A list of every single item, unused or not, with their internal ID, name, and description in The Urbz: Sims in the City for Nintendo DS.

If looking for a list of all items in the GBA version, look towards this thread on the Urbz speedrun.com forums.

Item thumbnails pending.

Item ID	Name	Description
0	Barbecue Grill	Sizzle your fish flesh and steer steaks on the heavy-duty Light-My-Fire BBQ. Perfect for park picnickers seeking gourmet tastes in the great outdoors.
1	BBQ Grill Outdoor	BBQ Grill Outdoor
2	Gagmia Simore Espresso	One pull on the ergonomically crafted side lever and this hyper-efficient, automated espresso machine grinds, brews, and serves your espresso all by its lonesome.
3	Drinking Fountain	Readily available and usually hygienic, these water dispensers serve to slake your thirst.
4	Smoothie Machine	Yes, it's expensive. Yes, it heavily taxes SimValley orchards. Yes, it's terribly noisy... But your health is worth a little pain and suffering. A smoothie a day keeps the money away!
5	Vending Machine	Why walk to the store where prices are high and the selection is modest when you can have the same shopping experience in the comfort of your home? Restocked only when you aren't looking.
6	Positive Potential Microwave	Perfect for popcorn and pot-roast alike, the Positive Potential microwave is compact, safe, and easy to use. (Some restrictions apply)
7	Arctechnology 2-Door Refrigerator	Arctechnology knows the value of space and style and their new 2-door refrigerator proves it. More storage space for less room, this unit also features an ice-maker and easy-to-read LED temperature readouts.
8	Sno-Time Refrigerator	There's no time like Sno-Time! Their newest economy class refrigerator features climate control, two crispers, and ample door space large enough to fit a whole turkey.
9	Dialectic Range and Stove	Affordability and class are typically opposing forces. But the folks at Dialectic have managed to synthesize these qualities in what could easily be called the keenest range in town!
10	Epicurious Gourmet Stove	For gourmet epicureans, regular stoves just don't cut the mustard. Now serving Epicurious... the hottest stove to spice up the home-appliance landscape in nearly a year.
11	PyroInferno Atom Burner Oven	Gourmet standards for domestic spaces. The PyroInferno is perfect for an amateur cook eager to cross home-basil and hit the big thyme. With extra wide gas ranges.
12	Bovitron Z-36 Cheese Modulator	The moon may not be made of cheese, but the Bovitron Z-36 Cheese Modulator sure can make it! We don't know how it does it, honestly, but it sure tastes great! Available exclusively on Moon Base Zeta.
13	Snowcone Machine	Has the Miniopolis summertime swelter got you bummed? Time to bring the snow home with Snowcone, everybody's favorite cold, sweet treat. Now made with real frozen water.
14	Popcorn Maker	Engineered by Palo Alto scientists to pop kernels tasty with 99.9 percent accuracy, this Popcorn Popper is the perfect marriage of science and sizzle.
15	Invisible Admirable	Invisible admirable.
16	Manila-100 Marine Aquarium	Dry land got you down? Then this 100-gallon column tank, stocked with exotic and endangered Indo-Pacific fish and fauna is the cure! If you enjoy taunting captive animals, you'll love this!
17	Poseidon's Adventure Aquarium	You can't play with fish. You can't pet them. You can't take them for walks. And you can't teach them tricks. So what's the downside? You have to feed them.
18	Suit of Armor	Our overseas experts at Ironman Industries have reproduced this incredible suit of armor from an actual suit worn in the Hundred Years War. Includes a stunning basinet with mail aventail!
19	Prognoss Family Sized Crystal Ball	Alchemy was last week's trend. Next week fortune telling will be all the rage. How do we know? Prognoss Industries has foreseen it! Introducing their new consumer line of crystal balls.
20	Tropical Birdcage	These exotic, multicolored birds were flown in direct from SimIsle¸ shortly before it was overrun by dinosaurs.
21	Zen Fountain	Quiet. Peaceful. Serene. Wet. What more can you ask of a fountain?
22	Guillotine	This mahogany replica 1789 Reign-Of-Terror model comes standard with EZ-glide shuttle runners, one oblique chrome-alloy razor-blade (laser sharpened), and a durable double-grip release lever.
23	Shrunken Heads	These balsa-wood, replica shrunken heads are the perfect, politically-correct alternative for the curious but queasy collector.
24	Potted Jade House Plant	Nothing crass about the Crassula Arborescens here. Originally smuggled into SimValley by a man driving a dark van, the Jade Plant is now the Valley's most popular, if somewhat needy, decorative flora.
25	Potted Rubber House Plant	You won't be starting up a galvanized rubber business by draining the sap from this plant - it's MADE of rubber! So while it can't replenish your house's oxygen, it looks great... from a distance.
26	Monkey-Headed Jack-In-The-Box	All around the blueberry bush - The weasel chased the monkey - The weasel thought, "Now I'll show HIM!" - POP! Goes the monkey!
27	Lawn Gnome	Let "Gnorman the Ceramic Gnome" greet friends into your humble abode. His infectious smile and joyful wave are guaranteed to set even the most petulant minds at ease.
28	Lawn Leprechaun	Your desperate need for dark drinks and four-leafed clovers will be long gone once you have Liam the Leprechaun perched on your lawn.
29	Green Meteorite	Emitting a soft and sickly emerald glow, this strange meteorite has traveled many millions of miles to clutter your living room and render superheroes powerless.
30	Baroque Mirror	As Berkeley said, "To be is to be perceived." So why not assert your existence and improve your charisma by staring at yourself for untold hours into the silvery deep?
31	Shaker Floor Mirror	The simple and austere Shaker way of life is reflected in the clean craftsmanship of the Shaker full length floor mirror. Muse and mumble in this mirror for added charisma.
32	Movie Poster	A full color poster of the hit 1997 action film, "Explosion: The Prequel". Starring Anita Tension as Miss Wick and Pritchard Locksley as Jojo, her dim yet devious sidekick.
33	JC Portrait	A poster of the infamous Jeremiah Carbuncle O'Connell the Third: spiritual guide, soothsayer, and speaker of cryptic instructions.
34	Unicorn Tapestry	Made exclusively for the opening ceremony of the 20th annual Miniopolis Renaissance Faire, this majestic piece was one of only ten to survive the scourging perpetrated by the Sci-fi Convention next door.
35	Sarcophagus	Do not mistake this for a replica! This authentic sarcophagus was found in a desolate tomb over a hundred feet under the Nile sands. The mummy is thought to be King Phut, who died in a horrific hippopotamus attack.
36	Modern Sculpture	Artist Kit Bibble recently shocked the art-scene with this revolutionary 5-D sculpture. This is art with width, length, depth, duration, and... well, we can't really explain the fifth-dimension.
37	Neon Smoothie Sign	An retro design from the golden age of the smoothie. There's just something about neon that can part a man from his money in 5 seconds flat.
