Moogoo Monkey (Working Title)

Daddy Bigbucks Other Text

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Errand

Legal Documents

A stack of legal documents written in high legalese.

Housewarming

Hmmm... your place is... well... interesting.

Key to the City

This is a key to the city. Not THIS city. Not Miniopolis. But another city. You don't know which. Nobody knows. Nobody remembers. All you have is this key... and soon, thousands of cities to explore. Good luck.

Food

Chocolate Biscotti

Designed for coffee dunking, this crumbly biscotti combines sweet chocolate and bitter almonds in one delicious treat.

Gossip

Kris Thistle - Gossip

Don’t repeat this, but I heard that Daddy Bigbucks sleeps in pajamas with pictures of fire trucks on them.

Kris Thistle - Talk about Politics

These days, what Daddy Bigbucks says is what goes.

Lily Gates - Insult

I don’t have to take insults from you! I get plenty from Daddy Bigbucks!

Lily Gates - Talk about Bayou

Never been down there, but Daddy Bigbucks says it’s wretched. So there’s no reason to see for myself.

Lily Gates - Talk about the World

Daddy Bigbucks and I have a saying: The world is our oyster, so sharpen the knife.

Lily Gates - Talk about Construction

Bigbucks is always building something around here. But all that noise is driving me batty.

Lily Gates - Talk about the University

Bigbucks donated one-billion Simoleons to the university to help drama, literature, and other useless programs because he doesn’t want any business competition.

Harlan King - Talk about Miniopolis

Miniopolis is too big and too diverse for one man like Daddy Bigbucks to control the way it grows!

Cannonball Coleman - Talk about Construction

Do Daddy B and Lily G really think they can improve this city with taller buildings? Bah!

Crystal - Brag

You do! You know Daddy Bigbucks. Oh. My. Gosh! Can I shake your hand!

Gramma Hattie - Cheer Up

You're right, Daddy Bigbucks isn't invincible. We ARE worth something too!

Gramma Hattie - Talk about Aliens

Daddy Bigbucks likes to encourage our search for aliens because it takes attention off him.

Gramma Hattie - Talk about Art

Art should have a message like "Love each other" or "Daddy B is a rotten pig-face." Something like that.

Gramma Hattie - Talk about Exercise

I get a pretty good workout every time I run into Daddy Bigbucks, chasing after him and waving my cane.

Gramma Hattie - Talk about Ninjas

Are you trying to tell me you'd rather chase down ninjas than help me fight Daddy Bigbucks?

Lincoln Broadsheet - Apologize

For what? You didn't sell me out did you? You aren't working for Daddy Bigbucks are you?

Lincoln Broadsheet - Gossip

Yes! I always knew Daddy Bigbucks was up to no good! Now we just need to verify your sources.

Pritchard Locksley - Entertain

Yes! That is an almost perfect imitation of Daddy Bigbucks. Very good!

Olde Salty - Talk about Construction

Ever since Daddy B rolled into town he's been offering people some pretty cozy sums of money for their property... hmmm.

Mambo Loa - Talk about Politics

I see... I see a great wad of money pushed by a fat hand into a politician’s pocket!

Luthor L. Bigbucks - Talk about Travel

We Bigbucks used to have Paradise Island all to ourselves until some jerk brought the tourists.

Luthor L. Bigbucks - Talk about the Law

Father always says the law doesn't apply to him. I don’t know quite how, but he’s probably right.

Luthor L. Bigbucks - Talk about Politics

Father has shown me how to handle politicians. All it takes is a handshake and a smile… a very expensive handshake.

Luthor L. Bigbucks - Talk about Graveyards

The city won't let Father build a pyramid in the graveyard! They say it’s because they’re saving space, but I know they’re just jealous.

Luthor L. Bigbucks - Talk about the Carnival

The only reason the carnival is in town is because Father hired them for my 18th birthday… which is in 2 years.

Luthor L. Bigbucks - Talk about the Lounge

Sooner or later Father is going to buy that boat and turn it into something special. I need SOMEWHERE to hang my clothes.

Jack I. Deal - Insult

Nice try, but I grew a thick skin working for Mr. Bigbucks.

Jack I. Deal - Talk about Art

Mr. Bigbucks had quite an art collection. I never cared for it.

Jack I. Deal - Talk about Construction

Mr. Bigbucks is in the construction business. I was never interested.

Jack I. Deal - Talk about Politics

I'm tired of politics. That's why I quit working for Mr. Bigbucks.

Jack I. Deal - Tell a Secret

I used to work for Mr. Bigbucks. He knows all the secrets.

Other Items

Daddy B's Claim Flag.

With this single land-claim flag Daddy Bigbucks intends to circumvent and sabotage more than a century of (mostly) honest and (occasionally) peaceful land purchases and developments. What a sneak.

Movie Ticket

One ticket for the world premiere of "Tycoon Tycoon: The Daddy Bigbucks Story". The reels start spinning at 8 pm. Don't be late.

Stack of Blueprints

A stack of blueprints featuring a mesmerizing collage of diagrams, equations, instructions, and coffee rings. What on earth could it be for?

Other Sources

From the Urbz GBA Game Manual

Sim Valley's big spender moved to Miniopolis with plans to buy the entire city! Keep your eyes and ears open—this cat is definitely up to something.

From the Urbz NDS Game Manual

Sim Valley's big spender moved to Miniopolis with plans to buy the entire city! Keep your eyes and ears open—he's definitely up to something.

From the Miniopolis City Guide

King Tower, where you'll begin as a lowly janitor and window washer, is home to Water's Gym as well as the offices of both Lily Gates and the man himself, Daddy Bigbucks. Tread with caution--Daddy is not a man to be trusted!

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Talk about Pets

Yuck! There is nothing worse that a sniveling, drooling, hairy servant who cannot follow orders.

Flirt

Hello there... do you mind if I buy you a small island?

Hug Accept

Normally I don't let people touch me if they're not wearing an expensive coat. But for you'll I'll make an exception.

Kiss Accept

Normally I don't let people kiss me if they're not wearing fruity lip gloss. But for you'll I'll make an exception.

Kiss Reject

Get away from me, you pest! I'd sooner kiss a sneezing dog.

Accept Roommate

You betcha!