A list of every single item, unused or not, with their internal ID, name, and description in The Urbz: Sims in the City for Nintendo DS.
If looking for a list of all items in the GBA version, look towards this thread on the Urbz speedrun.com forums.
Item thumbnails pending.
Item ID | Name | Description |
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0 | Barbecue Grill | Sizzle your fish flesh and steer steaks on the heavy-duty Light-My-Fire BBQ. Perfect for park picnickers seeking gourmet tastes in the great outdoors. |
1 | BBQ Grill Outdoor | BBQ Grill Outdoor |
2 | Gagmia Simore Espresso | One pull on the ergonomically crafted side lever and this hyper-efficient, automated espresso machine grinds, brews, and serves your espresso all by its lonesome. |
3 | Drinking Fountain | Readily available and usually hygienic, these water dispensers serve to slake your thirst. |
4 | Smoothie Machine | Yes, it's expensive. Yes, it heavily taxes SimValley orchards. Yes, it's terribly noisy... But your health is worth a little pain and suffering. A smoothie a day keeps the money away! |
5 | Vending Machine | Why walk to the store where prices are high and the selection is modest when you can have the same shopping experience in the comfort of your home? Restocked only when you aren't looking. |
6 | Positive Potential Microwave | Perfect for popcorn and pot-roast alike, the Positive Potential microwave is compact, safe, and easy to use. (Some restrictions apply) |
7 | Arctechnology 2-Door Refrigerator | Arctechnology knows the value of space and style and their new 2-door refrigerator proves it. More storage space for less room, this unit also features an ice-maker and easy-to-read LED temperature readouts. |
8 | Sno-Time Refrigerator | There's no time like Sno-Time! Their newest economy class refrigerator features climate control, two crispers, and ample door space large enough to fit a whole turkey. |
9 | Dialectic Range and Stove | Affordability and class are typically opposing forces. But the folks at Dialectic have managed to synthesize these qualities in what could easily be called the keenest range in town! |
10 | Epicurious Gourmet Stove | For gourmet epicureans, regular stoves just don't cut the mustard. Now serving Epicurious... the hottest stove to spice up the home-appliance landscape in nearly a year. |
11 | PyroInferno Atom Burner Oven | Gourmet standards for domestic spaces. The PyroInferno is perfect for an amateur cook eager to cross home-basil and hit the big thyme. With extra wide gas ranges. |
12 | Bovitron Z-36 Cheese Modulator | The moon may not be made of cheese, but the Bovitron Z-36 Cheese Modulator sure can make it! We don't know how it does it, honestly, but it sure tastes great! Available exclusively on Moon Base Zeta. |
13 | Snowcone Machine | Has the Miniopolis summertime swelter got you bummed? Time to bring the snow home with Snowcone, everybody's favorite cold, sweet treat. Now made with real frozen water. |
14 | Popcorn Maker | Engineered by Palo Alto scientists to pop kernels tasty with 99.9 percent accuracy, this Popcorn Popper is the perfect marriage of science and sizzle. |
15 | Invisible Admirable | Invisible admirable. |
16 | Manila-100 Marine Aquarium | Dry land got you down? Then this 100-gallon column tank, stocked with exotic and endangered Indo-Pacific fish and fauna is the cure! If you enjoy taunting captive animals, you'll love this! |
17 | Poseidon's Adventure Aquarium | You can't play with fish. You can't pet them. You can't take them for walks. And you can't teach them tricks. So what's the downside? You have to feed them. |
18 | Suit of Armor | Our overseas experts at Ironman Industries have reproduced this incredible suit of armor from an actual suit worn in the Hundred Years War. Includes a stunning basinet with mail aventail! |
19 | Prognoss Family Sized Crystal Ball | Alchemy was last week's trend. Next week fortune telling will be all the rage. How do we know? Prognoss Industries has foreseen it! Introducing their new consumer line of crystal balls. |
20 | Tropical Birdcage | These exotic, multicolored birds were flown in direct from SimIsle¸ shortly before it was overrun by dinosaurs. |
21 | Zen Fountain | Quiet. Peaceful. Serene. Wet. What more can you ask of a fountain? |
22 | Guillotine | This mahogany replica 1789 Reign-Of-Terror model comes standard with EZ-glide shuttle runners, one oblique chrome-alloy razor-blade (laser sharpened), and a durable double-grip release lever. |
23 | Shrunken Heads | These balsa-wood, replica shrunken heads are the perfect, politically-correct alternative for the curious but queasy collector. |
24 | Potted Jade House Plant | Nothing crass about the Crassula Arborescens here. Originally smuggled into SimValley by a man driving a dark van, the Jade Plant is now the Valley's most popular, if somewhat needy, decorative flora. |
25 | Potted Rubber House Plant | You won't be starting up a galvanized rubber business by draining the sap from this plant - it's MADE of rubber! So while it can't replenish your house's oxygen, it looks great... from a distance. |
26 | Monkey-Headed Jack-In-The-Box | All around the blueberry bush - The weasel chased the monkey - The weasel thought, "Now I'll show HIM!" - POP! Goes the monkey! |
27 | Lawn Gnome | Let "Gnorman the Ceramic Gnome" greet friends into your humble abode. His infectious smile and joyful wave are guaranteed to set even the most petulant minds at ease. |
28 | Lawn Leprechaun | Your desperate need for dark drinks and four-leafed clovers will be long gone once you have Liam the Leprechaun perched on your lawn. |
29 | Green Meteorite | Emitting a soft and sickly emerald glow, this strange meteorite has traveled many millions of miles to clutter your living room and render superheroes powerless. |
30 | Baroque Mirror | As Berkeley said, "To be is to be perceived." So why not assert your existence and improve your charisma by staring at yourself for untold hours into the silvery deep? |
31 | Shaker Floor Mirror | The simple and austere Shaker way of life is reflected in the clean craftsmanship of the Shaker full length floor mirror. Muse and mumble in this mirror for added charisma. |
32 | Movie Poster | A full color poster of the hit 1997 action film, "Explosion: The Prequel". Starring Anita Tension as Miss Wick and Pritchard Locksley as Jojo, her dim yet devious sidekick. |
33 | JC Portrait | A poster of the infamous Jeremiah Carbuncle O'Connell the Third: spiritual guide, soothsayer, and speaker of cryptic instructions. |
34 | Unicorn Tapestry | Made exclusively for the opening ceremony of the 20th annual Miniopolis Renaissance Faire, this majestic piece was one of only ten to survive the scourging perpetrated by the Sci-fi Convention next door. |
35 | Sarcophagus | Do not mistake this for a replica! This authentic sarcophagus was found in a desolate tomb over a hundred feet under the Nile sands. The mummy is thought to be King Phut, who died in a horrific hippopotamus attack. |
36 | Modern Sculpture | Artist Kit Bibble recently shocked the art-scene with this revolutionary 5-D sculpture. This is art with width, length, depth, duration, and... well, we can't really explain the fifth-dimension. |
37 | Neon Smoothie Sign | An retro design from the golden age of the smoothie. There's just something about neon that can part a man from his money in 5 seconds flat. |