38	Creepy Corner Kid Doll	What a darling little doll! What a marvelous work of... did he just move? I thought I saw... No, surely not, for this antique is carved from the finest... there, see? He moved again! I'm not making this up!
39	Giant Stuffed Gorilla	When you want the perception of safety and protection without the potential hazards, invest in a giant stuffed gorilla and hope against all odds that potential burglars have poor eyesight.
40	Roman Statue	When NOT in Rome, bring it home! This replica, high-quality, alabaster, neo-neo-classical sculpture is the closest you'll ever get to living like a flashy Roman senator.
41	Cheap Tombstone	Not many Simoleons spent on this one.
42	Expensive Tombstone	Here lies an Urb who had some money... too bad he's dead.
43	Abstract Expressionist Painting	An energetic piece, bursting with life and vibrant energy. Observe the way the paint seems to leap across the canvas. An excellent example of Art-As-Action.
44	Neo-Expressionist Painting	A deeply affecting work that boldly confronts the extreme poles of human joy and suffering. There is no gray area in this allegorical struggle between light and dark.
45	De Stijlist Painting	An affable maturity suffuses this fine work, in which the dogmatic tyranny of precise geometric space is undermined by the presence of warm, soothing color combinations.
46	Neo-Plasticist Painting	A stormy, raging work in which the cold colors of irrationality smash head-first into the confines of ultra-logical geography. Aloof, confident, enthralling.
47	Impressionist Painting	Not a painting of a sunflower, but a painting of an idea of a painting of a sunflower. Bold and virile, quaint and subversive, this work is the product of a patient hand.
48	Giant Tiki Head	Each Tiki mask is hand-carved from the finest block of palm wood available by a single specialist using only tiny chipping instruments. New models are no longer cursed!
49	Taxidermy Alien	If you didn't know better, you'd swear this alien was moving. But of course that's not possible... Is it?
50	Golden Jackalope Antler	A golden gift from your jackalope. Did this thing fall off the poor creature... or was it pulled?
51	Golden Dodo Feater	A golden gift from your dodo. As much as you might appreciate the gesture, think about the fact that you might have contributed to the extinction of this species.
52	Golden Dragon Wings	A golden gift from your dragon. It make you wonder, eh? If golden dragons breath fire? And if so, can they melt their own wings?
53	Golden Gorilla Banana	A golden gift from your gorilla. But there are better healthy snacks than this relic made of solid gold.
54	Golden Simosaurus Tooth	A golden gift from your simosaurus. It's probably best the Simosaurus doesn't have this in its mouth anymore... gold is a very soft metal.
55	Golden Triceratops Tooth	A golden gift from your triceratops. It won't hatch but it could fetch you a nice price at the market.
56	Golden Unircorn Horn	A golden gift from your unicorn. If I were you, I'd keep quiet about where you got this.
57	Golden Veloci-Rooster Claw	A golden gift from your veloci-rooster. As you well know, it's much safer to have just the claw of this insane beast.
58	Dawg House	They call dogs man's best... but what have YOU done for them lately? Seal the deal and settle the score with the Dawg House, a blinging pad for your precious pooch.
59	Bonsai Tree	This marvelous little tree is a tiny ficus grown and nurtured specifically for the busy consumer. Requires half the water of similar bonsai trees.
60	African Tribal Mask	These eccentric masks have been carved from a single piece of soft-wood and coated with resin to protect against the weather. Authentic masks of this sort are known to possess string powers, but these are fake so... enjoy.
61	Personal Painting	A Masterpiece! Well, a spirited attempt at least?
62	Candy Cane	Keep the winter holidays alive year round with 4 feet of red and white saccharine sweetness! As an added bonus, if you moisten this baby it's 10 times more effective than ordinary fly-paper!
63	Pilgrim Gnome	What an odd little item. Are you celebrating or repudiating past exploits of wandering pilgrims with this limited edition "Pader the Pilgrim Gnome"? Only you know for sure.
64	Mardi Gras Mask	When your manners are shot, your party-voice loud, and your judgment impaired, wouldn't it be nice to have a giant, flamboyantly colorful Mardi Gras mask like this to disguise yourself?
65	Giant Pumpkin	Shulz and Son's Squash Farms can guarantee that their award-winning giant pumpkins are 100 percent naturally grown. Free of pesticides, genetic modifications, and ghosts.
66	Golden Mop Award	A life-sized replica of the "Mop d'Or" - the top honor given out to one outstanding Sanitation Engineer a year at the annual Sweep 'N Squeegee Awards.
67	Voodoo Dan Doll	Few people in Miniopolis are qualified - or willing - to judge the authenticity of this doll. But don't let that stop you from admiring its quality craftsmanship... and giving it the occasional jab.
68	Flaming Hoop	No more stinky kerosene spills to clean up with this pump-action, self-igniting circus hoop. Just plug in, flip a switch, and flame on! Real fire, real savings.
69	Key to the City	This is a key to the city. Not THIS city. Not Miniopolis. But another city. You don't know which. Nobody knows. Nobody remembers. All you have is this key... and soon, thousands of cities to explore. Good luck.
70	Lawn Flamingo	It's a little-known secret that the intense pink color unique to these lawn flamingo's was created back in 1979 by a team of scientists trying to devise a color that would ward off burglars. The rest, as they say, is history.
71	Magic Lamp	A beautiful Persian lamp, this 700 year old treasure is made of durable brass and decorated with exquisite detail. But neither fact has saved it from gathering dust over the years. Why not give it a good rub-down?
72	Comedy & Tragedy Masks	Signifying in elegant porcelain the two most important dramatic themes of the human condition - comedy and tragedy - these masks, though beautiful, will not likely help you decipher the meaning of life.
73	Orange Pedestal	Similar to a still-life painting, but in THREE dimensions! Delight your friends and relatives with this juicy item. Aesthetic fun from any angle!
74	Periodic Table of Elements	It never fails: The party is just getting good when someone suddenly needs to verify the molecular weight of Einsteinium. If you owned a Periodic Table you'd have the answer. Don't get caught off guard!
75	Safe	Built from the strongest, lightest steel alloy available to the public, Lock and Key Inc.'s top of the line safe is fire proof, water resistant, and 100 percent impenetrable. How is this possible? It doesn't open!
76	Burning Spoke Sign	The Burning Spoke is one of the rowdiest, loudest, dirtiest, and most popular hang-outs in near-by SimValley... and as evidenced by this "borrowed" sign, that isn't about to change anytime soon.
77	Velocirooster Skeleton	Found over one century ago buried deep in the Bayou, this velocirooster skeleton is often used as evidence to prove that we are not in fact living on the planet earth anymore.
78	Soap Box	The historical significance of this soap box has never been fully understood, but it is known that this particular item was present at the infamous "Miniopolis Soap Party" of 1774.
79	Music Stand	Two decades of intense industrial design went into the creation of this, the perfect music stand. Featuring a high-friction, low-sheen acrylic coating, keep your sheet music in place no matter how crazy the crowd gets.
