Luthor L. Bigbucks Conversation

Annoy: -1

No, I don't want to see another impersonation of my Father.

Apologize: -1

Not accepted! Not until you run around town chanting "Luther is my Hero, Luther is the King!"

Brag: 2

That's not as interesting as the time I scored 17 points in 3 seconds in my kindergarten basketball game.

Call Name: -2

Luther Loser? Is that the best you can do? My Father's marketing company could coin 100 better in an hour.

Cheer Up: 3

Gosh, no one has described me using the words handsome, brilliant, and powerful in the SAME sentence.

Complain: -1

If you were referring to YOU, then yes, your life does seem to be pointless.

Compliment: 4

Thank you. It's nice to finally hear you acknowledge the obvious.

Cry: -2

Aw, look at the little baby!

Entertain: 2

Stupendous! Is that the only impression of a village idiot you do?

Flirt: 3

Oh yeah. I like chocolate sundaes too. Good idea.

Give Opinion: -1

Who cares what you think? The only thing that matters is what I think you think.

Gossip: 0

I heard that Ewan fellow takes herbal supplements to make him look bigger, things like vitamins and minerals. Don't be fooled.

Insult: -3

Good one, dullard. Have you been practicing that insult on yourself?

Intimidate: -3

The stock market fell by how much!? Oh no!

Jibba Jabba: 3

Heck yeah! I know just how you feel, dude.

Joke: -1

Sigh. You peasants and your dull humor. Why do you even bother?

Rude Gesture: -6

Is that the best you got?

Talk about Aliens: -2

It's all lies man. Nerdy stuff. I'd sooner believe in vampires.

Talk about Art: -1

Nothing bores me faster than a painting. I'd rather have a postcard of a sports car.

Talk about Books: -1

I don't bother with them. Never have. Even so, somehow I graduated college.

Talk about Cars: 1

He who reaches age 30 with the most mileage in a sports-car wins. Haven't you heard that rule?

Talk about Computers: 2

Have you seen my website? You should check it out. If you sign up before the new year I'll send you an autographed picture.

Talk about Construction: -2

I thought we lived in a free country! Huh? Then tell me why Father can't tear down Urbania and build a stadium... construction codes? Bah!

Talk about Cooking: 0

I can do the basics: Pour cereal and heat soup. But for dessert I like carameled apples. All you need is a cup of sugar, a splash of vanilla, and an apple. Easy.

Talk about Crime: -3

I'll tell you what the real crime is! Taxes! So what if nobody in Miniopolis has to pay them... just the word makes me angry!

Talk about Dancing: 1

I'm at Club Xizzle all the time with Lottie. I doubt you'll ever get in, but if you do don't forget to bring some Beads.

Talk about Exercise: 2

I'm in the Glasstown gym wailing on my pecs at least once a day. Oh yeah.

Talk about Games: 2

I don't play games, but I do wait exactly 4 days before calling a girl back.

Talk about Graveyards: -1

The city won't let Father build a pyramid in the graveyard! They say it's because they're saving space, but I know they're just jealous.

Talk about Health: 2

Technically, skydiving isn't BAD for my health. Hitting the ground is what hurts.

Talk about Hobbies: 2

Pheasant hunting, I like that. And fox hunting. And bear hunting too. And elephant... gosh I guess I just like shooting animals.

Talk about Home: 1

When father is finished with his penthouse, he's building me another just like it, only mine will have a bungee jumping ledge.

Talk about Home Decor: 1

I want to decorate my home with ivy.

Talk about Hygiene: -2

Perfect. I couldn't think of anything worse to talk about than the weather... but you've done it. Hygiene is even more tedious.

Talk about Jail: 0

If you ever meet someone who's been in prison, steer clear. They're all mental.

Talk about Jobs: -1

Don't ask me. I don't work.

Talk about Miniopolis: 3

When Father owns every single bit of property in the city I am going to ask him to rename the Sim Quarter... we'll call it "Luthor Land"!

