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Rusty Cannonball 
A relic from the days when war was more gentlemanly... no, LESS gentle... No wait! Ah, never mind.
Housewarming
Your place is alright... I'm just not feeling it.
Wall Mounted Swordfish
A cured and stuffed swordfish head mounted on a varnished slab of stained maplewood. And it STILL looks mean.
Food
Lemon Meringue Pie 
Lemon Meringue pies are so easy to love and even easier to bungle, but this one looks sweet, creamy and absolutely perfect.
Gossip
Busta Cruz - Talk about the Lounge
Olde Salty, that cheat, he was talking about having some "No Mohawk" rule on his boat. That’s tripe!
Harlan King - Talk about the Lounge
Good for Olde Salty and his new business. He brought sophistication to Miniopolis.
Other Items
Olde Salty Action Figure 
No one knows how Olde Salty came to be an action figure, but it probably had to do with his cameo as a police chief in the short-lived television series, "SimValley Vice."
Other Sources
From the Miniopolis City Guide
Those with empty pockets in the Sim Quarter should head down to the docks, where Olde Salty invites you to earn some quick cash in the Moogoo Monkey card games each night.
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Flirt
Arrr, you've cracked my barnacle encrusted heart!
Hug Accept
That's right, give poor Olde Salty a nice hug.
Kiss Accept
Yay!
Kiss Reject
I'll kiss no one! Not until you proves your devotion!
Accept Roommate
You're darn tooting! I'd be your roommate any day.