Maximillian Moore Conversation

Annoy: -3

Look: the more you annoy me the less likely I am to save you in an emergency.

Apologize: 1

I will accept your apology so long as we do not shake hands. Thank you.

Brag: -2

Brag about what? You don't seem to have accomplished anything interesting.

Call Name: -4

Have you no imagination? I've been called worse things... things with six or seven syllables.

Cheer Up: 2

So it's official? Vitamin C doesn't help against colds? Excellent! That means I'll sell more medicine.

Complain: -3

You'll never get into medical school with that attitude. Actually, you won't get in period.

Compliment: 2

Why thank you. I try to wash, comb, and tease it three times a day.

Cry: -2

Please don't get all lachrymose on me or I will sew up your tear ducts.

Entertain: 2

Yes, it really does look like you are pulling your thumb off. How fascinating.

Flirt: 3

Gosh... thanks sweetie-pie.

Give Opinion: 1

That's the spirit my friend. Express your opinion openly and deal with the consequences.

Gossip: -3

I am appalled that you would spread such slander about our dear city.

Insult: -6

I'd prefer that you use the proper terminology when insulting me.

Intimidate: -3

Oh my, oh my. You're not nearly as frightening as a flu virus. But good try.

Joke: 2

Ha ha! Yes I see. The doctor was really prescribing sleeping pills to the narcoleptic!

Jibba Jabba: 3

Heh. Okay, let me try: For rizzle my mizzle dizzle? Heck yizzle!

Rude Gesture: -6

I don't know what that means, just don't bring it near me.

Talk about Aliens: 0

If they came here, they'd be killed by our germs. It's happened before.

Talk about Art: -1

I like pictures of brains and livers, but that seems to scare people.

Talk about Books: 2

I read a book about a man who transferred his mind into a computer. That would be nice.

Talk about Cars: 2

As a doctor I am required to drive a fancy car. Otherwise people will not know how talented I am.

Talk about Computers: 3

Fortunately, intelligent machines have made it possible for me to never touch my patients.

Talk about Construction: 0

Building sites throw up a lot of dust and dirt and disease. I'd steer clear of them if I were you.

Talk about Cooking: 1

Whenever I can I make my grandmother's special red velvet cake. It's a tasty recipe. You only need strawberries, chocolate, and vanilla to make the magic happen.

Talk about Crime: -1

I find that most of my patients like to sneak off with a few tongue depressors.

Talk about Dancing: -2

I tried dancing once. But as soon as I started to sweat, I realized how dangerous dancing really is.

Talk about Exercise: 2

I recommend jogging or talking daily walks... that way you stay healthy and out of my office.

Talk about Games: 3

Did you know 4 out of 5 doctors in SimCity?¸ agree that playing video games is good for your heart?

Talk about Graveyards: -2

Oh no, I plan to live forever, somehow, so don't bother me with talk of graveyards.

Talk about Health: 2

Doctors recommend washing your hands at least 3 times a day. I think that figure is off by 122.

Talk about Hobbies: 1

I love to golf, but because I am allergic to grass and pollen, I golf from inside a plastic bubble.

Talk about Home: 1

My house is made of antibacterial wood. You never can be too cautious, you know.

Talk about Home Decor: 2

You know, I just gave away my old Periodic Table poster. It's still in pretty good condition.

Talk about Hygiene: -1

My job is to keep healthy people staying healthy... which is why I don't like sick people bothering me.

Talk about Jail: 1

I got tired of running down to the jail to examine people in prison, so this year I just sent a box of bandages.

Talk about Jobs: -2

Have you ever operated on a lawn gnome? Soon you'll have your chance.

Talk about Miniopolis: 0

I was a country doctor last year, but those people kept asking me to heal their stupid chickens.

Talk about Movies: -2

Go to a film? Do you know how many germs people leave behind in those seats!

Talk about Music: 2

I don't know why, but hip-hop and heavy metal really calm my nerves when I'm performing heart surgery.