38 | Creepy Corner Kid Doll | What a darling little doll! What a marvelous work of... did he just move? I thought I saw... No, surely not, for this antique is carved from the finest... there, see? He moved again! I'm not making this up! |
39 | Giant Stuffed Gorilla | When you want the perception of safety and protection without the potential hazards, invest in a giant stuffed gorilla and hope against all odds that potential burglars have poor eyesight. |
40 | Roman Statue | When NOT in Rome, bring it home! This replica, high-quality, alabaster, neo-neo-classical sculpture is the closest you'll ever get to living like a flashy Roman senator. |
41 | Cheap Tombstone | Not many Simoleons spent on this one. |
42 | Expensive Tombstone | Here lies an Urb who had some money... too bad he's dead. |
43 | Abstract Expressionist Painting | An energetic piece, bursting with life and vibrant energy. Observe the way the paint seems to leap across the canvas. An excellent example of Art-As-Action. |
44 | Neo-Expressionist Painting | A deeply affecting work that boldly confronts the extreme poles of human joy and suffering. There is no gray area in this allegorical struggle between light and dark. |
45 | De Stijlist Painting | An affable maturity suffuses this fine work, in which the dogmatic tyranny of precise geometric space is undermined by the presence of warm, soothing color combinations. |
46 | Neo-Plasticist Painting | A stormy, raging work in which the cold colors of irrationality smash head-first into the confines of ultra-logical geography. Aloof, confident, enthralling. |
47 | Impressionist Painting | Not a painting of a sunflower, but a painting of an idea of a painting of a sunflower. Bold and virile, quaint and subversive, this work is the product of a patient hand. |
48 | Giant Tiki Head | Each Tiki mask is hand-carved from the finest block of palm wood available by a single specialist using only tiny chipping instruments. New models are no longer cursed! |
49 | Taxidermy Alien | If you didn't know better, you'd swear this alien was moving. But of course that's not possible... Is it? |
50 | Golden Jackalope Antler | A golden gift from your jackalope. Did this thing fall off the poor creature... or was it pulled? |
51 | Golden Dodo Feater | A golden gift from your dodo. As much as you might appreciate the gesture, think about the fact that you might have contributed to the extinction of this species. |
52 | Golden Dragon Wings | A golden gift from your dragon. It make you wonder, eh? If golden dragons breath fire? And if so, can they melt their own wings? |
53 | Golden Gorilla Banana | A golden gift from your gorilla. But there are better healthy snacks than this relic made of solid gold. |
54 | Golden Simosaurus Tooth | A golden gift from your simosaurus. It's probably best the Simosaurus doesn't have this in its mouth anymore... gold is a very soft metal. |
55 | Golden Triceratops Tooth | A golden gift from your triceratops. It won't hatch but it could fetch you a nice price at the market. |
56 | Golden Unircorn Horn | A golden gift from your unicorn. If I were you, I'd keep quiet about where you got this. |
57 | Golden Veloci-Rooster Claw | A golden gift from your veloci-rooster. As you well know, it's much safer to have just the claw of this insane beast. |
58 | Dawg House | They call dogs man's best... but what have YOU done for them lately? Seal the deal and settle the score with the Dawg House, a blinging pad for your precious pooch. |
59 | Bonsai Tree | This marvelous little tree is a tiny ficus grown and nurtured specifically for the busy consumer. Requires half the water of similar bonsai trees. |
60 | African Tribal Mask | These eccentric masks have been carved from a single piece of soft-wood and coated with resin to protect against the weather. Authentic masks of this sort are known to possess string powers, but these are fake so... enjoy. |
61 | Personal Painting ![]() | A Masterpiece! Well, a spirited attempt at least? |
62 | Candy Cane | Keep the winter holidays alive year round with 4 feet of red and white saccharine sweetness! As an added bonus, if you moisten this baby it's 10 times more effective than ordinary fly-paper! |
63 | Pilgrim Gnome | What an odd little item. Are you celebrating or repudiating past exploits of wandering pilgrims with this limited edition "Pader the Pilgrim Gnome"? Only you know for sure. |
64 | Mardi Gras Mask | When your manners are shot, your party-voice loud, and your judgment impaired, wouldn't it be nice to have a giant, flamboyantly colorful Mardi Gras mask like this to disguise yourself? |
65 | Giant Pumpkin | Shulz and Son's Squash Farms can guarantee that their award-winning giant pumpkins are 100 percent naturally grown. Free of pesticides, genetic modifications, and ghosts. |
66 | Golden Mop Award | A life-sized replica of the "Mop d'Or" - the top honor given out to one outstanding Sanitation Engineer a year at the annual Sweep 'N Squeegee Awards. |
67 | Voodoo Dan Doll | Few people in Miniopolis are qualified - or willing - to judge the authenticity of this doll. But don't let that stop you from admiring its quality craftsmanship... and giving it the occasional jab. |
68 | Flaming Hoop | No more stinky kerosene spills to clean up with this pump-action, self-igniting circus hoop. Just plug in, flip a switch, and flame on! Real fire, real savings. |
69 | Key to the City | This is a key to the city. Not THIS city. Not Miniopolis. But another city. You don't know which. Nobody knows. Nobody remembers. All you have is this key... and soon, thousands of cities to explore. Good luck. |
70 | Lawn Flamingo | It's a little-known secret that the intense pink color unique to these lawn flamingo's was created back in 1979 by a team of scientists trying to devise a color that would ward off burglars. The rest, as they say, is history. |
71 | Magic Lamp | A beautiful Persian lamp, this 700 year old treasure is made of durable brass and decorated with exquisite detail. But neither fact has saved it from gathering dust over the years. Why not give it a good rub-down? |
72 | Comedy & Tragedy Masks | Signifying in elegant porcelain the two most important dramatic themes of the human condition - comedy and tragedy - these masks, though beautiful, will not likely help you decipher the meaning of life. |
73 | Orange Pedestal | Similar to a still-life painting, but in THREE dimensions! Delight your friends and relatives with this juicy item. Aesthetic fun from any angle! |
74 | Periodic Table of Elements | It never fails: The party is just getting good when someone suddenly needs to verify the molecular weight of Einsteinium. If you owned a Periodic Table you'd have the answer. Don't get caught off guard! |
75 | Safe | Built from the strongest, lightest steel alloy available to the public, Lock and Key Inc.'s top of the line safe is fire proof, water resistant, and 100 percent impenetrable. How is this possible? It doesn't open! |
76 | Burning Spoke Sign | The Burning Spoke is one of the rowdiest, loudest, dirtiest, and most popular hang-outs in near-by SimValley... and as evidenced by this "borrowed" sign, that isn't about to change anytime soon. |
77 | Velocirooster Skeleton | Found over one century ago buried deep in the Bayou, this velocirooster skeleton is often used as evidence to prove that we are not in fact living on the planet earth anymore. |
