Jack I. Deal Conversation

Annoy: -3

You trying to get me hot under the collar, pal?

Apologize: 1

OK, but try not to let it happen again.

Brag: -2

You'll blow out a shoulder patting yourself on the back that way.

Call Name: -3

Nobody but my mother calls me that, and she'd better be smiling.

Cheer Up: 2

Thanks. Sometimes I feel a little isolated here on the island.

Complain: 0

Complain about anything you want to... except my smoothies!

Compliment: 1

Yeah, thanks. It takes more to hold it all together than it used to.

Cry: -5

Quit bawling! Crying never helped anything except tissue sales.

Entertain: 1

Keep your day job. You won't be taking that act to Vegas.

Flirt: 3

Now you're getting the hang of it, girl. I knew you'd come around.

Give Opinion: 1

You could go on TV with that opinion. Just not on a reality show.

Gossip: 1

That's quite a scoop.

Insult: -2

Nice try, but I grew a thick skin working for Mr. Bigbucks.

Intimidate: -3

Just who are you trying to scare?

Jibba Jabba: 3

Is that the way all the hip kids talk these days? Golly. It sounds so... dangerous.

Joke: 1

That joke wasn't very funny, but your face is good for a laugh.

Rude Gesture: -5

Mind your manners! I run a classy joint here!

Talk about Aliens: 2

If somebody wants a smoothie, I don't care what planet they're from.

Talk about Art: -1

Mr. Bigbucks had quite an art collection. I never cared for it.

Talk about Books: 1

I never read a book in my life and it never done me no harm

Talk about Cars: 2

I'm thinking drive-thru windows are the wave of the future. Am I right?

Talk about Computers: 0

I got a computer to keep track of business, but the thing stumps me.

Talk about Construction: 1

Mr. Bigbucks is in the construction business. I was never interested.

Talk about Cooking: -1

I never learned to cook. I figured I'd always have a mother to do it for me. Poor mom.

Talk about Crime: 1

I don't worry about crime in my place. I have connections.

Talk about Dancing: 2

I could cut a rug with the best of them way back when. Those were the days!

Talk about Exercise: -1

I'm on my feet all day. What do I need exercise for?

Talk about Games: 0

I don't even have time for solitaire.

Talk about Graveyards: 1

Have you seen the skeletons down there? How do they stay so thin?

Talk about Health: 2

My smoothies promote health, well-being, and a positive outlook.

Talk about Hobbies: 1

My only hobby is the pursuit of the perfect smoothie.

Talk about Home: 1

My shop isn't my home but it might as well be.

Talk about Home Decor: 1

Who has time? I have a green thumb only when I make lime smoothies.

Talk about Hygiene: 1

If you serve food, you need hygiene. So I make the customers wash up.

Talk about Jail: -1

I never spent one day in jail! Those charges were dismissed!

Talk about Jobs: 1

I'll talk to my manager about getting you a job. Don't you want one?

Talk about Miniopolis: 2

I got out of the city. Island living is the life for me.

Talk about Movies: 0

I wish I had time to go to the movies. I really miss the popcorn.

Talk about Music: 2

Music is the best! I was quite a dancer back in the day.

Talk about Nature: 0

The only nature around here is a cockroach problem in the storeroom.

Talk about Ninjas: -2

I don't like ninjas in my shop. It's too easy for them to sneak out without paying.

Talk about Politics: -3

I'm tired of politics. That's why I quit working for Mr. Bigbucks.

Talk about Rep Groups: -1

I don't get involved with those people. They frighten me.

Talk about Science: 0

When science tells me how to make smoothies smoothier, I'll get interested.

Talk about Shopping: -2

I don't care about shopping. Besides, I have a business to run!

Talk about Simoleons: -1

There's never enough. Some days, I might as well put it in the blenders, too.

Talk about Sleeping: 1

I tell you, if you want to sleep easy, don't go into business for yourself!

Talk about Sports: -1

I watch sports when I have time, which is, like, never.

Talk about TV: 2

A blessing to mankind! Without cooking shows, I'd go off my noodle.

Talk about Theatre: -2

A bunch of people in costumes yelling. What's the point?

Talk about Travel: -1

From home to here and back. That's all the traveling I get to do.

Talk about Work: 2

I never worked so hard in my life before I went into the smoothie racket.

Talk about the Bayou: 0

I've heard that the longer you stay out there, the uglier you get.

Talk about the Carnival: -1

They can be amusing, but I hate milling around with large crowds. Nobody notices me.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 1

They serve up a great cup of steamin' java!

Talk about the Cosmos: 2

If I ever make a smoothie as perfect as the Milky Way, I'll die happy.

Talk about the Law: 1

Is it against the law to be singularly responsible for so many broken hearts?

Talk about the Lounge: 0

Is it safe? Moo Goo Monkey sounds rather deadly to me.

Talk about the Market: 1

I don't go to flea markets. Just never got the itch, I guess.

Talk about the Museum: 1

Museums are so educational. One taught me how the Incas made smoothies.

Talk about the Newspaper: 1

Newspapers are easier to read than novels, and just as fictional.

Talk about the River: 2

I think I'll head up the river to Paradise Island soon and work on my tan.

Talk about the Supernatural: -1

Ghosts don't drink smoothies. So they don't matter to me.

Talk about the University: 1

I never went. I graduated from the School of Hard Knocks, magma crumb loudly.

Talk about the Weather: 1

People want smoothies on hot sunny days, shelter on rainy ones. I can't lose!

Talk about the World: 2

It's a rough world out there. I came here to smooth it out a little bit.

Tease: -1

Aw, quit it. I have very delicate feelings.

Tell a Bad Pun: -1

I don't get it. Eh?

Tell a Secret: -1

I used to work for Mr. Bigbucks. He knows all the secrets.

Hug

I know you want to hug me. I want to hug me too. But that's just not going to happen today.

Kiss

Sorry girl, but you couldn't handle one of my kisses. I'm electric, baby.

Gift (Accept)

Sure I could use another one of those. Hand it over

Gift (Reject)

I must be a magnet for those things. I've already been given 3 this month.

Errand (Accept)

Hey, [Player]. Take this - ha ha- "can of peanuts" - tee hee - to [Sim]. Tell him it's from me.

Errand (Reject)

I can't think of anything right now. Ask me later.

Move In (Reject)

Me? Move in with you? No no no. You'd cramp my style. Big time.

Silent Treatment

Ah! Get away from me before someone sees you talking to me. I can't afford to let you sully my reputation. Shoo!