80	Movie Standee	An ultra-rare cardboard standee for "Abscond with the Breeze", the classic, multi-million Simoleon blockbuster that made Anita Tension, playing the lovely but spoiled Chartreuse O'Trigger, a household name.
81	Angel Statue	Possibly inspired by the lyrics to the 1985 glam-rock hit "Angle Baby Doll". "Ooh my Angle Baby Doll / Flap those wings, don't ever fall / The sun so bright it looks like dark / Let's walk our dogs around the park."
82	Blind Justice Statue	A classic sculptural monument to the concept of equal justice for all citizens on earth. A quality piece, sure, but you have been wondering lately if this lady has been peeking out from under that blindfold.
83	Lottie Cash Statue	Given to Lottie Cash by her parents on her 16th birthday, this life-sized statue exemplifies everything you have ever known about her. It is garish, ersatz, and impossible to ignore.
84	Python Statue	Pythons have an eerie effect on people when they seem to be standing upright. Be thankful this one is carved out of wood and steel.
85	3-Card Monte Table	Tired of standing on the wrong side of this tricky deal? Weep no more! Now's your chance to get in the game, attract tourists, and make fools of all of them! Just make sure you keep it fun, OK?
86	Throne	A precise replica of a 14th century throne used by King Litmus the Ninth. Note the superior craftsmanship of the carvings and fabrics. And no, it isn't a toilet.
87	Traffic Light	Do you find personal freedom to be a dreary burden? Then add a little bureaucratic regulation to your life with a giant traffic-light! Hang it anywhere! Perfect for modifying capricious behavior of all kinds!
88	Miss Urbverse Trophy	A Miss Urbverse Trophy cast in sturdy plastic and painted with a genuine, pyrite derived, faux metal coating. In other words it has SENTIMENTAL value.
89	Typewriter	Where do you plug this thing in? Where is the screen? Where is the disk drive? Why is it - But of course! It's manual typewriter! So grab a ream of paper and start writing your epic novel.
90	Wall Mounted Alligator	A cured and stuffed alligator head mounted on a varnished slab of stained applewood. And it STILL looks scary.
91	Wall Mounted Swordfish	A cured and stuffed swordfish head mounted on a varnished slab of stained maplewood. And it STILL looks mean.
92	'98 Adder Bumper	A bumper taken from Luthor's '98 Adder (one of Luthor's first eight cars). This hot-rod was famous for its swooshing fin, cramped interior, and insatiable thirst for gasoline.
93	Uncle Suede Shizzle's Cane	Uncle Suede always had a flair for flair and his heavy, gold plated, diamond encrusted shizzle's cane proves it. Unfortunately, this thing is worth a lot less than you might think, and has no practical uses.
94	Electro Lamp	Yet another amusing artifact from the recent past. The electro lamp is perhaps the best example of the late 90's trend to make harmless decorative objects appear downright deadly.
95	Khroniton Reactor	A curious historical artifact, the khroniton reactor was Polly Nomial's first attempt to harness the kinetic energy of passing time. It didn't work... but it makes funny noises. Sometimes.
96	Golden Fiddle	A top-notch fiddle coated with a thin layer of gold-leaf. It's worth a lot of money, but it plays well too. Will you ever get a chance to use it? Perhaps if you're patient.
97	Amber Coat Rack	At first glance this appears to be just another ordinary coat rack. Closer inspection, however, reveals that it IS in fact an ordinary coat rack topped by a large chunk of polished amber. We don't know why.
98	Petrified Dino's Egg	From a distance this oval shaped chunk of stone looks like any old rock. But upon closer inspection it seems to be a dinosaur egg... now petrified into an ordinary stone.
99	Go Board	It takes a second to learn, a lifetime to master, and just about one minute to lose one of the 361 little stone pieces need to play the game. But who's counting?
100	Prehistoric Ficus	An ancient house plant. Or maybe... Cave plant?
101	Smoothie Machine	An antique smoothie machine that, by the look of it, could be well over 30 years old. Should you use it to brew smoothies the old fashioned way, or stick it on a pedestal.
102	Punk T-Shirt	Xtra Large and loud, this t-shirt is the perfect tribute to your favorite punk band: River T. The wall's the best place for it, since it smells too bad to wear.
103	Megalodon Tooth	A large, sharp, and super stylish tooth plucked from one of the ancient world's most fearsome sea creatures. Go ahead and tell people you went face to face with this sucker!
104	Wooden Block	A solid block of soft wood. What mysteries lie within? Whittle away and find out!
105	Decorative Chess Piece	A giant replica of your favorite chess piece. Could there be some psychological reason you identify with this particular one?
106	Chainsaw Chicken	To think that it was a skilled chainsaw that turned this lowly stump into a colloquial work of art.
107	Wooden Cowboy	A lovingly detailed representation of the classic western cowboy, complete with his lasso, his 10-gallon hat, and a searching, somber face.
108	Wooden David	An earthier, warmer version of Michelangelo's classic sculpture. Not quite as tall, not quite as expensive, but handsome all the same.
109	Wooden Grizzly	The gnarled and knotted grain of this fine carving imbues the piece with a true sense of the rugged wildness of real grizzly bears.
110	Wooden Nymph	Such supple, smooth lines. Such lithe, limp limps. Clearly you have earned a rare connection to the sublime secrets of another world.
111	Wooden Potato	Stick a fork in it, because this one's... wood? A fine piece of craftsmanship compared to most accidents.
112	Rowboat	Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, careful where you whittle next, you might just burst a seam.
113	Totem Pole	Like all authentic totem poles, this replica tells an intricate story through symbols... in this case, you find the story of how the pole came to be carved in the first place.
114	Viva Lost Wages Home Casino	Hit the jackpot with the Viva Home Casino. Advances in coin-capture technology have made it easy to bring the potential for serious fun, serious profits, and serious coin loss right into your home!
115	Brahma 5000 Behemoth Computer	If there is a faster, more powerful computer out there, only the government owns it. Otherwise owners of the Brahma 5000 can rest soundly with dreams of total bandwidth dominance.
116	Invisible Computer	Invisible Computer
117	Video Arcade Machine	How'd this dive of a bar get the latest "Ultra-Mega Super-Psycho Hyper Warrior Gamma 3 Extreme"? But really, who cares?! Pop your money in and play!
118	Newton's Apple Pinball Machine	Before there were bytes and pixels there was physics! Chrome-plated, steel balls bounce off rubber-coated bumpers in a cacophony of noise and light as fun is had by all.
119	Sky Diving Machine	Originally designed by scientists to test the aerodynamic qualities of falling fruit, this giant fan generates winds up to 120 miles per hour to give you the sensation of falling without moving an inch.
120	Robot Monkey Butler	This silicon simian is a striking simulacrum of a snappy suburban servant. Simply superb!
121	Robot Vacuum Cleaner	The amazing Foom-Ra! robot vacuum system uses military technology to clean your house! Do not open Foom-Ra!, as that will void the warranty and endanger the species.