78 | Soap Box | The historical significance of this soap box has never been fully understood, but it is known that this particular item was present at the infamous "Miniopolis Soap Party" of 1774. |
79 | Music Stand | Two decades of intense industrial design went into the creation of this, the perfect music stand. Featuring a high-friction, low-sheen acrylic coating, keep your sheet music in place no matter how crazy the crowd gets. |
80 | Movie Standee | An ultra-rare cardboard standee for "Abscond with the Breeze", the classic, multi-million Simoleon blockbuster that made Anita Tension, playing the lovely but spoiled Chartreuse O'Trigger, a household name. |
81 | Angel Statue | Possibly inspired by the lyrics to the 1985 glam-rock hit "Angle Baby Doll". "Ooh my Angle Baby Doll / Flap those wings, don't ever fall / The sun so bright it looks like dark / Let's walk our dogs around the park." |
82 | Blind Justice Statue | A classic sculptural monument to the concept of equal justice for all citizens on earth. A quality piece, sure, but you have been wondering lately if this lady has been peeking out from under that blindfold. |
83 | Lottie Cash Statue | Given to Lottie Cash by her parents on her 16th birthday, this life-sized statue exemplifies everything you have ever known about her. It is garish, ersatz, and impossible to ignore. |
84 | Python Statue | Pythons have an eerie effect on people when they seem to be standing upright. Be thankful this one is carved out of wood and steel. |
85 | 3-Card Monte Table | Tired of standing on the wrong side of this tricky deal? Weep no more! Now's your chance to get in the game, attract tourists, and make fools of all of them! Just make sure you keep it fun, OK? |
86 | Throne | A precise replica of a 14th century throne used by King Litmus the Ninth. Note the superior craftsmanship of the carvings and fabrics. And no, it isn't a toilet. |
87 | Traffic Light | Do you find personal freedom to be a dreary burden? Then add a little bureaucratic regulation to your life with a giant traffic-light! Hang it anywhere! Perfect for modifying capricious behavior of all kinds! |
88 | Miss Urbverse Trophy | A Miss Urbverse Trophy cast in sturdy plastic and painted with a genuine, pyrite derived, faux metal coating. In other words it has SENTIMENTAL value. |
89 | Typewriter | Where do you plug this thing in? Where is the screen? Where is the disk drive? Why is it - But of course! It's manual typewriter! So grab a ream of paper and start writing your epic novel. |
90 | Wall Mounted Alligator | A cured and stuffed alligator head mounted on a varnished slab of stained applewood. And it STILL looks scary. |
91 | Wall Mounted Swordfish | A cured and stuffed swordfish head mounted on a varnished slab of stained maplewood. And it STILL looks mean. |
92 | '98 Adder Bumper | A bumper taken from Luthor's '98 Adder (one of Luthor's first eight cars). This hot-rod was famous for its swooshing fin, cramped interior, and insatiable thirst for gasoline. |
93 | Uncle Suede Shizzle's Cane | Uncle Suede always had a flair for flair and his heavy, gold plated, diamond encrusted shizzle's cane proves it. Unfortunately, this thing is worth a lot less than you might think, and has no practical uses. |
94 | Electro Lamp | Yet another amusing artifact from the recent past. The electro lamp is perhaps the best example of the late 90's trend to make harmless decorative objects appear downright deadly. |
95 | Khroniton Reactor | A curious historical artifact, the khroniton reactor was Polly Nomial's first attempt to harness the kinetic energy of passing time. It didn't work... but it makes funny noises. Sometimes. |
96 | Golden Fiddle | A top-notch fiddle coated with a thin layer of gold-leaf. It's worth a lot of money, but it plays well too. Will you ever get a chance to use it? Perhaps if you're patient. |
97 | Amber Coat Rack | At first glance this appears to be just another ordinary coat rack. Closer inspection, however, reveals that it IS in fact an ordinary coat rack topped by a large chunk of polished amber. We don't know why. |
98 | Petrified Dino's Egg | From a distance this oval shaped chunk of stone looks like any old rock. But upon closer inspection it seems to be a dinosaur egg... now petrified into an ordinary stone. |
99 | Go Board | It takes a second to learn, a lifetime to master, and just about one minute to lose one of the 361 little stone pieces need to play the game. But who's counting? |
100 | Prehistoric Ficus | An ancient house plant. Or maybe... Cave plant? |
101 | Smoothie Machine | An antique smoothie machine that, by the look of it, could be well over 30 years old. Should you use it to brew smoothies the old fashioned way, or stick it on a pedestal. |
102 | Punk T-Shirt | Xtra Large and loud, this t-shirt is the perfect tribute to your favorite punk band: River T. The wall's the best place for it, since it smells too bad to wear. |
103 | Megalodon Tooth | A large, sharp, and super stylish tooth plucked from one of the ancient world's most fearsome sea creatures. Go ahead and tell people you went face to face with this sucker! |
104 | Wooden Block | A solid block of soft wood. What mysteries lie within? Whittle away and find out! |
105 | Decorative Chess Piece | A giant replica of your favorite chess piece. Could there be some psychological reason you identify with this particular one? |
106 | Chainsaw Chicken | To think that it was a skilled chainsaw that turned this lowly stump into a colloquial work of art. |
107 | Wooden Cowboy | A lovingly detailed representation of the classic western cowboy, complete with his lasso, his 10-gallon hat, and a searching, somber face. |
108 | Wooden David | An earthier, warmer version of Michelangelo's classic sculpture. Not quite as tall, not quite as expensive, but handsome all the same. |
109 | Wooden Grizzly | The gnarled and knotted grain of this fine carving imbues the piece with a true sense of the rugged wildness of real grizzly bears. |
110 | Wooden Nymph | Such supple, smooth lines. Such lithe, limp limps. Clearly you have earned a rare connection to the sublime secrets of another world. |
111 | Wooden Potato | Stick a fork in it, because this one's... wood? A fine piece of craftsmanship compared to most accidents. |
112 | Rowboat | Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, careful where you whittle next, you might just burst a seam. |
113 | Totem Pole | Like all authentic totem poles, this replica tells an intricate story through symbols... in this case, you find the story of how the pole came to be carved in the first place. |
114 | Viva Lost Wages Home Casino | Hit the jackpot with the Viva Home Casino. Advances in coin-capture technology have made it easy to bring the potential for serious fun, serious profits, and serious coin loss right into your home! |
115 | Brahma 5000 Behemoth Computer | If there is a faster, more powerful computer out there, only the government owns it. Otherwise owners of the Brahma 5000 can rest soundly with dreams of total bandwidth dominance. |
116 | Invisible Computer | Invisible Computer |
117 | Video Arcade Machine | How'd this dive of a bar get the latest "Ultra-Mega Super-Psycho Hyper Warrior Gamma 3 Extreme"? But really, who cares?! Pop your money in and play! |
118 | Newton's Apple Pinball Machine | Before there were bytes and pixels there was physics! Chrome-plated, steel balls bounce off rubber-coated bumpers in a cacophony of noise and light as fun is had by all. |
