Jack I. Deal
Well how do you do. I’m Jack I. Deal. I’m so flattered to make your… no, reverse that. You must be flattered to make MY acquaintance.
i HATE him!!! horrible! sucKS! pain
actually, here’s what we know about him:
- he’s arrogant, and moreso in particular: vain. he’s worried about becoming ugly. wants to be noticed?
- he wants to make the perfect smoothie. improving his smoothie and his business is incredibly important to him.
- his mom. he felt taken care of by his mom, but she’s dead now and he has to find his own way way around.
- he’s constantly busy, maybe stressed out, but either way his surface is meant to cover up his despair inside
- flirtatious/open to being romanced. has dated many.
- He’s not considered “young” or “hip” anymore. he used to be a good dancer.
- Used to work for Daddy Bigbucks (or just ‘Mr. Bigbucks’). We’re not told what he did, but Jack is alluded towards being in politics.
- he’s never been to university, he is not well-read nor educated. He still values appearing classy and aligning himself with a higher echlon of people.
- he was almost charged with a crime, but it was ultimately dismissed. This is apparently a sensitive