122	FireSmart Fire Detector	Everyone knows smoke detectors save lives, but why stop there? Stealing prediction technology from the 23rd century, our engineers crafted this amazing device - it stops fires BEFORE they start! Shop smart. Shop FireSmart.
123	String Theory Super System	The Strings-Theory Super System uses an entropy logarithm to produce mass excitations of an audio data string particle with zero initial mass to get you jumping and jiving.
124	Zimantz Unity Stereo	An integrated radio, three-disc CD player, and dual cassette deck, the Zimantz Unity Stereo brings affordable entertainment to people who hate messing with components.
125	Monochrome Television	There's something special about watching your favorite program on a black and white, low-fidelity, low-definition television - it turns even the most insipid show into abstract art!
126	Soma Electronics Plasma Television	Soma Electronics takes a brave new step towards total sensory emersion entertainment. Featuring nanopixel technology, the ultra-thin display is sharper and more colorful than the real world.
127	Trottco RGB ultra Television	Another sturdy performer from Trottco, the 27-inch RGB ultra is just the box for people hoping to get a television in every room. Affordable, stylish, and cable-ready!
128	Amberson's Magnificent Sleigh Bed	Whether you're an automobile tycoon or an incorrigible buffoon, this plush bed will carry you across the snowy plains of sleep in warmth and comfort.
129	Amberson's Magnificent Double Bed	Amberson's Magnificent Double Bed is the grand patriarch of the Anderson Sleigh Bed line. If this one doesn't send you to sleep with tears of joy your eyes, nothing will.
130	Invisible Jail Bed	Invisible Jail Bed
131	Spartan Special Bed	For those on a tight budget AND tight schedule, there is no better model than the Spartan Special by Cheap Eazzze. Barrack inspired comfort and design.
132	TykeNyte Bed	Young ones need just as much sleep as the adults, but that doesn't mean they enjoy a second of it. So give the kids something colorful and zany to smile at and sleep on. Give them TykeNyte.
133	Invisible City Bench	One of many conveniently located benches for public seating.
134	Invisible Park Bench	It's the 21st century and functionality is back in style! Don't let the slick appearance of these benches fool you - they can actually be quite comfortable... if you're not careful.
135	Invisible Bookshelf	Invisible Bookshelf
136	Country Class Chair	A delightful, and some say improbable, blend of English country style and mass-market affordability, the armchair delivers down-filled comfort at a modest price.
137	Work-Bunst All Purpose Chair	Work-Bunst has done it again. Comfortably facilitates a variety of seated postures, as well as tasks involving standing, professional wrestling, and lion-taming.
138	Back Slack Recliner Chair	Inspired by sunsets and whale songs, the Back Slack recliner features overstuffed, oversized arms and luxurious cushions... the perfect chair for sleepy fathers.
139	Comfy Recliner	Oversized and comfortable, you practically sink into its plush upholstery.
140	Giant Leather Recliner	Large, black and expensive; it simply screams decadence!
141	Plaid Recliner	Visually atrocious, yet strangely hypnotic if stared at for long periods of time.
142	Zebra Recliner	Relax already, it's fake. But oh-so cozy.
143	Biker Sofa	A ratty, tattered, mess of a sofa, severe but sincere, much like the biker you will come to know in the next few days. It may smell odd, but it won't let you down.
144	Cheap Eazzze Sofa	When you boil it down to basics, what do you really need from a sofa other than a long, flat, lateral plane to rest on? Did somebody say Cheap Eazzze? Oh yeah!
145	Country Class Couch	More rustic than romantic, this style offers sturdy arms and a stiff back with plush downy cushions. The perfect blend of adult comfort and child-proof design.
146	The Wally Whitman Repose Sofa	International yet regional. Rare yet affordable. Firm yet yielding. White yet off-white. These are the beautiful contradictions inherent in the Luxuriare line, a brand that works as hard as our logic.
147	Zebra Faux-Fur Sofa	There's something so slimming about black and white stripes that we decided to smother a sofa with them, modeling it after the beauty of nature's best dressed beast.
148	DTS Wood Countertop	Manufacturer: DTS Service Products Group. Target: Nouveau Riche Niche. Price: So affordable we must be mad. Aesthetic goal: Soon we will redecorate the world!
149	DTS Wood Countertop with Sink	Countertop, DTS Wood with Sink. If you don't already know how exclusive this item is, you don't deserve it.
150	SteriLife Bathroom Countertop	Once upon a time, people had to choose between elegance and anti-septic coating, but those days are long gone thanks to the people at SteriLife. These counters are durable and feature raised panel cupboards.
151	SteriLife Bathroom Counter and Sink	The SteriLife Bathroom Counter and Sink. Same quality stuff you'd expect from SteriLife, but with more sink and less countertop.
152	Invisible Jail Door	Invisible Jail Door
153	Invisible Locked Door	Invisible Rusty Gate.
154	Pinegulcher Dresser	Machine-cut pine panels and nature's own pine aroma without all that bothersome pitch. Our best seller in the Pinegulcher line, this dresser is perfect for all your apparel.
155	Amorous Inc. Love Seat	A traditional love seat with a modern twist. This sofa for two features a slightly beveled base beneath two cozy rayon cushions guaranteeing your date will fall helplessly into your arms. Amorous Inc. puts the V back in love!
156	Invisible Love Seat	Invisible Love Seat
157	Aluminum Card Table	When your house is crowded and the game must go on, look no further than this aluminum framed card table. Lightweight, yet able to withstand the pounding fists of 10 hungry guests, this table suits every need.
158	London Mesa Dining Table	Inspired by the flat mesa landforms found in America's southwest, this English-built table may not improve on this naturally occurring form, but it sure makes it more useful!
159	Anywhere End Table	Part of the ever popular Anywhere line, the Anywhere End Table is usable wherever flat, compact, elevated surfaces are desired, demanded, or dreamed of.
160	Celestial Slumber Moon Bed	Nothing says nightie-night like the "Celestial Slumber" Moon Bed. Dig the sleek lines of powerful rocket-ship and revel in the cottony comfort of deep space. This bed is out of this world! Available exclusively on Moon Baze Zeta.
161	Seat of Tranquility Crater Chair	When you need to escape the weight of the world, look no further than the "Seat of Tranquility" Crater Chair. Only floating in Zero-G can match its weightless comfort! Available exclusively on Moon Base Zeta.
162	Denizen Cane Bamboo Bed	Curiously light, curiously tough, this bamboo bed frame sums up the joy of the tropical in a single glance. Comes standard with a mattress woven from palm leaves.
163	Denizen Cane Bamboo Chair	The geniuses at Denizen Cane industries have bestowed us with this little treasure: A comfortable, sturdy Bamboo chair for the office, home, or poolside.