119 | Sky Diving Machine | Originally designed by scientists to test the aerodynamic qualities of falling fruit, this giant fan generates winds up to 120 miles per hour to give you the sensation of falling without moving an inch. |
120 | Robot Monkey Butler | This silicon simian is a striking simulacrum of a snappy suburban servant. Simply superb! |
121 | Robot Vacuum Cleaner | The amazing Foom-Ra! robot vacuum system uses military technology to clean your house! Do not open Foom-Ra!, as that will void the warranty and endanger the species. |
122 | FireSmart Fire Detector | Everyone knows smoke detectors save lives, but why stop there? Stealing prediction technology from the 23rd century, our engineers crafted this amazing device - it stops fires BEFORE they start! Shop smart. Shop FireSmart. |
123 | String Theory Super System | The Strings-Theory Super System uses an entropy logarithm to produce mass excitations of an audio data string particle with zero initial mass to get you jumping and jiving. |
124 | Zimantz Unity Stereo | An integrated radio, three-disc CD player, and dual cassette deck, the Zimantz Unity Stereo brings affordable entertainment to people who hate messing with components. |
125 | Monochrome Television | There's something special about watching your favorite program on a black and white, low-fidelity, low-definition television - it turns even the most insipid show into abstract art! |
126 | Soma Electronics Plasma Television | Soma Electronics takes a brave new step towards total sensory emersion entertainment. Featuring nanopixel technology, the ultra-thin display is sharper and more colorful than the real world. |
127 | Trottco RGB ultra Television | Another sturdy performer from Trottco, the 27-inch RGB ultra is just the box for people hoping to get a television in every room. Affordable, stylish, and cable-ready! |
128 | Amberson's Magnificent Sleigh Bed | Whether you're an automobile tycoon or an incorrigible buffoon, this plush bed will carry you across the snowy plains of sleep in warmth and comfort. |
129 | Amberson's Magnificent Double Bed | Amberson's Magnificent Double Bed is the grand patriarch of the Anderson Sleigh Bed line. If this one doesn't send you to sleep with tears of joy your eyes, nothing will. |
130 | Invisible Jail Bed | Invisible Jail Bed |
131 | Spartan Special Bed | For those on a tight budget AND tight schedule, there is no better model than the Spartan Special by Cheap Eazzze. Barrack inspired comfort and design. |
132 | TykeNyte Bed | Young ones need just as much sleep as the adults, but that doesn't mean they enjoy a second of it. So give the kids something colorful and zany to smile at and sleep on. Give them TykeNyte. |
133 | Invisible City Bench | One of many conveniently located benches for public seating. |
134 | Invisible Park Bench | It's the 21st century and functionality is back in style! Don't let the slick appearance of these benches fool you - they can actually be quite comfortable... if you're not careful. |
135 | Invisible Bookshelf | Invisible Bookshelf |
136 | Country Class Chair | A delightful, and some say improbable, blend of English country style and mass-market affordability, the armchair delivers down-filled comfort at a modest price. |
137 | Work-Bunst All Purpose Chair | Work-Bunst has done it again. Comfortably facilitates a variety of seated postures, as well as tasks involving standing, professional wrestling, and lion-taming. |
138 | Back Slack Recliner Chair | Inspired by sunsets and whale songs, the Back Slack recliner features overstuffed, oversized arms and luxurious cushions... the perfect chair for sleepy fathers. |
139 | Comfy Recliner | Oversized and comfortable, you practically sink into its plush upholstery. |
140 | Giant Leather Recliner | Large, black and expensive; it simply screams decadence! |
141 | Plaid Recliner | Visually atrocious, yet strangely hypnotic if stared at for long periods of time. |
142 | Zebra Recliner | Relax already, it's fake. But oh-so cozy. |
143 | Biker Sofa | A ratty, tattered, mess of a sofa, severe but sincere, much like the biker you will come to know in the next few days. It may smell odd, but it won't let you down. |
144 | Cheap Eazzze Sofa | When you boil it down to basics, what do you really need from a sofa other than a long, flat, lateral plane to rest on? Did somebody say Cheap Eazzze? Oh yeah! |
145 | Country Class Couch | More rustic than romantic, this style offers sturdy arms and a stiff back with plush downy cushions. The perfect blend of adult comfort and child-proof design. |
146 | The Wally Whitman Repose Sofa | International yet regional. Rare yet affordable. Firm yet yielding. White yet off-white. These are the beautiful contradictions inherent in the Luxuriare line, a brand that works as hard as our logic. |
147 | Zebra Faux-Fur Sofa | There's something so slimming about black and white stripes that we decided to smother a sofa with them, modeling it after the beauty of nature's best dressed beast. |
148 | DTS Wood Countertop | Manufacturer: DTS Service Products Group. Target: Nouveau Riche Niche. Price: So affordable we must be mad. Aesthetic goal: Soon we will redecorate the world! |
149 | DTS Wood Countertop with Sink | Countertop, DTS Wood with Sink. If you don't already know how exclusive this item is, you don't deserve it. |
150 | SteriLife Bathroom Countertop | Once upon a time, people had to choose between elegance and anti-septic coating, but those days are long gone thanks to the people at SteriLife. These counters are durable and feature raised panel cupboards. |
151 | SteriLife Bathroom Counter and Sink | The SteriLife Bathroom Counter and Sink. Same quality stuff you'd expect from SteriLife, but with more sink and less countertop. |
152 | Invisible Jail Door | Invisible Jail Door |
153 | Invisible Locked Door | Invisible Rusty Gate. |
154 | Pinegulcher Dresser | Machine-cut pine panels and nature's own pine aroma without all that bothersome pitch. Our best seller in the Pinegulcher line, this dresser is perfect for all your apparel. |
155 | Amorous Inc. Love Seat | A traditional love seat with a modern twist. This sofa for two features a slightly beveled base beneath two cozy rayon cushions guaranteeing your date will fall helplessly into your arms. Amorous Inc. puts the V back in love! |
156 | Invisible Love Seat | Invisible Love Seat |
157 | Aluminum Card Table | When your house is crowded and the game must go on, look no further than this aluminum framed card table. Lightweight, yet able to withstand the pounding fists of 10 hungry guests, this table suits every need. |
158 | London Mesa Dining Table | Inspired by the flat mesa landforms found in America's southwest, this English-built table may not improve on this naturally occurring form, but it sure makes it more useful! |
159 | Anywhere End Table | Part of the ever popular Anywhere line, the Anywhere End Table is usable wherever flat, compact, elevated surfaces are desired, demanded, or dreamed of. |
160 | Celestial Slumber Moon Bed | Nothing says nightie-night like the "Celestial Slumber" Moon Bed. Dig the sleek lines of powerful rocket-ship and revel in the cottony comfort of deep space. This bed is out of this world! Available exclusively on Moon Baze Zeta. |
161 | Seat of Tranquility Crater Chair | When you need to escape the weight of the world, look no further than the "Seat of Tranquility" Crater Chair. Only floating in Zero-G can match its weightless comfort! Available exclusively on Moon Base Zeta. |
