Theresa Bullhorn Conversation

Annoy: -3

I've known sick dogs more fun to be around than you.

Apologize: 2

Oh it's nothing, honey. I'd give you two free passes to my theater if I had some on me.

Brag: 0

So you talked your way out of a parking ticket. Big deal.

Call Name: -3

If I look like a ship's sail, surely you must be the barnacles stuck to the hull.

Cheer Up: 1

Don't you worry your head about me. I'm not depressed, I'm just rehearsing.

Complain: -2

Put a cork in it, [Player]. You don't have to deal with showbiz people like me.

Compliment: 2

Thank you! I try not to brag about how comfortable this outfit is. Otherwise everybody will want one.

Cry: -1

You're doing the scene from "The Crying Crocodile", aren't you? I don't buy it.

Entertain: 2

That's a perfect imitation of Pritchard Locksley! How do you do it?

Flirt: 3

You sly dog, you! That's a line from a classic film, isn't it? No, let me guess!

Give Opinion: 1

If there is one thing I love about you, it's that you believe things! That is so rare these days.

Gossip: 1

Just between you and me, I taught Pritchard everything he knows. That's the truth.

Insult: -4

Please. Shakespeare sneezed better insults than that.

Intimidate: -3

Careful, [Player]. I might have a baseball bat hidden under this sarong.

Jibba Jabba: 3

What a trip down memory lane! I used to have my actors do that very same vocal exercise before each performance.

Joke: -2

That's pure cheese, [Player]. Tell me something crazy.

Rude Gesture: -8

How insulting!

Talk about Aliens: 2

Wouldn't they be something, dahling? I mean, they could teach us things.

Talk about Art: 2

Admiring a work of art has about the same wonderful effect as sleeping or going to the toilet.

Talk about Books: 2

Actors should know everything about everything and then pretend they know nothing.

Talk about Cars: -2

They've been the ruin of many movie stars. But I don't mean in crashes. They go bankrupt buying too many.

Talk about Computers: -2

I don't think much of computers. They're fine toys, but not serious art. I hope I'm right about that.

Talk about Construction: -2

Why don't they build more movie theaters? We already have enough penthouses!

Talk about Cooking: 1

The elegant and flavorful vanilla swirl tart is a great dessert to bring to a classy party. And it's so easy to make! Just bake on high an equal mix of chocolate, vanilla, and sugar.

Talk about Crime: -1

I think crime is all about people wanting to be famous. Why else would someone steal things? For fame!

Talk about Dancing: 1

It's important for actors to dance. They must be comfortable with looking silly before a crowd.

Talk about Exercise: -1

Everybody in this city is always on the move. In fact, I haven't seen anybody sit down but you!

Talk about Games: 2

Ever heard of improv? It's where actors pick a random subject and pretend to know something about it.

Talk about Graveyards: -3

Are you trying to hint at something? I've got years left in me.

Talk about Health: 1

Daily servings of garlic, turmeric, and mustard seed will ensure a long and tasty life.

Talk about Hobbies: 2

I go giant catfish fishing, using only my bare hands and a basket.

Talk about Home: 1

My house has no right angles anywhere. Everything is rounded off, which really chills me out.

Talk about Home Decor: 0

My prized possession, before it was stolen, was a brilliant movie standee advertising "Explosion: The Prequel".

Talk about Hygiene: 0

Actors should brush their teeth 4 times a day, because you never know when you'll have a kissing scene.

Talk about Jail: 1

Oh dahling, I prefer not to talk about those days. Give a girl her space, will you?

Talk about Jobs: -2

If you ever sign up for Comic Explosion, remember this: Flowers are good. Tomatoes are bad.

Talk about Miniopolis: 0

I'd prefer to live in a city with 24 hour entertainment, but Miniopolis isn't so bad.

Talk about Movies: 2

I've directed a few small films. My favorite was a short documentary about Dusty I called "Road Hogg."

Talk about Music: 2

Our clubs are the best place to see cutting edge music. If you want bad music, watch television.

Talk about Nature: -2

It's sad how the colors of nature only look real when they're on a movie screen.

Talk about Ninjas: -1

I saw that silly character near the theater once. I thought she was auditioning for a play.

Talk about Politics: -3

Politicians should start demanding better movies, not better censorship laws!

Talk about Rep Groups: 0

Yes, I have my proof that I am a member of the Artsies. Why do you ask? Are you directing a film?

Talk about Science: 0

My imagination keeps me pretty busy. I don't know if I have much time for facts.

Talk about Shopping: -3

These days people are shopping like their doctor prescribed it as a cure for boredom.

Talk about Simoleons: -1

That's the only way I make money is through popcorn sales, dahling. The rest goes to the film company. Ugh.

Talk about Sleeping: 2

My job keeps me up until 2 in the morning, so I sleep in pretty late. I love that feeling.

Talk about Sports: 0

Do you mean improvisational games like- You don't? Then let's talk about something else.

Talk about TV: -2

There are some good shows on TV but every time I watch them I feel them stealing my soul.

Talk about Theatre: 3

I run the Glasstown Arts Hall, the only place in town to watch films, see plays, and hold graduations.

Talk about Travel: 1

I've been all over this world, but wherever I went I always came back here. Mostly because I was broke.

Talk about Work: 1

I'm lucky enough to have a job that looks to most people like I'm actually working.

Talk about the Bayou: 1

It's a serene and peaceful place. The perfect spot for a vision quest, in my opinion.

Talk about the Carnival: 1

The carnival is a good alternative for people who want to act but don't have talent.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 1

It's the perfect place to meet people while you pretend to do school work.

Talk about the Cosmos: 2

Did you hear that the moon landing was actually filmed in a studio? Fascinating!

Talk about the Law: -2

I don't fuss with the law, dahling. I leave that to the dull folks to sort out.

Talk about the Lounge: -2

Doodoo Monkey, or Poopoo Monkey, or whatever it is... what's the appeal?

Talk about the Market: 2

That's a fabulous place to find cheap goods for use as props and costumes.

Talk about the Museum: 1

Long before it was a museum that building was the home of film star Anita Tension.

Talk about the Newspaper: -1

I used to publish film times in the paper. But we only have one screen so the ad was too small to see.

Talk about the River: -2

I think the bumper boats are polluting that poor river. Have you seen any mutated animals lately?

Talk about the Supernatural: 2

I believe in something like an all encompassing energy, all around us, within us, named Snuggles.

Talk about the University: 2

I'll be teaching an acting class there next year: "Advanced Idling Techniques."

Talk about the Weather: 1

Our hot weather is perfect for making films. You can add rain to a scene, but you can't remove it.

Talk about the World: 1

Watching a movie is a good way to learn about the world, or what we think of the world anyway.

Tease: -2

Cut it out, you scab. Goodness gracious.

Tell a Bad Pun: 2

Ha ha! That's good. But not half as dirty as the ones I hear every day!

Tell a Secret: 1

I won't tell if you don't.

Hug

Hugging is rather overrated. Don't you think?

Kiss

Please don't. I hate kissing when there is no moon in the sky.

Gift (Accept)

That IS lovely. I'll gladly accept this.

Gift (Reject)

I rarely accept gifts from people who aren't designers.

Errand (Accept)

[Sim] wants to borrow my DVD collection. Could you deliver this right away?

Errand (Reject)

I don't need any help, no.

Move In (Reject)

I already have a wonderful home. No thanks.

Silent Treatment

I'm sorry but we aren't on the same wavelength today.