Talk about Nature: -2

In my opinion nature is at the root of all our problems. If we could just get rid of it, we'd be okay.

Talk about Ninjas: 0

I don't have the slightest idea of what you are referring to.

Talk about Politics: 3

It's remarkable how much influence I can have over a politician after I tell them they have 2 months to live.

Talk about Rep Groups: 0

Somehow, despite my education and wealth, I fell in with all the Nerdies. They're the only people who will play collectible card games with me.

Talk about Science: 1

If it weren't for science we wouldn't live as long as we do. Now, if only science can solve overpopulation.

Talk about Shopping: 2

Is spending 10 percent of each paycheck on soaps, bleaches, and disinfectants too much? I don't think so.

Talk about Simoleons: 3

I charge people to talk to me, to consult with me, to yell at me, and to cry near me.

Talk about Sleeping: 1

Get 8 hours of sleep a night or get none. It's better to stay awake than tease yourself.

Talk about Sports: 3

I treat so many people for sports related injuries... It's sad, but it's how I make money. So keep them coming!

Talk about TV: 1

TV shows about doctors are exaggerated. I spend most of my day building little models out of tongue depressors.

Talk about Theatre: -1

You really notice how much people cough when you see a play. Ugh.

Talk about Travel: -3

I don't like to move around. Just stepping outside is a risk I am reluctant to take.

Talk about Work: 1

In the 10 years I've been a doctor, I've learned a thing or two about life. I'm not telling you though.

Talk about the Bayou: -3

A ghastly place. Do you realize how many diseases and parasites are breeding out there?

Talk about the Carnival: 2

Our carnival boasts some of the weirdest, dirtiest creatures on earth. And the freak show is cool too.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 2

I drink coffee before performing operations to get rid of my headaches and shaky hands.

Talk about the Cosmos: 3

I bought a star and named it after myself. I'm trying to collect as many as I can.

Talk about the Law: -2

Did you know people can sue me for ACCIDENTALLY leaving a couple tools inside a patient after sewing him up?

Talk about the Lounge: -2

I don't go there very often. Did someone tell you I did? Because I don't. I can stop anytime.

Talk about the Market: -1

I worry that the fruits and vegetables at the market are infected with bugs or saturated with awful chemicals.

Talk about the Museum: 3

Did you get a chance to see the medieval medicine exhibit? I loved the bit about leeches and blisters.

Talk about the Newspaper: 1

I like sharing a building with the Miniopolis Chronicle, but the smell of newspaper ink makes me dizzy.

Talk about the River: -2

That river is a mosquito's paradise. Stay away from those little pests.

Talk about the Supernatural: 0

Everyone knows ghosts and goblins are a bunch of hooey. But gnomes are definitely real.

Talk about the University: 3

I didn't go to this university. I went to school in SimCity?. Go Mainframes!

Talk about the Weather: -3

Heat... humidity... whatever it is, it's making me miserable.

Talk about the World: -1

The world is getting smaller and smaller, and diseases are getting meaner and meaner.

Tease: -3

For the last time, this is not a wig you foolish person!

Tell a Bad Pun: 2

That joke is so dirty it's bound to make me ill!

Tell a Secret: 2

Oh good. I though I was the only one who hated touching door knobs and elevator buttons.

Hug

Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

Kiss

Do you know how many germs are in a person's mouth?

Gift (Accept)

How nice of you. Just put it there on the ground.

Gift (Reject)

Please, keep that away! I don't know where it's been.

Errand (Accept)

Yes, hurry! I need you to deliver this report to [Sim] ASAP!

Errand (Reject)

I don't have any errands for you to run at this time, sorry.

moveinacc

Sure, why not? So long as you don't mind the smell of bleach.

Move In (Reject)

I don't think so, [player]. No offense but you're just not... clean smelling.

Silent Treatment

Please go away before you hurt someone.