162 | Denizen Cane Bamboo Bed | Curiously light, curiously tough, this bamboo bed frame sums up the joy of the tropical in a single glance. Comes standard with a mattress woven from palm leaves. |
163 | Denizen Cane Bamboo Chair | The geniuses at Denizen Cane industries have bestowed us with this little treasure: A comfortable, sturdy Bamboo chair for the office, home, or poolside. |
164 | Denizen Cane Bamboo Recliner | Resting comfortably on the new Bamboo Recliner from the craftspeople at Denizen Cane, you'll be convinced you're deep in the arms of paradise, in your very own Xanadu. |
165 | Race Car Bed | This bed's not going anywhere... but you are! The racecar bed's sleek design, superior suspension, and water resistant chrome finish will guarantee you a swift descent into dreamland. |
166 | High-Heel Shoe Chair | If this is Cinderella's shoe size, you're probably better off not going to that dance. So stay home and relax in your brand new high-heel chair. |
167 | Make-up Table | This professionally stocked Make-up table is where the magic happens; where ugly ducklings turn into swans, and where swans turn into freaky, clownish, witch-zombies. |
168 | Invisible Creative | Invisible Creative |
169 | Max Matewell's Pro-Chess Board | So few rules, yet so many emergent possibilities. Chess was the original complex system and it still manages to delight and confuse. Play a game and raise that logic skill. |
170 | Bump n' Boogaloo Dance Pad | Pop, lock, spin, and shuffle! With a smooth surface and low-temp LED lights the Bump n' Boogaloo dance pad is the perfect place to update your old-school moves. Start practicing your "windmill". |
171 | Hot-Trot Dance Tiles | As every B-boy and disco-queen knows, the first step to fancy moves is a smooth shiny surface. Whatever your style - be it break-dancing, disco, tango, or pogo - this is where the spinning begins. |
172 | Skratch N' Spin DJ starter pack | Like music? Hate musicians? Throw your own party and spin the tunes you like with the Skratch N' Spin DJ starter pack. |
173 | Dilly Taunt's Portable Easel Kit | You don't need to know how to paint to enjoy painting... you just need to think you know how to paint to enjoy other people admiring you for attempting to paint. |
174 | Free Weight Set | Since time immemorial, free-weights have been the preferred method of weight training. Freedom of movement allows for more natural development than machines and protein supplements can yield. |
175 | Offender Guitar and Amplifier | Ask any guitarist and they'll tell you that the Offender line of guitars is the only choice for rock and rollers who aren't afraid of giving fans a dose of anger, sweat, and tinnitus. |
176 | GalleLayman Backyard Telescope | Impeccable optical imaging yields heavenly optical results. You won't be discovering new planets with this baby, but you might settle the Martian question once and for all. |
177 | Exerto Treadmill | After the astounding success of their bench press system, the folks at Exerto have made good on their promise to cater to the cardiovascular system. Catch it if you can! |
178 | Virtual Hogg Motorcycle Repair Ride | All the glamour and professionalism of motorcycle repair, without the hassle of owning an actual motorcycle! |
179 | Light-Up Teddy Bear | This giant fluffy bear demonstrates his affection for you by lighting up. Just like a firefly, filling you with serenity. |
180 | Trampoline | More popular than swimming pools and less dangerous than tree houses, trampolines are springing into the mainstream. |
181 | Bod-Mod Booth ![]() | Bye bye lonely weekends! With the Bod-Mod booth you have instant access to hundreds of new styles will get heads turning in your direction for days. |
182 | Mad Skillz Cerebral Data Infuser ![]() | Using previously outlawed laser holography and subharmonic wave technology this device promotes dendritic growth by bombarding the subject with intense audio-visual imagery. |
183 | Sensory Deprivation Chamber ![]() | Rest your body and mind in a chamber filled with enough warm, salt-saturated water to suspend the average person. Sensory deprivation tanks are all the rage - they're safe, easy to use, and totally trippy. |
184 | Ultimate MP-DEE Stereo System ![]() | The ultimate MP-DEE stereo system is the worlds greatest music box, streaming all - and we mean ALL - your favorite tunes with crisp, clear treble and big, booming bass. |
185 | Artsie Clubhouse Keys ![]() | This key gives you permanent access to the Artsie clubhouse located in Glasstown. |
186 | Nerdie Clubhouse Keys ![]() | This key gives you permanent access to the Nerdie clubhouse located in Glasstown. |
187 | Richie Clubhouse Keys ![]() | This key gives you permanent access to the Richie clubhouse located in Glasstown. |
188 | Streetie Clubhouse Keys ![]() | This key gives you permanent access to the Streetie clubhouse located in Glasstown. |
189 | Artsie Trade Magazine ![]() | The latest issue of "Artsie Forum". |
190 | Nerdie Trade Magazine ![]() | The latest issue of "Scientific Simian" |
191 | Richie Trade Magazine ![]() | The latest issue of the "Glasstown Journal". |
192 | Streetie Trade Magazine ![]() | The latest issue of "Streetie Smart". |
193 | Artsie Trophy ![]() | The mythical Artsie Trophy! And YOU found it! But should you keep it for yourself or deliver it to the Artsie leader? Decisions, decisions. |
194 | Nerdie Trophy ![]() | The legendary Nerdie trophy! And it's all YOURS! Will you keep it forever or return it to the Nerdie leader? Sleep on it. |
195 | Richie Trophy ![]() | The illustrious Richie trophy. And YOU found it! Will you keep it for yourself or deliver it to the Richie leader? Think about it. |
196 | Streetie Trophy ![]() | The revered Streetie trophy. And YOU snagged it for yourself! But should you keep it or deliver it to the Streetie leader? Chew on that for a while. |
197 | Gold Rep Group Plaque | A gorgeous gold plaque given to you by the head of the [Rep group]. |
198 | Silver Rep Group Plaque | A scintillating silver plaque given to you by the head of the [Rep group]. |
199 | Envelope and Package | Fixture of the modern global postal communication system, it works best when placed in front of the home and not in your pocket. |
200 | The Savvy Shower | The tiles are Moroccan, the shower head is Polish, and the grout was made in the U S of A. Without damaging your wallet, this shower makes a cosmopolitan out of all who wash here. |
201 | SaniQueen Luxury Shower | Lavish expense and garish detailing accent SaniQueen's entry into the luxury shower line. |
202 | Invisible Shower | Invisible Shower |
203 | Mr. Andersonville Sink | This standing, porcelain sink replicates the elegant lines and curves found in furniture of the British Victorian era. Finally, you don't have to be an aristocrat to wash behind your ears in style. |
204 | Invisible Sink | Invisible Sink |
205 | Hanging Telephone | A cute, almond-tinted telephone with 25 quick-dial memory banks, mute, redial, and volume control. Call your parents, they miss you! |
206 | Pay Phone | Strategically placed to serve the public's need for readily available telephonic communication. |
207 | Invisible Telephone | Invisible Telephone |
208 | HygeiaOmatic Toilet | Just the basics: No frills, no spills. The HygeiaOmatic Toilet is all you'll ever need to satisfy your fundamental urges. Available with optional puffy-seat for unexpectedly cold nights. |
