Pritchard Locksley Conversation

Annoy: -3

Yes, I did play a carrot in that film about giant rabbits... stop reminding me!

Apologize: 2

Try it again. Once more, with feeling!

Brag: -3

That was pathetic. Do that move again, but this time with a limp.

Call Name: 0

You must have me confused with someone else. I have never played a stuck-up pig faced idiot on stage or in film.

Cheer Up: 3

You're right. So I didn't get the part. But how often does the chance to play a mentally deranged psychopath come around?

Complain: 3

You are so right! This town is full of arrogant posers. Throw a rock and you'd hit one... hey, not at me!

Compliment: 2

Lucky me, I get more handsome as the years pass. Who knows how hot I'll be at 80?

Cry: 2

Beautiful! Beautiful! If I didn't want one myself, I'd nominate you for an award!

Entertain: 2

Yes! That is an almost perfect imitation of Daddy Bigbucks. Very good!

Flirt: 3

If musical words be the food of love, play on!

Give Opinion: 3

I agree! Film is truth, and truth is beauty, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It all makes sense!

Gossip: 2

Just between you and me, I think that thrift store girl Phoebe is really into me. What do you think?

Insult: -4

And you... wipe thy face thou lumpish beetle-headed canker-blossom!

Intimidate: -2

Ah! Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I'll do anything! I'll give you my autograph! Anything!

Jibba Jabba: 3

Wait! Don't tell me... that was from Shakespeare's Henry the Fourth, Part 2, was it not? Brilliant!

Joke: -3

No, no, no. Good grief. You told it wrong! The farmer owns a talking DOG.

Rude Gesture: -8

That's all wrong! Here, I'll show you how it's done.

Talk about Aliens: -3

I'd never play an alien, no matter what they paid me. I'm not covering up this sexy smile. Not a chance.

Talk about Art: 3

Art is me! I am a work of art! Anyone who saw my small but vital role in the film "Hornet Head 3" would agree.

Talk about Books: 3

I'm reading a book on acting that claims the only way to get into character is to imagine what kind of underpants they wear.

Talk about Cars: -2

I used to own a lovely little car... but I sold it last month to pay for this haircut.

Talk about Computers: -3

Video game acting is the worst. All I ever do is yell "Get them!" and "Arrrgh!" for 10 hours.

Talk about Construction: -3

Goodness no! I could never get into construction. I might hurt myself! Then I could only get "quirky neighbor" roles.

Talk about Cooking: -3

When I wish upon a star... nothing EVER happens. What's the big deal?

Talk about Crime: -2

I wish this city had more criminals. Then I could do more research for my roles.

Talk about Dancing: 2

For one audition they asked me if I knew ballet, karate, and break-dancing. I wonder what the film was about?

Talk about Exercise: 3

Misty Waters over at the gym has me on a Hollywood exercise program. One day a week and trips to the plastic surgeon.

Talk about Games: 2

I recite warm-up phrases before going on stage. Tongue twisters like "Please don't forget your stupid lines Pritchard."

Talk about Graveyards: -3

My mentor, Sir Laurence Pimento is buried there. He died on the set of his last film, "Jigsaw Man." May he rest in pieces.

Talk about Health: -3

I'm not in the actor's union any more so I don't have health insurance! Not that I plan to get sick... unless a part calls for it.

Talk about Hobbies: 3

I'm into yoga, clubbing, sleeping... basically anything that makes me forget who I am for a while.

Talk about Home: -3

My home is humble, but cozy. Oh who am I kidding! My apartment is almost as arrogant as me!

Talk about Home Decor: 2

Comedy and tragedy are equally fascinating. I recommend you decorate your home with a reminder of their power.

Talk about Hygiene: 3

The most important thing an actor can do is keep his mouth minty fresh. I never know who I'll have to kiss.

Talk about Jail: 1

It's a rather dismal building isn't it? Did you know it used to be a day care?

Talk about Jobs: 0

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Talk about Miniopolis: 3

This is my kind of town! I made it here, so I can make it anywhere! That's the idea anyway.

Talk about Movies: 3

Yes, that was me as Jojo in "Explosion: the Prequel", probably my most complex and challenging role to date.

Talk about Music: 3

A character's taste in music is very important. For example, my "Macbeth" was way into Drum-and-Bass.

