Sharona Faster Conversation

Annoy: -1

Man, you're just like a philosopher. You got a problem for every one of my solutions.

Apologize: 1

You're cool, don't you worry about nothing.

Brag: 0

Oh please. You're so skinny you can dodge raindrops. Ha! You feel that? Crunch! You feel it?

Call Name: -3

And you look like a professional blind date, ya player hater!

Cheer Up: -1

Look at you now, all full of smiles and whatever. You don't fool me.

Complain: -4

You lazy dog. You're like a blister... you show up when all the work is done.

Compliment: 2

You mean that? Aw, you.

Cry: -1

You need a hankie? I got a hankie around here. It's right… no, I don't got a hankie. Stop crying.

Entertain: 2

Daaaaaang! Where'd you learn that move? On the streets?

Flirt: 3

Baby, I'm so sweet I make peppermint taste like soap.

Give Opinion: 1

You do? Me too! But I prefer the strawberry flavored ones.

Gossip: 1

Say what? Jack has what? Well dang, I'm not gonna ask to borrow his hat any time soon.

Insult: -2

And you're so stupid you thought 'starting at the top' meant getting a job in a tall building.

Intimidate: -2

You're so weak you can barely lift your own spirits.

Jibba Jabba: 3

Speak it, [Player]! Speak it!

Joke: 2

Bwah ha ha! That's good! You never hear enough jokes about farmer's sons, you know what I mean?

Rude Gesture: -8

You want to be starting something? Huh? I said, you want to be starting something?

Talk about Aliens: 1

I'm sure we got aliens running around. Some of the passengers I've had… Crazy, for real.

Talk about Art: 1

Basically, let me tell you something. Art is anything you put your mind to for no good reason.

Talk about Books: -1

Oh please, I don't read books, they move too slowly.

Talk about Cars: 1

I wish I still my old flat bed truck. I miss helping people move their junk.

Talk about Computers: 0

I've had the same boat for 20 years. So why do I gotta buy a new computer every 3? That's just wasteful.

Talk about Construction: -1

I can't go one block in SimCity without some construction worker whistling at me or dropping a hammer on my head.

Talk about Cooking: 1

I stick with food bars and energy bars, you know, because I'm always in a hurry.

Talk about Crime: 1

I'll tell you what the real crime is, Ok? It's people driving half a mile when they could be saving gas and getting some exercise, you know what I mean?

Talk about Dancing: 1

I get so hyped sitting in my boat all day that, dang, I just wanna dance!

Talk about Exercise: 2

Oh heck yeah I get exercise. My legs would all shrivel up if I just sat around all day.

Talk about Games: 1

Back in school I was the four-square queen! Remember that game? What about kickball?

Talk about Graveyards: 1

I dare you to spend the night in there. Go on, I dare you.

Talk about Health: 1

Get fresh air when you can. That's the secret to a healthy life, okay?

Talk about Hobbies: 1

I go swimming when I can, to keep myself prepared. Seems like one customer a week would fall out of my boat.

Talk about Home: 1

I decorate my home with a little piece of every city I visit. There's almost no room for me anymore.

Talk about Home Decor: 1

You ever been attacked by a shark? Well I have. And I got a tooth to prove- Aw no! I sold that tooth to buy a couple CDs. Dang.

Talk about Hygiene: 1

Wash your teeth, brush your hair and shower once a day. That's how you keep yourself smelling sweet, okay?

Talk about Jail: -1

Nothing to do with me, okay? I'm an honest business lady.

Talk about Jobs: -1

I'm frugal with my money okay? So don't go tricking me into gambling and whatever.

Talk about Miniopolis: 0

Ain't nothing like a city to make you feel like anything is possible… including total failure. Ha ha!

Talk about Movies: 1

I'm still trying to hook up with that job as a Hollywood stunt driver. Someday, man, someday.

Talk about Music: 3

Ok, let me see now, my favorite musicians are Brainy Ack, Die Uber Bratwurst, and Missy Rabble. Definitely.