164	Denizen Cane Bamboo Recliner	Resting comfortably on the new Bamboo Recliner from the craftspeople at Denizen Cane, you'll be convinced you're deep in the arms of paradise, in your very own Xanadu.
165	Race Car Bed	This bed's not going anywhere... but you are! The racecar bed's sleek design, superior suspension, and water resistant chrome finish will guarantee you a swift descent into dreamland.
166	High-Heel Shoe Chair	If this is Cinderella's shoe size, you're probably better off not going to that dance. So stay home and relax in your brand new high-heel chair.
167	Make-up Table	This professionally stocked Make-up table is where the magic happens; where ugly ducklings turn into swans, and where swans turn into freaky, clownish, witch-zombies.
168	Invisible Creative	Invisible Creative
169	Max Matewell's Pro-Chess Board	So few rules, yet so many emergent possibilities. Chess was the original complex system and it still manages to delight and confuse. Play a game and raise that logic skill.
170	Bump n' Boogaloo Dance Pad	Pop, lock, spin, and shuffle! With a smooth surface and low-temp LED lights the Bump n' Boogaloo dance pad is the perfect place to update your old-school moves. Start practicing your "windmill".
171	Hot-Trot Dance Tiles	As every B-boy and disco-queen knows, the first step to fancy moves is a smooth shiny surface. Whatever your style - be it break-dancing, disco, tango, or pogo - this is where the spinning begins.
172	Skratch N' Spin DJ starter pack	Like music? Hate musicians? Throw your own party and spin the tunes you like with the Skratch N' Spin DJ starter pack.
173	Dilly Taunt's Portable Easel Kit	You don't need to know how to paint to enjoy painting... you just need to think you know how to paint to enjoy other people admiring you for attempting to paint.
174	Free Weight Set	Since time immemorial, free-weights have been the preferred method of weight training. Freedom of movement allows for more natural development than machines and protein supplements can yield.
175	Offender Guitar and Amplifier	Ask any guitarist and they'll tell you that the Offender line of guitars is the only choice for rock and rollers who aren't afraid of giving fans a dose of anger, sweat, and tinnitus.
176	GalleLayman Backyard Telescope	Impeccable optical imaging yields heavenly optical results. You won't be discovering new planets with this baby, but you might settle the Martian question once and for all.
177	Exerto Treadmill	After the astounding success of their bench press system, the folks at Exerto have made good on their promise to cater to the cardiovascular system. Catch it if you can!
178	Virtual Hogg Motorcycle Repair Ride	All the glamour and professionalism of motorcycle repair, without the hassle of owning an actual motorcycle!
179	Light-Up Teddy Bear	This giant fluffy bear demonstrates his affection for you by lighting up. Just like a firefly, filling you with serenity.
180	Trampoline	More popular than swimming pools and less dangerous than tree houses, trampolines are springing into the mainstream.
181	Bod-Mod Booth	Bye bye lonely weekends! With the Bod-Mod booth you have instant access to hundreds of new styles will get heads turning in your direction for days.
182	Mad Skillz Cerebral Data Infuser	Using previously outlawed laser holography and subharmonic wave technology this device promotes dendritic growth by bombarding the subject with intense audio-visual imagery.
183	Sensory Deprivation Chamber	Rest your body and mind in a chamber filled with enough warm, salt-saturated water to suspend the average person. Sensory deprivation tanks are all the rage - they're safe, easy to use, and totally trippy.
184	Ultimate MP-DEE Stereo System	The ultimate MP-DEE stereo system is the worlds greatest music box, streaming all - and we mean ALL - your favorite tunes with crisp, clear treble and big, booming bass.
185	Artsie Clubhouse Keys	This key gives you permanent access to the Artsie clubhouse located in Glasstown.
186	Nerdie Clubhouse Keys	This key gives you permanent access to the Nerdie clubhouse located in Glasstown.
187	Richie Clubhouse Keys	This key gives you permanent access to the Richie clubhouse located in Glasstown.
188	Streetie Clubhouse Keys	This key gives you permanent access to the Streetie clubhouse located in Glasstown.
189	Artsie Trade Magazine	The latest issue of "Artsie Forum".
190	Nerdie Trade Magazine	The latest issue of "Scientific Simian"
191	Richie Trade Magazine	The latest issue of the "Glasstown Journal".
192	Streetie Trade Magazine	The latest issue of "Streetie Smart".
193	Artsie Trophy	The mythical Artsie Trophy! And YOU found it! But should you keep it for yourself or deliver it to the Artsie leader? Decisions, decisions.
194	Nerdie Trophy	The legendary Nerdie trophy! And it's all YOURS! Will you keep it forever or return it to the Nerdie leader? Sleep on it.
195	Richie Trophy	The illustrious Richie trophy. And YOU found it! Will you keep it for yourself or deliver it to the Richie leader? Think about it.
196	Streetie Trophy	The revered Streetie trophy. And YOU snagged it for yourself! But should you keep it or deliver it to the Streetie leader? Chew on that for a while.
197	Gold Rep Group Plaque	A gorgeous gold plaque given to you by the head of the [Rep group].
198	Silver Rep Group Plaque	A scintillating silver plaque given to you by the head of the [Rep group].
199	Envelope and Package	Fixture of the modern global postal communication system, it works best when placed in front of the home and not in your pocket.
200	The Savvy Shower	The tiles are Moroccan, the shower head is Polish, and the grout was made in the U S of A. Without damaging your wallet, this shower makes a cosmopolitan out of all who wash here.
201	SaniQueen Luxury Shower	Lavish expense and garish detailing accent SaniQueen's entry into the luxury shower line.
202	Invisible Shower	Invisible Shower
203	Mr. Andersonville Sink	This standing, porcelain sink replicates the elegant lines and curves found in furniture of the British Victorian era. Finally, you don't have to be an aristocrat to wash behind your ears in style.
204	Invisible Sink	Invisible Sink
205	Hanging Telephone	A cute, almond-tinted telephone with 25 quick-dial memory banks, mute, redial, and volume control. Call your parents, they miss you!
206	Pay Phone	Strategically placed to serve the public's need for readily available telephonic communication.
207	Invisible Telephone	Invisible Telephone
208	HygeiaOmatic Toilet	Just the basics: No frills, no spills. The HygeiaOmatic Toilet is all you'll ever need to satisfy your fundamental urges. Available with optional puffy-seat for unexpectedly cold nights.
209	Pee-K-Boo Mfc. Toilet	A century of public toilet technology in a single stall. Fabricated from solid phenolic resin, each shell is quintuple coated with an antiseptic, anti-graffiti enamel to ensure a hygienic experience.
210	Invisible Toilet	Invisible Toilet
211	Temporal Flux Treader Mark II	A brilliant example of classical engineering, quantum calculation, and cozy ergonomics, the Temporal Flux Treader Mark II is the ideal craft for drifting up and down Time's relentless stream. Just be careful where you use it.