209 | Pee-K-Boo Mfc. Toilet | A century of public toilet technology in a single stall. Fabricated from solid phenolic resin, each shell is quintuple coated with an antiseptic, anti-graffiti enamel to ensure a hygienic experience. |
210 | Invisible Toilet | Invisible Toilet |
211 | Temporal Flux Treader Mark II | A brilliant example of classical engineering, quantum calculation, and cozy ergonomics, the Temporal Flux Treader Mark II is the ideal craft for drifting up and down Time's relentless stream. Just be careful where you use it. |
212 | Invisible Toilet | Invisible Toilet |
213 | XXXNOTUSED Cozypod Incubator | XXXNOTUSED Cozypod Standard Incubator |
214 | XXXNOTUSED Super Cozypod Incubator | XXXNOTUSED Cozypod Super Incubator |
215 | The Mix Whizzard | The Mix Whizzard makes mixing easy. Simply fill the mixer with three ingredients and push the big button. Voila! In seconds you'll have something to toss in the oven. Let's hope you're a good cook. |
216 | The Mix Whizzard De-Lux | The Mix Whizzard De-Lux makes more reliable mixes than its cousin. Simply fill the mixer with three ingredients and push the big button. Voila! In seconds you'll have something to toss in the oven. Let's hope you're a good cook. |
217 | XXXNOTUSED Helix Splicer | XXXNOTUSED Gathering and treating ancient animal DNA is the most important step to any serious cloning project. The BASIC SPLICER automates the process in one easy step, leaving you plenty of time to plug in your incubator. |
218 | XXXNOTUSED DNAce Gene-Splicer | XXXNOTUSED The DNAce Gene-Splicer is faster, smarter, and more efficient than any splicer currently on the market. It is so powerful it occasionally recombines DNA into new and potentially dangerous combinations. |
219 | Woodcarving Table | The last thing you want when whittling away at your masterpiece is a table made of the same material as your subject. That's why we use high strength Plethlar fiber in this special table made specifically for artists. |
220 | XXXNOTUSED Amber Tumbler | XXXNOTUSED If you're sitting on a crumbling trove of petrified pitch and craggy stone, why not smooth those stones with an amber tumbler. Guaranteed quick or your lost hours back! |
221 | Craftmaestro Pro Bench | For those who want top-notch craftsmanship, the Craftmaestro Pro Bench is the ultimate carpenter's playpen. If it were any bigger, you'd need a business license just to own it. |
222 | Craftmaestro Standard | The Craftmaestro Standard steps up to the challenge of providing an affordable workbench for novice craftsmen in desperate need of professional grade options. |
223 | Craftmaestro Mini-Bench | Perfect for people who don't know a spanner from a hammer, the Craftmaestro Mini-Bench is compact and easy to store. Easy to ignore too, if you still aren't into woodworking just yet. |
224 | Invisible Workbench | Invisible Workbench |
225 | Chicken | A plump little chicken from Uncle Hayseed's Farm. |
226 | Swarm of Flies | Minions of contagion and pestilence, they swarm wherever filth and corruption flourish. |
227 | Jukebox | A fine antique jukebox full of kicking tunes on vinyl seven-inch records. Don't dance too hard... you may skip the beat! |
228 | Cyalume Glo-Green Stick | Don't get caught in the dark! Stock up on Glo-Green brand cyalume light sticks today, before the light in your attic goes out! |
229 | Paradise Island Map | A detailed map of Paradise Island. It lists everything but the information you need. |
230 | Moving Crate | This is a moving crate. The longer you wait to unpack it, the more it costs you. |
231 | Dinosaur | XXXNOTUSED Lava Lamp Museum Exhibit |
232 | Lava Lamp | XXXNOTUSED Dinosaur Museum Exhibit |
233 | Meteor | XXXNOTUSED Meteor Museum Exhibit |
234 | Mummified Elvyz | XXXNOTUSED Mummified Elvyz Museum Exhibit |
235 | Ball 'o Twine | XXXNOTUSED Ball 'o Twine Museum Exhibit |
236 | Dancing Nutria | A frisky dancing nutria, one of the more perplexing rodents wandering the murky muck of the bayou. |
237 | Pet | This is your pet, [name]. |
238 | Pile of Ash | Whatever it was, it isn't anymore. |
239 | Living Artemisia | Usually found in warm climates, the pungent Artemisia herb has a variety of medical and industrial uses... but Doctor Moore won't get specific. |
240 | Dead Artemisia | A withered and limp specimen of the Artemisia herb. It doesn't look too healthy. |
241 | Puddle | This is a puddle. You just wet yourself! |
242 | Puddle | This is a puddle. You just wet yourself! |
243 | Elm Wood | A soft block of lovely elm perfect for carving. |
244 | Oak Wood | A fine block of hard oak perfect for carving. |
245 | Petrified Wood | A sold block of petrified wood, rather difficult to carve. |
246 | Redwood Wood | A sturdy block of mighty redwood perfect for carving. |
247 | Teak Wood ![]() | A tough block of tropical teak perfect for carving. |
248 | MJ Foxfire Gravboard | The MJ Foxfire Gravboard is the hottest new mode of urban travel, featuring patented Electro-Repulsion technology that guarantees a fast, fun, and frictionless ride every time! Press the R Button while walking, to try it out! |
249 | Daddy B's Claim Flag. | With this single land-claim flag Daddy Bigbucks intends to circumvent and sabotage more than a century of (mostly) honest and (occasionally) peaceful land purchases and developments. What a sneak. |
250 | Manacles **NOTUSED** | Manacles (Invisible) |
251 | Splicer Island Flag | A giant flag. It's not for hanging... it's for using! |
252 | Laser Cage | Laser Cage |
253 | Shaggy Stage Beard | This fun costume piece should come in handy somewhere, somehow. You'll think of something. Give it time. |
254 | Gramma Hattie's Recipe Book | Gramma Hattie's Recipe Book: -Fudge Brownies: 2 Chocolate, 1 Nuts.- Pecan Pie: 1 Flour, 1 Nuts, 1 Sugar.- Sugar Cookies: 2 Sugar, 1 Flour. |
255 | Mysterious Briefcase | This is an ordinary executive style briefcase with very little room for improvement or additional features. |
256 | Mysterious Rigged Briefcase | Maybe we were wrong about the additions and improvements, because Detective Dan has just added a secret microphone and tape recorder. Shhh! Don't say a word! |
257 | Naval Officer's Cap | A naval officer's cap. Just like the one Pepper Pete used to wear, and nearly like the one Olde Salty wears today! |
258 | Navy Pea Coat | This sturdy, wool, navy pea-coat has seen more of the world than you have or ever will. Sure smells like it too. |
259 | Pepper Pete Disguise | A near perfect Pepper Pete disguise, certified authentic by the town fortune teller. |
260 | Letter to the Governor | Gramma Hattie's impassioned prison letter to the governor. |
261 | Locket Chain | One half of an old locket. |
262 | XXXNOTUSED Locket - 2nd Half | XXXNOTUSED Locket - 2nd Half |
263 | Antique Locket | An antique locket that once belonged to Clem and Boo's mother, Bogland Bessie. |
264 | Slip of Paper | The answers you seek lie beyond the grave. |
265 | Scrap of Paper | To have this note would be another FEATHER IN HIS HAT. |
266 | Bamboo Saxophone Reed | Carved by hand from the finest, most pliable cane this side of Bourbon Street, Vibemaster saxophone reeds are guaranteed to last until well after your landlord evicts you for noise violations. |
267 | Squeegee 'n Bucket | After scraping enough change to buy them for your first job, these two have gotten you where you are today. You've even named them "Streaky" and "Leaky". |
