Mokey Conversation

Annoy: -3

Stop saying "Elementary my dear Mokey"! It's driving me batty!

Apologize: 1

It's ok. A lot of people think they can safely mix those two chemicals. I hope the explosion has taught you otherwise.

Brag: 2

You can decode gene sequences just by tasting them? Wow! Color me impressed.

Call Name: -3

Did you just call me Doctor Buckminster, you worm? Did you?

Cheer Up: 2

What? "Scientific Simian" wants to interview ME? Brilliant!

Complain: -2

Aw quit your whining. So you don't seem to have a nose at all. Big deal. You still LOOK human.

Compliment: 0

I'm flattered, but it's nothing, really. Just a standard lab coat. That's all.

Cry: 2

That reminds me: I once conditioned a dog to cry at the sight of a cat. Oh, what a party trick!

Entertain: 2

I would have to agree. Nothing is quite as exciting as seeing a Tesla Coil in action.

Flirt: 3

Oh I see... is that the kind of chemistry you're talking about. All righty!

Give Opinion: 1

Let's just agree to disagree on the particulars of the potential heat-death of the universe.

Gossip: 0

Don't let this get around, but I think Polly is a bit of a show-off? you know what I mean?

Insult: -4

Ooh you little brat! You watch your mouth. Otherwise I'll turn you into a newt!

Intimidate: -1

Stay back! I have a can of pepper spray... no, wait. It's nutmeg! I brought my nutmeg spray today!

Jibba Jabba: 3

Wait, wait! Don't tell me! I love decrypting.

Joke: 2

Ah ha! Yes, I get it a 'Rude' Goldberg machine! Brilliant!

Rude Gesture: 0

I don't speak sign language, [player].

Talk about Aliens: 2

I MUST get my hands on that alien autopsy video! The truth MUST get out!

Talk about Art: 2

If I could develop some kind of artificial intelligence capable of painting then I'd be interested in art.

Talk about Books: 2

I will be publishing a new book soon: "Gone Fission:101 Post Apocalyptic Survival Tips?.

Talk about Cars: 1

I know, I know! It's the 21st century and we still don't have flying cars. Just be patient. I'm almost finished.

Talk about Computers: -2

I generally prefer computers to children. Perhaps that's why I have never dated anyone.

Talk about Construction: 1

I am grateful to the workers for rebuilding my lab, but did they have to leave so many sandwich wrappers lying about?

Talk about Cooking: -2

I haven't been able to cook ever since I turned my kitchen into an ultra-toxic laboratory.

Talk about Crime: -2

Curse the mayor for banning my Serum-114. It would have abolished all crime (and free-will) forever!

Talk about Dancing: 0

Look at me, huh? Do I look like a dancer? Heck no, I look like a dancing-pole!

Talk about Exercise: 1

I don't need to exercise to lengthen my life. I'll do it with secret potions.

Talk about Games: 2

Would you like to participate in my game theory experiment? I call it ?The Prisoner's Electroshock Dilemma.?

Talk about Graveyards: 3

Chemical tests have proven that soil from a graveyard is ten-times scarier than regular dirt.

Talk about Health: 1

If we uploaded our brains into a computer, we'd never need to worry about disease again.

Talk about Hobbies: 1

This may sound silly, but I quite enjoy making volcanoes with vinegar and baking soda.

Talk about Home: -2

I once owned a house that could fold up to the size of a briefcase. Unfortunately, the airline I flew in on lost it.

Talk about Home Decor: 2

I once had a rare prehistoric ficus plant, but I misplaced it during an experiment. If you ever see one, you should buy it. They're splendid!

Talk about Hygiene: 0

I have a secret all-purpose formula I use to clean both my hair AND my hands. Brilliant, eh?

Talk about Jail: 0

Do you think Detective Mann would want to buy an electrified jail door? I've got a few to sell.

Talk about Jobs: 1

Okay, okay! So I am a little obsessive about buying lottery tickets. Just don't tell anyone.

Talk about Miniopolis: 0

If it weren't for modern cities, people wouldn't have so many problems. And without problems, I wouldn't need to invent things.

Talk about Movies: -2

Why can't filmmakers get their science right! Sound in outer space? Visible lasers? What hogwash!