Talk about Nature: 2

Oh heck yeah, sometimes you just gotta get out into nature and chill out. Technology can rot your mind.

Talk about Ninjas: 1

Everybody is ninja fighting, cuz that chick is fast as lightning.

Talk about Politics: -3

Nobody ever did nothing for no one in this no-name town I know so well. Not for no good reason, I mean.

Talk about Rep Groups: 0

Those people just want to be different, just like all the different people.

Talk about Science: 1

I'm waiting for science to advance so I can buy me a teleporter. Then my job will be even easier.

Talk about Shopping: 2

If I ever get a free day, you and I should go shopping! Oh my gosh, I can show you where the best deals are.

Talk about Simoleons: -2

I don't make enough to answer your question, I'll tell you that much.

Talk about Sleeping: 0

I always have this dream where I'm rowing an invisible boat over a waterfall. What the heck does that mean?

Talk about Sports: 1

Used to be pretty good at mechanical bull riding, but I could never beat Bucki Brock. She was good.

Talk about TV: 1

You know, basically, here's the thing, I like, pretty much, well, but not always, but pretty much everything I watch. Ok?

Talk about Theatre: -1

If plays ain't got no music, no special effects, and no popcorn, why do they cost four times more than movies?

Talk about Travel: 1

I take a good old-fashioned road trip every year. But I never drop below 70 miles per hour, baby.

Talk about Work: 1

I get people where they need to go, lickety-split. No fooling.

Talk about the Bayou: 0

You need to get to the Bayou? Ok. As soon as I get permission, I'll cut you a deal.

Talk about the Carnival: 1

Those carnies are freaky-deaky, know what I'm saying?

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 2

Would you believe me if I told you I drank ten cups every day? Huh? Would you? Would you believe me? Spill it, kid. Would you?

Talk about the Cosmos: -1

Why should I navigate by the stars? I ain't going to the moon.

Talk about the Law: -2

What's the deal with regulating how fast I can row my taxi? It's not like I'm ever gonna speed. Dang.

Talk about the Lounge: 1

I've been known to play a little Moo Goo Monkey. Why? Do you play? For real?

Talk about the Market: 1

You never know what kind of crazy junk you'll find there. Just keep looking.

Talk about the Museum: 1

Here's the thing, you know, I don't dwell on the past, ok? I think in the other direction, I think about the future.

Talk about the Newspaper: -1

Well shoot, you know, it's hard to read a newspaper when you're rowing a boat all day. Gets all soggy and whatever.

Talk about the River: 3

I know every inch of that river, baby. I've swum in it, boated in it, and if it ever got cold enough, I'd skate over it.

Talk about the Supernatural: 1

It takes a while, but if you listen to old Ephram talk for a while, even though he's weird, sometimes you go, "hey, that's almost poetry".

Talk about the University: 1

All those college kids are the cream of Miniopolis, yo… Rich and thick.

Talk about the Weather: 2

Hot weather means more people outside. More people outside means more business for Sharona!

Talk about the World: -1

If people are mean and petty everywhere, why travel a great distance just to be disappointed?

Tease: -4

You WISH I was your Sharona, nerd. In your dreams.

Tell a Bad Pun: -2

Dang, [Player]. A head wound is funnier than you.

Tell a Secret: 1

Isn't that something? You'd think they'd have learned their lesson after the first explosion.

Hug

Get your hands off me, you nasty!

Kiss

The day I kiss you is the day I lose a double-dog dare.

Gift (Accept)

For little old me. Oh, you shouldn't have!

Gift (Reject)

Excuse me? What am I supposed to do with that thing?

Errand (Accept)

You see this stylish shawl? Okay, well I need you to take it to [Sim]. You think you can manage that?

Errand (Reject)

Don't fret yourself silly, now. You'll know when I need your help.

Move In (Reject)

Heck no. I'm not giving up my cozy crib. No way!

Silent Treatment

Talk to the hand, okay? I've got nothing to say to you.