268 | Master's Thesis | A thesis titled "Why We Sweat... and Where". |
269 | Master's Thesis | A thesis titled "Ears, Noses and Throats: A Reconsideration". |
270 | Master's Thesis | A thesis titled "The Effects of Sneezing on Lymph Circulation". |
271 | [size] [wood block type] | A [size] [wood block type]. Perfect for whittling wonderful objects! |
272 | Stack of Blueprints | A stack of blueprints featuring a mesmerizing collage of diagrams, equations, instructions, and coffee rings. What on earth could it be for? |
273 | Movie Ticket | One ticket for the world premiere of "Tycoon Tycoon: The Daddy Bigbucks Story". The reels start spinning at 8 pm. Don't be late. |
274 | Question Coconut | A numbered coconut. Turn it in for a chance to win a cash prize! |
275 | Question Coconut | A numbered coconut. Turn it in for a chance to win a cash prize! |
276 | Question Coconut | A numbered coconut. Turn it in for a chance to win a cash prize! |
277 | Question Coconut | A numbered coconut. Turn it in for a chance to win a cash prize! |
278 | Caramel Apples Mix | A Carameled Apples Mix: 1 Apple, 1 Sugar, 1 Vanilla. |
279 | Splicer Island Plans | Splicer Island Plans |
280 | Beans n' Rice ![]() | A spicy bowl of beans n' rice. A simple meal for simple times. |
281 | Grilled Catfish ![]() | Grilled to perfection and seasoned with lemon, this is some tasty catfish. |
282 | Jumbo Combo | A good old fashioned jumbo hot dog, crispy fries, and large soda. Football tickets not included. |
283 | Fresh Cornbread ![]() | Moist and fresh, this cornbread is a sweet and hearty snack. |
284 | Corny Dawg ![]() | Dipped in batter and baked until it's brown and crispy, the corny dawg is a classic. |
285 | Great Gravy Fries ![]() | Thick chunks of hand cut potatoes, fried, and slathered with a goopy layer of rich gravy. |
286 | Jumbo Jerk Gumbo ![]() | Two great tastes that taste wild together: Traditional jerk spices in a funky, chunky gumbo stew. |
287 | Da Slam-Burger ![]() | Da Slam-Burger is a hamburger fixed up with a touch of every taste: onions, tomatoes, avocado, bacon, and bleu cheese. |
288 | Chocolate Ice Cream | A heaping bowl of chocolate ice cream. Always a treat, forever a classic. |
289 | Cheesy Pizza ![]() | A basic slice of cheese pizza for those who want portable taste without a lot of filler. |
290 | Slice o' Heaven Pizza ![]() | This is food that must be believed to be seen. One bite will send you to your knees in a reverie of devotional bliss. |
291 | Mega-Bucket of Popcorn | One handful of this and you can feel your arteries harden. So scarfing down the entire bucket is probably a health risk. |
292 | Bayou Bubbly | A bubbly, emerald-green concoction containing the juice of over 12 different fruits, vegetables, and grains. Rich and hearty, though not necessarily scrumptious, this drink has a small but dedicated following. |
293 | Caramel Coffee | One steaming cup of Caramel Coffee will kick you in the pants and get you jumping. |
294 | Cup o' Jay ![]() | An aromatic cup of black coffee with a dash of cardamom and coriander. |
295 | Cup o' Joe ![]() | A regular cup of dark black coffee. Enjoy, but stay near a toilet. |
296 | Cup o' Kev ![]() | A rich cup of black coffee with a shot of chocolate mint syrup. |
297 | Cup o' Les ![]() | A steaming cup of black coffee with an extra blast of chicory root. |
298 | Barrel o' Soda | A hefty barrel of 100 percent natural root beer. Good thing root beer doesn't have caffeine... you'd be awake for months. |
299 | Tub o' Soda ![]() | Any bigger container than this and you'd need to back a truck into the restaurant to carry this cola around. |
300 | Fruit Squeezee ![]() | Slurp down a zippy fruit squeezee loaded with real orange and carrot juice, and fortified with over 15 vitamins and minerals. |
301 | Mango Mambo Smoothie ![]() | Bursting with vitamin C, this thick mango smoothie is probably your best defense against germs... apart from soap and hot water. |
302 | Swamp Juicy | Don't let the name keep you away! Swamp juice is a refreshing combination of watermelon and cranbery juice thickened with 100 percent organic rice milk and honey. Dee-lish! |
303 | Zydeco Zowee | Equal parts pink lemonade and tart grapefruit put the zing in the Zydeco Zowee, a summertime drink that helps you beat the heat. |
304 | Apples | A ripe Red Delicious apple, suitable for eating, cooking, or dropping on the head of a thoughtful physicist. |
305 | Chocolate | A hefty chunk of extra-rich, ultra-creamy baking chocolate. Careful dude... you don't eat this stuff plain. |
306 | Flour | Sifted and measured, this is the finest quality baking flour you'll find this side of the industrial age. |
307 | Lemon | When life gives you lemons... go buy lemonade, and use the fruit for something far sweeter and yummier! |
308 | Nuts | An assortment of pecans, almonds, peanuts, and hazelnuts. If you need just one type, start picking. |
309 | Strawberries | Fresh strawberries bursting with sweet flavor, grown here in the stinky streets of Miniopolis. |
310 | Sugar | Raw, pure cane sugar imported from Paradise Island. |
311 | Vanilla | Pure vanilla, fresh from the vine and ready for a squeeze. (Psst! Just use the beans.) |
312 | Carameled Apples ![]() | Doused in gooey, glucose rich caramel, these apples are the perfect antidote to a dull day. |
313 | Chocolate Biscotti ![]() | Designed for coffee dunking, this crumbly biscotti combines sweet chocolate and bitter almonds in one delicious treat. |
314 | Fudge Brownies ![]() | Soft and chewy chocolate fudge brownies... much better than your mom ever made! |
315 | Chocolate Cake ![]() | A simple, sweet and tasty chocolate cake layered with nearly one pound of rich frosting. |
316 | Low-Carb Chocolate Cake ![]() | For those who like fad with their food, this flourless, low-carb, chocolate cake is dense and delectable. |
317 | Cocoa Apple Cake ![]() | A strange and delightful new recipe imported from SimValley, take our word for it: this is the next big thing. |
318 | Birthday Cupcakes ![]() | A delicious cupcake for those celebrating birthdays or cheering up bad days. |
319 | Red Velvet Cake ![]() | Let's hope you aren't allergic to red dye, because this red velvet cake is worth every decadent second. |
320 | Strawberry Shortcake ![]() | Moist sponge-cake, sweet cream, and juicy strawberries combine miraculously to make this summertime favorite. |
321 | Giant Chocolate Bunny ![]() | Why does chocolate taste so much better in the shapes of cute animals? Only your psychiatrist knows for sure. |
322 | Chocolate Decadence ![]() | As far as chocolate decadence cake goes, it doesn't get much denser and richer than this. |
323 | Sugar Cookies ![]() | Warm and soft on the inside with a slight crisp crunch on the outside. These cookies are the epitome of simple pleasure. |
324 | Glazed Fruit Salad ![]() | A fresh, sweet snack, this glazed fruit salad is perfect for picnics or dessert. |
325 | Apple Pie ![]() | Piping hot and oven fresh, this delicious pie is loaded with huge chunks of apple and generous spoonfuls of cinnamon. |
326 | Lemon Meringue Pie ![]() | Lemon Meringue pies are so easy to love and even easier to bungle, but this one looks sweet, creamy and absolutely perfect. |
327 | Pecan Pie ![]() | A piquant, piping hot pecan pie perfect for premeditated parties. |
328 | Lemon Pudding ![]() | It's not often you find lemon pudding on the menu, but this batch is a creamy delight. |