Talk about Music: -2

It's a shame most musicians are not mathematicians also. Someone with both skills could change the world.

Talk about Nature: 1

I'm not trying to improve on nature... I'm just making it a little more exciting.

Talk about Ninjas: 1

I know her well, yes. I'm the one who manufactures her smoke bombs, you see.

Talk about Politics: -1

I'm having trouble getting politicians to listen to my advice. But if they're not scared of rising ocean levels, then neither am I.

Talk about Rep Groups: -2

I have neither the time nor the inclination to "hang" with ?rep groups?. I'd never get any work done.

Talk about Science: 2

If I have seen further than others it is by standing on the shoulders of tyrants.

Talk about Shopping: 0

I have no use for the stores in this city. They don't carry liquid nitrogen for starters.

Talk about Simoleons: -1

I don't invent for money! How dare you insinuate... or, were you offering me money?

Talk about Sleeping: 2

I am so close to perfecting a time-saving medicine that allows a patient to sleep while operating heavy machinery.

Talk about Sports: 3

Soon the physical body will be of no use! The human MIND will rule!

Talk about TV: -2

I haven't watched television for many years my friend. Have they invented 3D screens yet?

Talk about Theatre: 3

Seeing "2011: A Space Safari" was a life-changing experience. It's the main reason I am a scientist today.

Talk about Travel: 1

I was so close to perfecting a teleportation device, but when I switched it on, it vanished.

Talk about Work: -1

I haven't had a real job in 20 years. I just go from being homeless to winning 10 million Simoleon research grants.

Talk about the Bayou: -2

I wrote my PhD thesis on the critters found in bog water. I had hoped to domesticate them for pets, but my funding ran out.

Talk about the Carnival: -3

That freak show is one of the most pathetic displays of genetic mutation I've ever seen. Amateurs!

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 3

I have been working on, in secret, for decades, a brand new elixir called RE-caffeinated coffee! Bwah ha ha!

Talk about the Cosmos: 2

Did you know there is a vast rainbow of different interstellar holes in space? Oh yes, mauve holes and cyan holes and teal holes...

Talk about the Law: -2

Who was the numbskull that passed the law banning private ownership of nuclear reactors!

Talk about the Lounge: 2

Soon I will unveil a microchip implant that allows card players to speak the secret language of Moo Goo, thus giving them a superior advantage.

Talk about the Market: -2

It's a useless place. Everything they sell there is dirty and out of date.

Talk about the Museum: 1

I worked for a museum in SimCity for quite some time, until I began carbon dating my co-workers for fun.

Talk about the Newspaper: 0

I don't believe newspapers do enough empirical fact-checking to be worth my attention.

Talk about the River: -1

Many interesting genetic specimens have crawled or been pulled from it's depths. Be careful.

Talk about the Supernatural: 0

You may think you've seen one, but ghosts don't really exist. No, they are actually caused by indigestion.

Talk about the University: 2

I got my PhD from a very secret university in a very secret country. So secret, in fact, that I can't even say what I just said.

Talk about the Weather: 1

All scientists would like to invent a weather prediction device. Or they could live in Miniopolis where the weather never changes.

Talk about the World: 2

Well, you see, the earth, it's a kind of living creature too? and we? I think we are the little blood cells. Or maybe the plasma.

Tease: -2

Ah! The psychological profile of a bully. Tell me something: do you also eat your own ear-wax?

Tell a Bad Pun: -1

Come now, [player]. You can do better than that.

Tell a Secret: 2

Ah, is THAT where they hid all the nuclear waste?

Hug

I'd stay away from me if I were you. I may have some traces of sulphuric acid on my coat.

Kiss

What do you take me for, some kind of three-eyed toad prince?

Gift (Accept)

Jumping junipers! This is the final ingredient to an experiment I have been trying to work for years! Thank you!

Gift (Reject)

What is that? Eh? I don't like the look of it. What on earth is it? Take it away!

Errand (Accept)

Thanks for reminding me! Could you bring this Splicer Island spare key to [Sim]?

Errand (Reject)

I have no need of your assistance at this time, thanks.

Move In (Reject)

Sorry, [player]. But all my equipment wouldn't fit in your place.

Silent Treatment

I can't risk talking to you! It makes me angry... and when I get angry, I get crazy.