Roxanna Moxie Conversation

Annoy: -3

Daaaang! I've heard a dying elephant sing a prettier song. Shush!

Apologize: 0

No sweat, okay? I don't hold grudges.

Brag: -2

Ah, get over yourself.

Call Name: -3

You knock-kneed, bladder bag!

Cheer Up: 2

You could be right, you could be wrong, but there's never any harm in singing a song.

Complain: -2

Hey, here's a cork for your whine.

Compliment: 2

Thank you, thank you, kind soul. This outfit is the best match I could find for the images in my mind!

Cry: 0

Hey now... what's wrong?

Entertain: -2

What on earth are you trying to be? Leave all the entertaining to me!

Flirt: 3

You beast! But I've got a better idea: mud wrestling!

Give Opinion: -1

Opinions are like mouths: everyone has one, and that's one too many!

Gossip: -1

Did you hear that Dusty fainted during try outs for our stunt show? I guess he's afraid of scorpions.

Insult: 0

It's a pleasure being called crazy by someone as square as you.

Intimidate: -2

I've had my head covered in chocolate and shoved in a lion's mouth, dude. You don't scare me.

Jibba Jabba: 3

Hey, you're no rube! You're really with it, a true Zanie like me!

Joke: 2

Ha ha! You got the makings of a clown, [Player]!

Rude Gesture: -8

Is that your age or your IQ score?

Talk about Aliens: 3

Coming soon! The most horrendous, stupendous, tremendous visitors our planet has ever known! Invaders from VENUS!

Talk about Art: 2

I make art doing things most people consider a sign of insanity.

Talk about Books: -1

Nah. Ten minutes on a burning tightrope can teach you more in one second than any book can.

Talk about Cars: -2

Cars are too commonplace. I'd rather own a skateboard or a helicopter.

Talk about Computers: -2

There's nothing threatening about computers. They bore me with their pleasant beeps and whistles.

Talk about Construction: 2

Back in the day, I was in a killer performance group called the Survival Research League.

Talk about Cooking: 3

When I eat dessert I need something potentially dangerous. That's why I like chocolate decadence. It's an unhealthy mix of 2 cups of chocolate and 1 cup of flour. Watch out!

Talk about Crime: -2

No, of course nothing we do is illegal. Dangerous maybe, but illegal? Never!

Talk about Dancing: 2

I was never happy with my dancing classes until I took a "Tango With Tigers" course.

Talk about Exercise: 1

If running around a carnival rounding up freaks, taming lions, and playing games isn't exercise, nothing is.

Talk about Games: 2

I invented a great game called "Dodge the Spinning Dagger"... want to play?

Talk about Graveyards: 1

Sometimes I spend the night in the graveyard, just to clear my mind.

Talk about Health: 0

If I had a Simoleon for every time my doctor told me to take life easy, I'd spend it on bungee jumping.

Talk about Hobbies: 2

Let's see... underwater crocodile wrestling, blind base jumping, and napalm motocross.

Talk about Home: 1

I live in a tree house I built myself. I'd invite you over, but you probably aren't strong enough climb up there.

Talk about Home Decor: 0

Somehow my home decor always manages to cause me problems. Take my flaming circus hoop for example... sigh.

Talk about Hygiene: -2

I get dirty doing this job, and I sweat, sure. No point trying to look nice for all the squares.

Talk about Jail: 1

I try to stay away as often as I can, thanks.

Talk about Jobs: -1

The carnival has all sorts of games and prizes to be won. Are you good at darts? The derby? Slots? Cups? Well, are ya?

Talk about Miniopolis: 1

Props to Miniopolis for allowing our carnival to stay a while. We've been kicked out of so many other cities.

Talk about Movies: 1

You may have seen my bit part in "Eight and a Half Monkeys". Yeah, I was the loopy one.

Talk about Music: 2

Nothing gets my heart pumping faster than a good marching beat. Ba bada-ba bada-ba Cha!

Talk about Nature: 0

Human nature is fine by itself. But it takes a good Carnival to make us see what else life has to offer.

Talk about Ninjas: -3

Sounds like someone is trying to be more eccentric than me. I don't like this ninja already.

Talk about Politics: -2

The governor is trying to get mud wrestling banned within city limits just because I'm so good at it!

Talk about Rep Groups: 2

I run with a crowd of artists, but I don't mean any Artsie crowd. I mean THE Artsie crowd. And I'm the boss, baby.

Talk about Science: 2

As a former trapeze artist I am quite happy messing with the laws of physics.

Talk about Shopping: 2

I love buying clothes. But not just anywhere. Costume shops are my favorite haunts.

Talk about Simoleons: 2

I don't do what I do for the money... heck, I do what I do in spite of the lack of money!

Talk about Sleeping: -2

Who has time for sleep? My job is too interesting for me to miss a second!

Talk about Sports: 1

I'm not into traditional sports, but I do enjoy caber tossing, okie noodling, and sky diving.

Talk about TV: 1

Television just isn't exciting enough for me. Not unless I'm juggling a couple.

Talk about Theatre: 4

Theater of the absurd, theater of cruelty... call it what you like, the people LOVE it.

Talk about Travel: 2

Working at a carnival is the perfect job for people who want to travel without going somewhere cool.

Talk about Work: 0

If you're not about to faint out of sheer fright, I'm not doing my job.

Talk about the Bayou: -1

Ever since the albino alligator disappeared, there's been no good reason to visit the bayou.

Talk about the Carnival: 3

The carnival is my home, my family... my dysfunctional wonderful family!

Talk about the Coffee Shop: -2

Is it just me or is the coffee in this city way too weak? I want my java strong enough to eat through metal.

Talk about the Cosmos: 1

Imagine the kind of shows I could do on the moon with so much less gravity. Oh man!

Talk about the Law: -2

Like most cities, Miniopolis won't let me take wild animals out for walks.

Talk about the Lounge: -1

I could deal cards faster than those tin buckets down at the Casino! Maybe I should.

Talk about the Market: 2

The farmer's market is where I buy most of my petrol and spiked jewelry.

Talk about the Museum: -2

Museums are sort of... painfully slow. Don't you think?

Talk about the Newspaper: 0

Lincoln gives us good rates on advertising so long as we give him free game tokens.

Talk about the River: 1

Some of the most talented animals in the world can be found on that river.

Talk about the Supernatural: -2

You call it "magic", I call it "skill". But the result is the same: jaws dropping everywhere.

Talk about the University: 0

I don't have a university degree, but I do have common sense. And you can't buy that.

Talk about the Weather: -1

This town needs a good thunderstorm! I'm tired of playing with static electricity.

Talk about the World: -2

I've been all over this planet and Miniopolis is by far the most normal place around.

Tease: -1

I may look funny, but you look positively generic.

Tell a Bad Pun: 1

Good one, [Player]! You sound like you've been hanging out with too many Carnies.

Tell a Secret: -1

Is that really such a big deal? I thought you were going to tell me something juicy.

Hug

If you wrap those arms around me, I'm keeping them and getting rid of you.

Kiss

Oh boy, you're really asking for it.

Gift (Accept)

Look at this thing. That's great. Thanks, [Player].

Gift (Reject)

No thanks. If I took it, I'd probably end up destroying it for one of my shows.

Errand (Accept)

Be a good sport and deliver this top hat to [Sim] for me, okay?

Errand (Reject)

Try back later. I don't have anything for you now.

Move In (Reject)

I'm much happier in my carnival tent, thanks.

Silent Treatment

[Player], I'm not that keen to talk to you today. Got it?