Talk about Nature: -2

Does art imitate nature, or nature imitate art? Quick! I need to know which side to take.

Talk about Ninjas: 0

I've never heard of this "ninja" person. He or she should get a new agent.

Talk about Politics: -3

What's with these actors who get into politics? Do they think they're citizens or something?

Talk about Rep Groups: 1

Of course the ONLY group in town with any sense of style are the Artsies. It's a pity nobody understands our work.

Talk about Science: -3

Science is taking an eerie direction. I think there's a conspiracy to replace all actors with machines... if it hasn't already happened!

Talk about Shopping: 2

Half the clothes I wear I buy from theater prop departments. You may see me wearing a crown one of these days.

Talk about Simoleons: 3

I don't act for the MONEY! How foolish! How petty! How dismal! No, I do it for the FAME.

Talk about Sleeping: 2

My sleep schedule is a little erratic but it works. I sleep 4 hours a night on weekdays and 12 on weekends.

Talk about Sports: -4

I was fired from my role as a television football coach after I asked where I could get a cheap bat and mitt. Drat!

Talk about TV: 3

My dream would be to star in a science-fiction soap-opera opposite a lovely blonde girl with a wooden stake.

Talk about Theatre: 4

Thee-Ah-Tah! My first love! Oh why doesn't she call me anymore?

Talk about Travel: 2

The best part of making films is getting to see so many wonderful and exotic places from the window of your trailer.

Talk about Work: 2

Well yes, I am a waiter... but just temporarily. My real job is acting. I just haven't done it for a few... years.

Talk about the Bayou: -2

Is that what that mucky place is called? I thought it was the city sewer. Yuck.

Talk about the Carnival: 2

Back before I was a famous actor, yes, I worked for the carnival. I played the very difficult "Ice Cream Scooper" role.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 3

The coffee shop is where I read most of my scripts, and consequently, where I do most of my sleeping.

Talk about the Cosmos: -3

When I was told to gain 40 pounds for my role in "The Elephant Man Returns", I ate pizza for every meal.

Talk about the Law: -3

I can't figure this out: to get in the actors union you have to have been in a big film, but to be in a big film you have to be in the union. What?

Talk about the Lounge: 3

Odd as it sounds, the Casino is a great place to practice acting. It's very hard to pretend to not care about losing 1,000,000 Simoleons.

Talk about the Market: 3

That's a great place to people-watch. I can sit for hours just staring at people, imitating them, and getting yelled at.

Talk about the Museum: -3

That worthless place doesn't pay tribute to people who really matter - actors, models, and generally beautiful people.

Talk about the Newspaper: 2

Lincoln is a very kind critic. His last review of a play I was in said "Pritchard... is... in... this... play." Nice eh?

Talk about the River: -3

I was in a celebrity bumper-boat race last year... what a terrible experience! Next time they'd better give me a boat.

Talk about the Supernatural: 2

In a way, ghost stories are very positive, yes, because if ghosts DO exist then there is certainly life after death!

Talk about the University: -4

I offered to start an acting program at the university, but they just asked me who I was and kicked me out. It's their loss.

Talk about the Weather: 3

Miniopolis has the perfect environment for making films. It never rains here and there are very few actors besides me.

Talk about the World: 0

I can speak with almost any accent in the world... except the SimValley accent. Those people talk funny.

Tease: -2

Uh... no, of course my voice isn't this squeaky. I'm just doing a character for you... Jerk.

Tell a Bad Pun: 2

Goodness! A bawdy, rollicking old tale. Don't repeat THAT one to your mother.

Tell a Secret: 0

I see... and that happens every time you run too fast? Odd.

Hug

Sorry but I can't hug you. Against union rules, I'm afraid.

Kiss

Sorry but I only kiss people when I'm rehearsing with them.

Gift (Accept)

Ah! You like me! You really, really like me!

Gift (Reject)

Why thank y- Hey, that's not an award. Bug off.

Errand (Accept)

[player]. Give this copy of my play to [Sim] as soon as you can.

Errand (Reject)

I haven't got anything pressing to deliver. Sorry.

Move In (Reject)

No thanks. I've got a studio apartment too slick to pass up.

Silent Treatment

I hear, yet say not much. Be gone!