Moogoo Monkey (Working Title)

Lottie Cash Conversation


Annoy: -2

[Player], get a life! You are so lame!


Apologize: 1

Thanks. Now try to get my parents to say that to me.


Brag: -2

Wow, big deal! So you have your own house and everything. I'm so impressed. NOT!


Call Name: -3

Clever. Is that the only word you know that rhymes with "spork"?


Cheer Up: -2

How can I be happy when my world is crashing down around me? Did you know that I can only afford to buy 10 compact discs a week?


Complain: -2

You think YOU have it bad? I'm the one who doesn't get to live in my parent's mansion rent-free anymore!


Compliment: 3

Thanks. You really know how to make a girl feel more important than everyone in the entire world... which is true, of course.


Cry: -1

Oh my gosh! You are such a little baby! That is SO funny.


Entertain: 2

WOW! Did you learn to walk on your hands when you were in jail or something?


Flirt: 3

Ha ha ha! Oh yeah. Be as saucy as you like.


Give Opinion: 0

Huh? I don't mean to sound insulting but you're too smart. Like, you're stupid smart.


Gossip: 3

Yeah I know! It's weird how many people pretend to have money but really don't.


Insult: -6

Yeah? And if I had a face like yours I'd bury it!


Intimidate: -2

If you do that one more time I'm going to call my parents and have them sic their bodyguard on you!


Jibba Jabba: 3

Heck yeah! Speak it, [player]. Speak it!


Joke: 2

I love blonde jokes, because I have totally met some dumb blondes. You'd be surprised how true they are.


Rude Gesture: -6

Ugh! You are SO immature. Thhhppptt!


Talk about Aliens: 1

What I want to know is this: if we visited other planets with life on them, would they still be the aliens or would we?


Talk about Art: 1

My parents buy me lots of paintings: Van Gogh, Monet, DaVinci. But they're weird, so I hang them in my bathroom.


Talk about Books: 2

I tried to read my first book the other day! It was called "Telephone Directory." I think it was a long poem or something.


Talk about Cars: -2

I used to have one car for every week of the year, but my mom made me sell 30 of them when I moved here.


Talk about Computers: 1

Using a computer to shop online is hard because you can't try on the clothes first. So I just buy everything then send back what doesn't fit.


Talk about Construction: 2

Crystal wants to meet that totally cute construction guy, but I think he's more my type.


Talk about Cooking: 0

I'm on that special diet, the Fatkens Method. So I cook a lot of low-carb stuff. Like low-carb chocolate cake. Just 2 helpings of chocolate and 1 helping of sugar.


Talk about Crime: -3

You know what's a crime? My parents reducing my allowance to 500 Simoleons a week! That's child abuse, hello!


Talk about Dancing: 3

Of course I go dancing! Crystal and I like to shake our booties to the bump of bass every other night at Club Xizzle!


Talk about Exercise: 2

Duh! I don't get to look this hot pouring coffee. No way. This body hits the gym every day.


Talk about Games: 2

I like the game where my dad pulls a 1000 Simoleon note out of my ear and gives it to me. Don't all dads do that?


Talk about Graveyards: -2

You sure know how to depress a person don't you?


Talk about Health: 1

I like to try every diet that comes around... or sometimes 2 or 3 at a time just so I'm not biased.


Talk about Hobbies: 2

Spending money is my favorite hobby, duh! If I can't bling-bling, I'm all like blah-blah.


Talk about Home: -1

I live in my own apartment now, but it is SO tiny! I don't even have room for a second bowling alley.


Talk about Home Decor: 1

I'd rather look at a statue of myself than into a mirror. The less pores the better.


Talk about Hygiene: -3

Talk about gross! I just had to clean my own toilet for the first time in my life! Next time I'm using a brush!


Talk about Jail: 1

I'm sure jail isn't as bad as everybody says. And by everybody I mean people I have never actually talked to.


Talk about Jobs: 0

Have you ever played Bombard over in the Sim Quarter? It's tough! The secret is to get a good burst of speed before bumping someone.


Talk about Miniopolis: -3

Living in the city is tough. I mean, I actually have to work and pay my own rent! That's not fair! How is that possible?