212	Invisible Toilet	Invisible Toilet
213	XXXNOTUSED Cozypod Incubator	XXXNOTUSED Cozypod Standard Incubator
214	XXXNOTUSED Super Cozypod Incubator	XXXNOTUSED Cozypod Super Incubator
215	The Mix Whizzard	The Mix Whizzard makes mixing easy. Simply fill the mixer with three ingredients and push the big button. Voila! In seconds you'll have something to toss in the oven. Let's hope you're a good cook.
216	The Mix Whizzard De-Lux	The Mix Whizzard De-Lux makes more reliable mixes than its cousin. Simply fill the mixer with three ingredients and push the big button. Voila! In seconds you'll have something to toss in the oven. Let's hope you're a good cook.
217	XXXNOTUSED Helix Splicer	XXXNOTUSED Gathering and treating ancient animal DNA is the most important step to any serious cloning project. The BASIC SPLICER automates the process in one easy step, leaving you plenty of time to plug in your incubator.
218	XXXNOTUSED DNAce Gene-Splicer	XXXNOTUSED The DNAce Gene-Splicer is faster, smarter, and more efficient than any splicer currently on the market. It is so powerful it occasionally recombines DNA into new and potentially dangerous combinations.
219	Woodcarving Table	The last thing you want when whittling away at your masterpiece is a table made of the same material as your subject. That's why we use high strength Plethlar fiber in this special table made specifically for artists.
220	XXXNOTUSED Amber Tumbler	XXXNOTUSED If you're sitting on a crumbling trove of petrified pitch and craggy stone, why not smooth those stones with an amber tumbler. Guaranteed quick or your lost hours back!
221	Craftmaestro Pro Bench	For those who want top-notch craftsmanship, the Craftmaestro Pro Bench is the ultimate carpenter's playpen. If it were any bigger, you'd need a business license just to own it.
222	Craftmaestro Standard	The Craftmaestro Standard steps up to the challenge of providing an affordable workbench for novice craftsmen in desperate need of professional grade options.
223	Craftmaestro Mini-Bench	Perfect for people who don't know a spanner from a hammer, the Craftmaestro Mini-Bench is compact and easy to store. Easy to ignore too, if you still aren't into woodworking just yet.
224	Invisible Workbench	Invisible Workbench
225	Chicken	A plump little chicken from Uncle Hayseed's Farm.
226	Swarm of Flies	Minions of contagion and pestilence, they swarm wherever filth and corruption flourish.
227	Jukebox	A fine antique jukebox full of kicking tunes on vinyl seven-inch records. Don't dance too hard... you may skip the beat!
228	Cyalume Glo-Green Stick	Don't get caught in the dark! Stock up on Glo-Green brand cyalume light sticks today, before the light in your attic goes out!
229	Paradise Island Map	A detailed map of Paradise Island. It lists everything but the information you need.
230	Moving Crate	This is a moving crate. The longer you wait to unpack it, the more it costs you.
231	Dinosaur	XXXNOTUSED Lava Lamp Museum Exhibit
232	Lava Lamp	XXXNOTUSED Dinosaur Museum Exhibit
233	Meteor	XXXNOTUSED Meteor Museum Exhibit
234	Mummified Elvyz	XXXNOTUSED Mummified Elvyz Museum Exhibit
235	Ball 'o Twine	XXXNOTUSED Ball 'o Twine Museum Exhibit
236	Dancing Nutria	A frisky dancing nutria, one of the more perplexing rodents wandering the murky muck of the bayou.
237	Pet	This is your pet, [name].
238	Pile of Ash	Whatever it was, it isn't anymore.
239	Living Artemisia	Usually found in warm climates, the pungent Artemisia herb has a variety of medical and industrial uses... but Doctor Moore won't get specific.
240	Dead Artemisia	A withered and limp specimen of the Artemisia herb. It doesn't look too healthy.
241	Puddle	This is a puddle. You just wet yourself!
242	Puddle	This is a puddle. You just wet yourself!
243	Elm Wood	A soft block of lovely elm perfect for carving.
244	Oak Wood	A fine block of hard oak perfect for carving.
245	Petrified Wood	A sold block of petrified wood, rather difficult to carve.
246	Redwood Wood	A sturdy block of mighty redwood perfect for carving.
247	Teak Wood	A tough block of tropical teak perfect for carving.
248	MJ Foxfire Gravboard	The MJ Foxfire Gravboard is the hottest new mode of urban travel, featuring patented Electro-Repulsion technology that guarantees a fast, fun, and frictionless ride every time! Press the R Button while walking, to try it out!
249	Daddy B's Claim Flag.	With this single land-claim flag Daddy Bigbucks intends to circumvent and sabotage more than a century of (mostly) honest and (occasionally) peaceful land purchases and developments. What a sneak.
250	Manacles **NOTUSED**	Manacles (Invisible)
251	Splicer Island Flag	A giant flag. It's not for hanging... it's for using!
252	Laser Cage	Laser Cage
253	Shaggy Stage Beard	This fun costume piece should come in handy somewhere, somehow. You'll think of something. Give it time.
254	Gramma Hattie's Recipe Book	Gramma Hattie's Recipe Book: -Fudge Brownies: 2 Chocolate, 1 Nuts.- Pecan Pie: 1 Flour, 1 Nuts, 1 Sugar.- Sugar Cookies: 2 Sugar, 1 Flour.
255	Mysterious Briefcase	This is an ordinary executive style briefcase with very little room for improvement or additional features.
256	Mysterious Rigged Briefcase	Maybe we were wrong about the additions and improvements, because Detective Dan has just added a secret microphone and tape recorder. Shhh! Don't say a word!
257	Naval Officer's Cap	A naval officer's cap. Just like the one Pepper Pete used to wear, and nearly like the one Olde Salty wears today!
258	Navy Pea Coat	This sturdy, wool, navy pea-coat has seen more of the world than you have or ever will. Sure smells like it too.
259	Pepper Pete Disguise	A near perfect Pepper Pete disguise, certified authentic by the town fortune teller.
260	Letter to the Governor	Gramma Hattie's impassioned prison letter to the governor.
261	Locket Chain	One half of an old locket.
262	XXXNOTUSED Locket - 2nd Half	XXXNOTUSED Locket - 2nd Half
263	Antique Locket	An antique locket that once belonged to Clem and Boo's mother, Bogland Bessie.
264	Slip of Paper	The answers you seek lie beyond the grave.
265	Scrap of Paper	To have this note would be another FEATHER IN HIS HAT.
266	Bamboo Saxophone Reed	Carved by hand from the finest, most pliable cane this side of Bourbon Street, Vibemaster saxophone reeds are guaranteed to last until well after your landlord evicts you for noise violations.
267	Squeegee 'n Bucket	After scraping enough change to buy them for your first job, these two have gotten you where you are today. You've even named them "Streaky" and "Leaky".