Talk about Movies: 2

This city is getting dreary. You think I should produce a film? We could shoot it here and call it "The Prince of Miniopolis" starring me.

Talk about Music: 3

What's with all the Hip-Hop and Soul and R and B and Zydeco? It's all trash! Whatever happened to good old-fashioned Ska?

Talk about Nature: 1

I am particularly interested in beachfront property on the west coast, but I haven't been able to find any big enough.

Talk about Ninjas: -2

Okay, that's it, pal. No more ninja talk, or I go bonkers.

Talk about Politics: 1

Father has shown me how to handle politicians. All it takes is a handshake and a smile... a very expensive handshake.

Talk about Rep Groups: 3

If you want to get in good with the Richies, I'm your man. I call the shots.

Talk about Science: 2

I can hit a baseball so hard that even the best scientists can't predict when or where it will land.

Talk about Shopping: 2

Shopping is great, but it's only dramatic when regular people do it, when you have to actually decide between two things rather than buy both. Weird!

Talk about Simoleons: 3

Few people appreciate the problems and complications that owning vast quantities of money just doesn't bring.

Talk about Sleeping: -2

Sleep gives us the ambition to dream, but robs us of the time needed to carry them out.

Talk about Sports: 2

As the captain of the soccer, football, baseball, swimming and wrestling teams, I often have to play a few matches at once... easy.

Talk about TV: 1

I don't have time to watch television because I'm constantly ON television.

Talk about Theatre: 1

A pity I don't live in ancient Rome. I'd have liked to see the gladiators pick on helpless prisoners.

Talk about Travel: -1

We Bigbucks used to have Paradise Island all to ourselves until some jerk brought the tourists.

Talk about Work: -3

You mean manual labor? No thanks! Try someone else.

Talk about the Bayou: 2

Perfect place for a frat party. Now all this city needs is a couple fraternities.

Talk about the Carnival: 3

The only reason the carnival is in town is because Father hired them for my 18th birthday... which is in 2 years.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 2

I don't usually date girls in manufacturing, but that Lottie Cash is something else.

Talk about the Cosmos: 3

I'm the only heavenly body anybody in this town needs to worry about.

Talk about the Law: 2

Father always says the law doesn't apply to him. I don't know quite how, but he's probably right.

Talk about the Lounge: 2

Sooner or later Father is going to buy that boat and turn it into something special. I need SOMEWHERE to hang my clothes.

Talk about the Market: -2

Walking through there is like falling into a hermit's toy chest.

Talk about the Museum: -2

That stupid museum refuses to display the golf ball I hit two hole- in-ones with... sure it was mini-golf! Those are tough fairways.

Talk about the Newspaper: -2

That newspaper hasn't ONCE run a front page story on my incredible sporting achievements!

Talk about the River: -1

There's some worthless property in the river. An island swarming with little mammals.

Talk about the Supernatural: -1

That nonsense is a bunch of silliness some people invented to keep you paranoid.

Talk about the University: 0

I have a PhD in business, but I don't know where from. Father just handed it to me one day.

Talk about the Weather: 0

I can't think of anything more common to talk about than the weather.

Talk about the World: 2

The idea of someone owning the whole world was pretty silly 100 years ago. But today, I think it could happen.

Tease: -3

No, you idiot, I shaved my head!

Tell a Bad Pun: 2

Hey, where are your manners... you sly dog! Ha!

Tell a Secret: 2

Yes, it's better that I know more about you than you know about me... better for me I mean.

Hug

I'd sooner hug a rabid alligator.

Kiss

Get in line, girl!

Gift (Accept)

I thought I was the man who had everything, but I've never seen this. Thanks.

Gift (Reject)

What could you possibly give me that I wouldn't throw away?

Errand (Accept)

Yeah, could you deliver my keys to [Sim]?

Errand (Reject)

Nothing today, man.

Move In (Reject)

Are you kidding me? My dog's house is bigger than yours.

Silent Treatment

Beat it, [Player]. I got nothing to say to you.