Misty Waters Conversation

Annoy: -4

Stop it! If you make that deflating tire sound one more time, I'll knock you out!

Apologize: 0

Normally I'd tell you to drop and give me twenty push ups, but I'll let it go this time.

Brag: 1

I'll admit it, sure. You do have pretty big ankles. Way to go!

Call Name: -3

Yeah? Well you're a simpering noodle head!

Cheer Up: 3

I never looked at it that way. The more flab there is in this town, the more potential clients I have.

Complain: -4

Aw. If life is that tough, why don't you write a sad song about it?

Compliment: 3

Yes, if muscles were brains I'd be a genius.

Cry: -2

Did that hurt? Huh? Did it? You little baby? Did I hurt you? You want to arm wrestle?

Entertain: 3

Wow. I've never seen someone who could make their stomach look like a hippo.

Flirt: 3

Yes, my feet are tired... Oh, you sly boy.

Give Opinion: -2

Yes, there's definitely such thing as being TOO big. When you can see veins in your head, that's enough.

Gossip: 2

I think you're right. Dusty definitely seems to be pulling in his stomach when I walk by.

Insult: -4

Can it, pipsqueak. You think calling me a muscle bound bimbo actually hurts my feelings?

Intimidate: -4

You're about as intimidating as an unwashed sweatband.

Joke: 3

Ha ha ha! Is that really what your football coach said to your volleyball team?

Jibba Jabba: 3

Like, wow! That reminds me of my surfing days. Radical!

Rude Gesture: -8

Is that some new kind of workout?

Talk about Aliens: -1

Of all the pictures I've seen of aliens, they really look like they could use some protein.

Talk about Art: 2

Naturally I collect classical Greek sculptures. I love their finely sculpted muscles and handsome faces.

Talk about Books: 0

Don't you find the concept of an exercise book a bit of a paradox?

Talk about Cars: 2

Sure I own 4 classic cars, but I never use them. Cars are for looking, not for driving.

Talk about Computers: 0

If you want a good finger work out, sure, I guess computers are good for your health.

Talk about Construction: 4

There no better job for muscles than building a skyscraper. Like Ewan... what a looker!

Talk about Cooking: 3

I enjoy dessert now and then, sure. In fact, I know a great recipe for lemon tart. All you need is vanilla, lemon, and sugar.

Talk about Crime: -2

It's not a crime to disqualify your opponent in a body building competition by hitting... okay, yes it is.

Talk about Dancing: 3

Head over to Club Xizzle if you want to be hypnotized while you exercise.

Talk about Exercise: 5

It's all about technique, [player]. Proper technique!

Talk about Games: 3

If you own a giant leather medicine ball, you're set for life.

Talk about Graveyards: -3

Quiet! I just can't stand the thought of lying still for that long! I need to be active!

Talk about Health: 3

Personally, I think I keep more people healthy than doctors do.

Talk about Hobbies: 1

Hobbies? Gosh. I guess I do like to sit down on a sofa every once and a while and just think.

Talk about Home: 3

The gym is like my second home! I just wish it didn't smell like dirty socks. And the treadmill doesn't make a very good bed, either.

Talk about Home Decor: 1

I misplaced a Miss Urbverse trophy last year. It bummed me out, but no worries... I have four more.

Talk about Hygiene: 0

Okay, so I take four showers a day. That's only fair to the people around me.

Talk about Jail: 1

Those poor prisoners. They don't even have a chin up bar to keep their arms in shape.

Talk about Jobs: -3

Shooting hoops down in Urbania is probably the healthiest money you'll make all year.

Talk about Miniopolis: 2

It's nice to live in a city where everyone walks. Take SimCity?¸ for example. Ha! Flab central.

Talk about Movies: -1

People use movies to substitute fake experience for what they'd like to do in real life.

Talk about Music: 3

Music with a solid beat is great for exercising, but it's always better when it's disco.

Talk about Nature: 3

Nature gave me this body and I'm not letting anything take it away.

Talk about Ninjas: 1

If you ever find this ninja maybe you could tell him or her that I'd love to have them teach a class.

Talk about Politics: 1

I just heard the phrase "flex her political muscles" but I don't think it had anything to do with me.

Talk about Rep Groups: 1

Two years ago I never thought I'd be mixing with the Richies. But now I am a Richie and it feels goooooood.

Talk about Science: 2

I suppose fitness training is a kind of science, so just call me Doctor Waters.

Talk about Shopping: 2

You can get good exercise when shopping so long as you keep moving, even when you're buying something.

Talk about Simoleons: 2

No matter what you make, you couldn't afford to hire me as your personal trainer.

Talk about Sleeping: 2

I'm on the Edison sleep plan: 4 hours awake, 15 minutes of sleep. All day, every day.

Talk about Sports: 2

I just joined a rugby league, which is fun, though it's not as physical as I'd hoped.

Talk about TV: -3

Unless you're watching my fitness program, turn off your idiot box. It will only make you squishy.

Talk about Theatre: -4

The only time I work with actors is when a director wants to make another stupid gladiator movie.

Talk about Travel: -2

I travel quite a bit for my job, but it's always too far to jog. That's unfortunate.

Talk about Work: 3

Look for my chain of fitness centers to open up around the country. I think I'll call it "Waters' Torture".

Talk about the Bayou: -2

I have been trying to get the city to pave over that bog and build a running track. No luck.

Talk about the Carnival: 2

I got my start in the circus doing death defying stunts. I probably still have it in me somewhere.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: -2

It's a bad habit [player]. Don't you know coffee stunts muscle growth?

Talk about the Cosmos: -1

If it goes on forever, you'll be contemplating it forever, so what's the point?

Talk about the Law: 1

There should be a law that requires people to walk 15 miles a day.

Talk about the Lounge: -1

I've never been there. I get seasick pretty easily.

Talk about the Market: 2

I really recommend you pick up a set of free weights there. I saw some on sale a while back.

Talk about the Museum: -3

Until they get a statue of this body in that museum, they can't say they know anything about art.

Talk about the Newspaper: -3

No, I don't have any coupons in the paper you cheapskate.

Talk about the River: -3

Swimming is the best kind of exercise, but not when you're in danger of being poisoned.

Talk about the Supernatural: 1

Running from ghosts is probably good exercise. Have you seen any lately?

Talk about the University: -2

Judging by most of the students I've seen, I'd say studying makes you soft and flabby.

Talk about the Weather: 1

I've had so many students pass out from the heat that I am considering installing an air conditioner.

Talk about the World: -3

I've been all over the world and it depresses me to admit that this is one of the flabbiest cities around.

Tease: -5

Nobody has called me Tubby since the fifth grade! Where did you hear that!

Tell a Bad Pun: -1

I don't find this sort of humor compelling.

Tell a Secret: -2

I don't want to be responsible for your secrets. Go tell one of the carnival animals.

Hug

You don't really want me to crush you like an aluminum can, do you?

Kiss

If you try that again I'll fatten your lip with my forehead.

Gift (Accept)

Thank you. What a kind gesture... or is it a bribe? Ah, it doesn't matter.

Gift (Reject)

I don't have any need for something like that.

Errand (Accept)

As a matter of fact, I need you to take this romance novel to [Sim] right away. Thanks!

Errand (Reject)

I don't have any chores for you right now, sorry.

moveinacc

Sure I'll move in with you. You can be my spotter when I'm bench pressing.

Move In (Reject)

Thanks, but your house just doesn't cut it. You don't even have a sauna, do you?

Silent Treatment

I'm not talking to you today. Didn't you get the message?