268	Master's Thesis	A thesis titled "Why We Sweat... and Where".
269	Master's Thesis	A thesis titled "Ears, Noses and Throats: A Reconsideration".
270	Master's Thesis	A thesis titled "The Effects of Sneezing on Lymph Circulation".
271	[size] [wood block type]	A [size] [wood block type]. Perfect for whittling wonderful objects!
272	Stack of Blueprints	A stack of blueprints featuring a mesmerizing collage of diagrams, equations, instructions, and coffee rings. What on earth could it be for?
273	Movie Ticket	One ticket for the world premiere of "Tycoon Tycoon: The Daddy Bigbucks Story". The reels start spinning at 8 pm. Don't be late.
274	Question Coconut	A numbered coconut. Turn it in for a chance to win a cash prize!
275	Question Coconut	A numbered coconut. Turn it in for a chance to win a cash prize!
276	Question Coconut	A numbered coconut. Turn it in for a chance to win a cash prize!
277	Question Coconut	A numbered coconut. Turn it in for a chance to win a cash prize!
278	Caramel Apples Mix	A Carameled Apples Mix: 1 Apple, 1 Sugar, 1 Vanilla.
279	Splicer Island Plans	Splicer Island Plans
280	Beans n' Rice	A spicy bowl of beans n' rice. A simple meal for simple times.
281	Grilled Catfish	Grilled to perfection and seasoned with lemon, this is some tasty catfish.
282	Jumbo Combo	A good old fashioned jumbo hot dog, crispy fries, and large soda. Football tickets not included.
283	Fresh Cornbread	Moist and fresh, this cornbread is a sweet and hearty snack.
284	Corny Dawg	Dipped in batter and baked until it's brown and crispy, the corny dawg is a classic.
285	Great Gravy Fries	Thick chunks of hand cut potatoes, fried, and slathered with a goopy layer of rich gravy.
286	Jumbo Jerk Gumbo	Two great tastes that taste wild together: Traditional jerk spices in a funky, chunky gumbo stew.
287	Da Slam-Burger	Da Slam-Burger is a hamburger fixed up with a touch of every taste: onions, tomatoes, avocado, bacon, and bleu cheese.
288	Chocolate Ice Cream	A heaping bowl of chocolate ice cream. Always a treat, forever a classic.
289	Cheesy Pizza	A basic slice of cheese pizza for those who want portable taste without a lot of filler.
290	Slice o' Heaven Pizza	This is food that must be believed to be seen. One bite will send you to your knees in a reverie of devotional bliss.
291	Mega-Bucket of Popcorn	One handful of this and you can feel your arteries harden. So scarfing down the entire bucket is probably a health risk.
292	Bayou Bubbly	A bubbly, emerald-green concoction containing the juice of over 12 different fruits, vegetables, and grains. Rich and hearty, though not necessarily scrumptious, this drink has a small but dedicated following.
293	Caramel Coffee	One steaming cup of Caramel Coffee will kick you in the pants and get you jumping.
294	Cup o' Jay	An aromatic cup of black coffee with a dash of cardamom and coriander.
295	Cup o' Joe	A regular cup of dark black coffee. Enjoy, but stay near a toilet.
296	Cup o' Kev	A rich cup of black coffee with a shot of chocolate mint syrup.
297	Cup o' Les	A steaming cup of black coffee with an extra blast of chicory root.
298	Barrel o' Soda	A hefty barrel of 100 percent natural root beer. Good thing root beer doesn't have caffeine... you'd be awake for months.
299	Tub o' Soda	Any bigger container than this and you'd need to back a truck into the restaurant to carry this cola around.
300	Fruit Squeezee	Slurp down a zippy fruit squeezee loaded with real orange and carrot juice, and fortified with over 15 vitamins and minerals.
301	Mango Mambo Smoothie	Bursting with vitamin C, this thick mango smoothie is probably your best defense against germs... apart from soap and hot water.
302	Swamp Juicy	Don't let the name keep you away! Swamp juice is a refreshing combination of watermelon and cranbery juice thickened with 100 percent organic rice milk and honey. Dee-lish!
303	Zydeco Zowee	Equal parts pink lemonade and tart grapefruit put the zing in the Zydeco Zowee, a summertime drink that helps you beat the heat.
304	Apples	A ripe Red Delicious apple, suitable for eating, cooking, or dropping on the head of a thoughtful physicist.
305	Chocolate	A hefty chunk of extra-rich, ultra-creamy baking chocolate. Careful dude... you don't eat this stuff plain.
306	Flour	Sifted and measured, this is the finest quality baking flour you'll find this side of the industrial age.
307	Lemon	When life gives you lemons... go buy lemonade, and use the fruit for something far sweeter and yummier!
308	Nuts	An assortment of pecans, almonds, peanuts, and hazelnuts. If you need just one type, start picking.
309	Strawberries	Fresh strawberries bursting with sweet flavor, grown here in the stinky streets of Miniopolis.
310	Sugar	Raw, pure cane sugar imported from Paradise Island.
311	Vanilla	Pure vanilla, fresh from the vine and ready for a squeeze. (Psst! Just use the beans.)
312	Carameled Apples	Doused in gooey, glucose rich caramel, these apples are the perfect antidote to a dull day.
313	Chocolate Biscotti	Designed for coffee dunking, this crumbly biscotti combines sweet chocolate and bitter almonds in one delicious treat.
314	Fudge Brownies	Soft and chewy chocolate fudge brownies... much better than your mom ever made!
315	Chocolate Cake	A simple, sweet and tasty chocolate cake layered with nearly one pound of rich frosting.
316	Low-Carb Chocolate Cake	For those who like fad with their food, this flourless, low-carb, chocolate cake is dense and delectable.
317	Cocoa Apple Cake	A strange and delightful new recipe imported from SimValley, take our word for it: this is the next big thing.
318	Birthday Cupcakes	A delicious cupcake for those celebrating birthdays or cheering up bad days.
319	Red Velvet Cake	Let's hope you aren't allergic to red dye, because this red velvet cake is worth every decadent second.
320	Strawberry Shortcake	Moist sponge-cake, sweet cream, and juicy strawberries combine miraculously to make this summertime favorite.
321	Giant Chocolate Bunny	Why does chocolate taste so much better in the shapes of cute animals? Only your psychiatrist knows for sure.
322	Chocolate Decadence	As far as chocolate decadence cake goes, it doesn't get much denser and richer than this.
323	Sugar Cookies	Warm and soft on the inside with a slight crisp crunch on the outside. These cookies are the epitome of simple pleasure.
324	Glazed Fruit Salad	A fresh, sweet snack, this glazed fruit salad is perfect for picnics or dessert.
325	Apple Pie	Piping hot and oven fresh, this delicious pie is loaded with huge chunks of apple and generous spoonfuls of cinnamon.
326	Lemon Meringue Pie	Lemon Meringue pies are so easy to love and even easier to bungle, but this one looks sweet, creamy and absolutely perfect.
