Moogoo Monkey (Working Title)

Polly Nomial Other Text

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Silver Plaque

Salutations, @1, and welcome to the Nerdie fold. Please accept this silver plaque as a token of our continued support.

Magazine Subscription

Your continued support of our fraternal organization has earned you the subscription to "Scientific Simian". Congratulations.

Rep Goals

As part of your Nerdie initiation we require that you perfect your skill at Dr. Max's stat-game, carve us a chess piece out of petrified wood, and deliver to us 15 Giant Bog Frogs. Good luck.

Bumper Boat (GBA)

If you're interested, some university colleagues of mine in the engineering department have developed an enhanced bumper boat for the Bombard competitions. You may use it whenever you like.

Rep Object

If you require a quick boost of cerebral stimulation to aid you in the completion of a task, feel free to use this machine. Be safe.

Gold Plaque

As a token of our boundless appreciation for your patronage, please accept this gold plaque on behalf of all the Nerdies.

Exclusive Xizzle

As a member of the most exclusive brain trust in Miniopolis, I cordially invite you to attend our ongoing spelling competitions, held every day in the Clubhouse Lobby.

Clubhouse Keys

In honor of your continued intellectual progress I hereby present you with the key to the Nerdie clubhouse, located in Glasstown. Enjoy this new space, @1.

Inviting

Greetings, @1. The Nerdies have been tracking your progress over the past week and have determined that you are highly qualified to join our organization. What do you say to this proposal?

Errand

Astronaut Pen

Designed to work in zero G environments this pen writes upside down. But it isn't yours to keep.

Housewarming

You actually live in this dump? Ugh! I'm outta here.

Khroniton Reactor

A curious historical artifact, the khroniton reactor was Polly Nomial's first attempt to harness the kinetic energy of passing time. It didn't work... but it makes funny noises. Sometimes.

Gossip

Mambo Loa - Talk about Computers

Look to she with big words and bigger eyeglasses for tips on how to charm the socially timid members of Miniopolis.

Harlan King - Talk about Computers

Polly can confuse the heck out of people, but she's all right. She helped me set up my internet connection.

Mokey - Gossip

Don't let this get around, but I think Polly is a bit of a show-off? you know what I mean?

Other Items

Mad Skillz Cerebral Data Infuser

Using previously outlawed laser holography and subharmonic wave technology this device promotes dendritic growth by bombarding the subject with intense audio-visual imagery.

Nerdie Clubhouse Keys

This key gives you permanent access to the Nerdie clubhouse located in Glasstown.

Nerdie Trade Magazine

The latest issue of "Scientific Simian"

Nerdie Trophy

The legendary Nerdie trophy! And it's all YOURS! Will you keep it forever or return it to the Nerdie leader? Sleep on it.

Other Sources

From the Urbz GBA Game Manual

Queen of the Nerdies and Associate Professor at the university, Polly is one smart cookie. If you're lucky, she might show you her vintage dictionary collection.

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Kicking Out of Nerdies

Our patience with your gradual assimilation into our social sphere is waning. Progress or be excommunicated from the Nerdies.

Talk about Pets

Your colorful colloquy is highly amusing.

Hug Accept

Aw!

Kiss Accept

Aw!

Accept Roommate

Yes. To maintain a domicile with you would be most enlightening.