329 | Apple Strudel ![]() | A dense, rich strudel with hefty chunks of apple and handfuls of cinnamon and sugar. |
330 | Lemon Tart ![]() | This lemon tart has a crumbly crust and tangy taste worth swooning for. |
331 | Vanilla Swirl Tart ![]() | A sweet and scrumptious treat with thick stripes of vanilla and sugar. |
332 | Strawberry Tiramisu ![]() | An exciting update of a classic recipe, this strawberry tiramisu is five times sweeter and ten times more decadent than the legally allowed limit. |
333 | Mummified Alligator ![]() | Just because this alligator is mummified, it doesn't mean it isn't angry. |
334 | Plastic Deputy Badge ![]() | Keep this one hidden. You don't want to be arrested for impersonating a plastic deputy. |
335 | Rusty Cannonball ![]() | A relic from the days when war was more gentlemanly... no, LESS gentle... No wait! Ah, never mind. |
336 | Knitted Blanket ![]() | A plush blanket knitted from genuine alpaca. |
337 | Astrophysics Text ![]() | An entry level astrophysics text book, covering everything from dark matter to black holes. |
338 | Baseball Cap ![]() | The Lemmings? What kind of baseball team name is that? |
339 | Civil War Cap ![]() | This cap is in remarkably fine condition, the three bullet holes notwithstanding. |
340 | Business Card ![]() | Maybe if you took this card to that great teriyaki restaurant in SimCity¸ and put it in the glass jar by the register, this person would win a free lunch. |
341 | Contract ![]() | A business contract of some kind. Looks suspicious. It even has the word "suspicious" on the first page. |
342 | Dictionary ![]() | A combination dictionary, thesaurus, and doorstop. |
343 | Compact Disk ![]() | A homemade CD with five music tracks on it, including "Run", "Jump", and "Urb". |
344 | DVD Collection ![]() | A relatively comprehensive DVD collection of documentaries on dinosaurs. |
345 | Drawing of a Lady ![]() | A drawing of the bayou brothers' late mother Bogland Bessie. |
346 | Sealed Envelope ![]() | If you hold this sealed envelope up to the light you can just... see... an outline. |
347 | Top Hat ![]() | Somebody's putting on the Ritz tonight. Here's hoping they have the rest of the outfit. |
348 | Motorcycle Helmet ![]() | A standard motorcycle helmet for a standard head to protect against standard accidents. |
349 | Sports Car Keys ![]() | These keys open the door of a fabulous sports car. Too bad you don't know where it's parked. |
350 | Fashion Magazine ![]() | A copy of "Glitter" magazine, research tool of the terminally cool. |
351 | Crystal Necklace ![]() | A gently humming crystal necklace. What wonders might it bring? |
352 | Romance Novel ![]() | A dog-eared, well loved copy of "Enflamed Entreaties" by Jane Doe. |
353 | Bottle of Snake Oil ![]() | A bottle of pure snake oil. Guaranteed to do nothing at all. |
354 | Legal Documents ![]() | A stack of legal documents written in high legalese. |
355 | Astronaut Pen ![]() | Designed to work in zero G environments this pen writes upside down. But it isn't yours to keep. |
356 | A Play ![]() | A copy of the classic play "Jet of Mud" by Antoine Attitude. |
357 | A Portrait of Lottie Cash ![]() | Portrait of the woman as a young yuppie. |
358 | Medical Report ![]() | A confidential medical report. Don't peek. That's illegal. |
359 | "Bling" Ring ![]() | The bling ring. Say it loud, you're blinging and you're... loud. |
360 | Old Saxophone ![]() | An antique brass saxophone with squeaky keys and crumbling pads. |
361 | Dead Snail ![]() | A dry, dead snail. Of no use to you, but someone out there misses it. |
362 | Wrench ![]() | Yes, a wrench. An ordinary iron wrench. That's it. It's just a wrench. |
363 | Sushi-To-Go Box ![]() | A cute, snugly packed to-go box filled with an assortment of Futo Maki's delectable delights. Keep your hands off those Miniopolis rolls. |
364 | "Purple Gnome" DVD Box Set ![]() | Seasons one through eight of the popular Sci-Fi comedy on DVD. For your money, only seasons one through four are any good, but it's nice to have everything. |
365 | DNA Sample ![]() | A slender glass vial, tightly sealed and plastered in 'Biohazard' stickers. The white sticky label says: 'DNA - Jack I.D.' |
366 | Reel of Film ![]() | A reel of Super 8mm color film. In shaky handwriting, the label reads: 'Splicer Island Grand Opening, 1963.' |
367 | Joke Can of 'Peanuts' ![]() | This tin can claims to contain roasted peanuts. Somehow, owing to the obvious metallic sound you hear when you shake the can, you doubt this thing contains anything edible. |
368 | Spare Key to Splicer Island ![]() | How can Dr. Keyes be so cavalier about giving our spare keys to Splicer Island? Doesn't he know how much all that equipment is worth? Or is he planning some kind of time-share scheme? |
369 | Stylish Shawl ![]() | This hand-woven item is so soft, warm, and fragrant that you'll want to wear it day and night, whatever the weather. Unfortunately, it's an heirloom, so you'll have to put it on display instead. |
370 | Olde Salty Action Figure ![]() | No one knows how Olde Salty came to be an action figure, but it probably had to do with his cameo as a police chief in the short-lived television series, "SimValley Vice." |
371 | Comic Book ![]() | Reaction Comics #19 - Doc Damage battles his nemesis, LlaMattock for the final time... this time, on Strange-o world where everything is upside down! |
372 | Book of Poetry ![]() | This leather-bound book is quite old, and contains over thirty sonnets, poems, and the occasional haiku. |
373 | Bouquet of Flowers ![]() | The Burst of Sunshine Bouquet is filled with the sunny colors of the garden. Red roses are surrounded by crimson daisies, yellow pompons, and a rare violet lilac. |
374 | Box of Chocolates ![]() | Introducing the Corinne Chocolate Nouveau Collection. This box contains twelve traditional creamy caramels smothered in milk chocolate. |
375 | Gold Ring ![]() | This fine gold ring is cool to the touch and etched with delicate writings around the inside and outside of the band. |
376 | Red Rose ![]() | A single long-stemmed rose. The original residents of SimValley thought such roses inspired great fortune and wealth. This one just smells good. |
377 | Jailhouse Teddy ![]() | Need a clever way to tell someone you think they rock? The Original SimValley Teddy Bear Collection is proud to present Jailhouse Teddy. |
378 | Buff Berry Smoothie | This smoothie contains more protein and vitamins than a field of cows. |
379 | Clock Berry Smoothie | If you pour this smoothie in your ear, you can hear the tick-tock of a clock. |
380 | DaVinci Berry Smoothie | It is said that famous artists drank smoothies like this just prior to painting masterpieces. |
381 | Gourmet Berry Smoothie | This smoothie is said to contain the most exquisite and exotic nutrients known to mankind. |
382 | Silver-Tongue Smoothie | The rare berry in this smoothie grows on the Silver Tongue Tree, which once sprouted on the beach after the Great Starfish Attack of 1997. |
383 | Mind Berry Smoothie | The berry in this smoothie was genetically engineered by VirtuChem labs before the government found out and shut down the program. |
384 | Rosebud | A flavorful and fragrant smoothie made from a single red rose. Classic cheat, classic taste. |
385 | Slip of Paper | A slip of paper. Odd, isn't it? If you look at it closely, in scratchy handwriting it reads: "BUCKET" And don't forget, 1 Strawberry, 1 Vanilla, 1 Flour makes for a tasty treat. |