327	Pecan Pie	A piquant, piping hot pecan pie perfect for premeditated parties.
328	Lemon Pudding	It's not often you find lemon pudding on the menu, but this batch is a creamy delight.
329	Apple Strudel	A dense, rich strudel with hefty chunks of apple and handfuls of cinnamon and sugar.
330	Lemon Tart	This lemon tart has a crumbly crust and tangy taste worth swooning for.
331	Vanilla Swirl Tart	A sweet and scrumptious treat with thick stripes of vanilla and sugar.
332	Strawberry Tiramisu	An exciting update of a classic recipe, this strawberry tiramisu is five times sweeter and ten times more decadent than the legally allowed limit.
333	Mummified Alligator	Just because this alligator is mummified, it doesn't mean it isn't angry.
334	Plastic Deputy Badge	Keep this one hidden. You don't want to be arrested for impersonating a plastic deputy.
335	Rusty Cannonball	A relic from the days when war was more gentlemanly... no, LESS gentle... No wait! Ah, never mind.
336	Knitted Blanket	A plush blanket knitted from genuine alpaca.
337	Astrophysics Text	An entry level astrophysics text book, covering everything from dark matter to black holes.
338	Baseball Cap	The Lemmings? What kind of baseball team name is that?
339	Civil War Cap	This cap is in remarkably fine condition, the three bullet holes notwithstanding.
340	Business Card	Maybe if you took this card to that great teriyaki restaurant in SimCity¸ and put it in the glass jar by the register, this person would win a free lunch.
341	Contract	A business contract of some kind. Looks suspicious. It even has the word "suspicious" on the first page.
342	Dictionary	A combination dictionary, thesaurus, and doorstop.
343	Compact Disk	A homemade CD with five music tracks on it, including "Run", "Jump", and "Urb".
344	DVD Collection	A relatively comprehensive DVD collection of documentaries on dinosaurs.
345	Drawing of a Lady	A drawing of the bayou brothers' late mother Bogland Bessie.
346	Sealed Envelope	If you hold this sealed envelope up to the light you can just... see... an outline.
347	Top Hat	Somebody's putting on the Ritz tonight. Here's hoping they have the rest of the outfit.
348	Motorcycle Helmet	A standard motorcycle helmet for a standard head to protect against standard accidents.
349	Sports Car Keys	These keys open the door of a fabulous sports car. Too bad you don't know where it's parked.
350	Fashion Magazine	A copy of "Glitter" magazine, research tool of the terminally cool.
351	Crystal Necklace	A gently humming crystal necklace. What wonders might it bring?
352	Romance Novel	A dog-eared, well loved copy of "Enflamed Entreaties" by Jane Doe.
353	Bottle of Snake Oil	A bottle of pure snake oil. Guaranteed to do nothing at all.
354	Legal Documents	A stack of legal documents written in high legalese.
355	Astronaut Pen	Designed to work in zero G environments this pen writes upside down. But it isn't yours to keep.
356	A Play	A copy of the classic play "Jet of Mud" by Antoine Attitude.
357	A Portrait of Lottie Cash	Portrait of the woman as a young yuppie.
358	Medical Report	A confidential medical report. Don't peek. That's illegal.
359	"Bling" Ring	The bling ring. Say it loud, you're blinging and you're... loud.
360	Old Saxophone	An antique brass saxophone with squeaky keys and crumbling pads.
361	Dead Snail	A dry, dead snail. Of no use to you, but someone out there misses it.
362	Wrench	Yes, a wrench. An ordinary iron wrench. That's it. It's just a wrench.
363	Sushi-To-Go Box	A cute, snugly packed to-go box filled with an assortment of Futo Maki's delectable delights. Keep your hands off those Miniopolis rolls.
364	"Purple Gnome" DVD Box Set	Seasons one through eight of the popular Sci-Fi comedy on DVD. For your money, only seasons one through four are any good, but it's nice to have everything.
365	DNA Sample	A slender glass vial, tightly sealed and plastered in 'Biohazard' stickers. The white sticky label says: 'DNA - Jack I.D.'
366	Reel of Film	A reel of Super 8mm color film. In shaky handwriting, the label reads: 'Splicer Island Grand Opening, 1963.'
367	Joke Can of 'Peanuts'	This tin can claims to contain roasted peanuts. Somehow, owing to the obvious metallic sound you hear when you shake the can, you doubt this thing contains anything edible.
368	Spare Key to Splicer Island	How can Dr. Keyes be so cavalier about giving our spare keys to Splicer Island? Doesn't he know how much all that equipment is worth? Or is he planning some kind of time-share scheme?
369	Stylish Shawl	This hand-woven item is so soft, warm, and fragrant that you'll want to wear it day and night, whatever the weather. Unfortunately, it's an heirloom, so you'll have to put it on display instead.
370	Olde Salty Action Figure	No one knows how Olde Salty came to be an action figure, but it probably had to do with his cameo as a police chief in the short-lived television series, "SimValley Vice."
371	Comic Book	Reaction Comics #19 - Doc Damage battles his nemesis, LlaMattock for the final time... this time, on Strange-o world where everything is upside down!
372	Book of Poetry	This leather-bound book is quite old, and contains over thirty sonnets, poems, and the occasional haiku.
373	Bouquet of Flowers	The Burst of Sunshine Bouquet is filled with the sunny colors of the garden. Red roses are surrounded by crimson daisies, yellow pompons, and a rare violet lilac.
374	Box of Chocolates	Introducing the Corinne Chocolate Nouveau Collection. This box contains twelve traditional creamy caramels smothered in milk chocolate.
375	Gold Ring	This fine gold ring is cool to the touch and etched with delicate writings around the inside and outside of the band.
376	Red Rose	A single long-stemmed rose. The original residents of SimValley thought such roses inspired great fortune and wealth. This one just smells good.
377	Jailhouse Teddy	Need a clever way to tell someone you think they rock? The Original SimValley Teddy Bear Collection is proud to present Jailhouse Teddy.
378	Buff Berry Smoothie	This smoothie contains more protein and vitamins than a field of cows.
379	Clock Berry Smoothie	If you pour this smoothie in your ear, you can hear the tick-tock of a clock.
380	DaVinci Berry Smoothie	It is said that famous artists drank smoothies like this just prior to painting masterpieces.
381	Gourmet Berry Smoothie	This smoothie is said to contain the most exquisite and exotic nutrients known to mankind.
382	Silver-Tongue Smoothie	The rare berry in this smoothie grows on the Silver Tongue Tree, which once sprouted on the beach after the Great Starfish Attack of 1997.
383	Mind Berry Smoothie	The berry in this smoothie was genetically engineered by VirtuChem labs before the government found out and shut down the program.
384	Rosebud	A flavorful and fragrant smoothie made from a single red rose. Classic cheat, classic taste.
385	Slip of Paper	A slip of paper. Odd, isn't it? If you look at it closely, in scratchy handwriting it reads: "BUCKET" And don't forget, 1 Strawberry, 1 Vanilla, 1 Flour makes for a tasty treat.