Talk about Movies: 2

Hello? I love movies! My idol is, like, the actress Anita Tension! Did you know Pritchard once worked with her?


Talk about Music: 3

I like any kind of music that goes "boom cha boom cha." You know, real heavy dance stuff you can feel but can't hear. Wicked!


Talk about Nature: 0

Whatever, you know. I mean, what's nature ever done for me? I'll leave it alone if it leaves me alone.


Talk about Ninjas: 0

Whoa dude. You are, like, such a geek.


Talk about Politics: -2

I wish I lived in a country with a king or queen so people wouldn't constantly bug me, saying "You gotta vote, Lottie!"


Talk about Rep Groups: 0

As IF! No way would I leave the Richies. Not even if you paid me a million... actually, would you pay me a million if I did?


Talk about Science: 3

Scientists should invent a world where everybody is happy and nobody has to work... except the people who cook for me, clean for me, and drive me around.


Talk about Shopping: 1

I can't shop as much as I used to, so I just browse. But that usually leads to me rolling around on the floor, screaming and crying.


Talk about Simoleons: -2

I THOUGHT I was going to get this huge inheritance but my parents have started donating loads of it to charity.


Talk about Sleeping: -2

Now that I have to work I have this weird clock that, like, makes noise to wake you up before you even want to!


Talk about Sports: 2

When I asked my daddy to buy me a soccer team, he said "Miniopolis doesn't have a soccer team." So I said, "Well, start one!"


Talk about TV: 0

After work I'm too tired to do anything but watch television. I think I sleep on my couch more than I sleep on my bed now.


Talk about Theatre: 3

I've been hanging out around the theater trying to get Pritchard to notice me, and I finally managed to get his autograph... 16 times.


Talk about Travel: 2

I told my parents I wanted to be a professional traveler and they asked, "How will you make money?" And I said, "I'll use yours, duh!"


Talk about Work: -4

I am so SICK of the smell of coffee! I need to wear nose plugs or something.


Talk about the Bayou: 0

I keep hearing stories about the strange people out there. Some say they're crazy, others say they're loony.


Talk about the Carnival: 3

It will be totally awesome having the carnival in town. Anything that distracts me from reality gets my money.


Talk about the Coffee Shop: 0

I work at a coffee shop in the next town over. Why? Because I don't want anyone in this town to see me working!


Talk about the Cosmos: 3

I believe the stars influence our lives, I do! Like whenever a new Anita Tension film comes out, I try to dress like her.


Talk about the Law: -3

Isn't there some law that says, like, if my parents are being totally lame, I can get new ones?


Talk about the Lounge: 0

It doesn't make any sense to me to spend money without knowing that you'll get something in return.


Talk about the Market: -2

I don't know why people are so into buying junk there. It's all used! Who wants to sit in a chair that someone else has sat in before?


Talk about the Museum: -3

Earth to boring dork! Museums are where dead things go to die. You won't catch me there.


Talk about the Newspaper: -2

I don't read the newspaper because the plot isn't very interesting and I can't keep track of the characters.


Talk about the River: 2

People say it's a beautiful river to swim in, but I wouldn't know. I don't like being in water that doesn't have chlorine.


Talk about the Supernatural: 1

Last time I went to a s?ce I asked to speak to the ghost of an old prince. I thought I'd ask them for a loan or something.


Talk about the University: 1

Just last month, for the first time in my life, I thought, "Lottie, you should see what that university thing is all about."


Talk about the Weather: 2

I am SO glad the sun shines 24-7 in Miniopolis. Too much moisture is bad for my skin and ruins my hairstyles.


Talk about the World: 2

I learn a lot about the world from my job. Reading the bags of coffee beans has taught me the names of so many countries.


Tease: -5

Don't tease me, that's not fair! I'm not going to pour coffee forever! It's just a stepping stone... to never working ever again!


Tell a Bad Pun: 3

Gross! Do you know any more like that?


Tell a Secret: -1

Fine, whatever. What I really need to know is how to get a better job. Do you know anyone in the film industry?


Hug

I'd sooner have a dead snake wrapped around my neck.


Kiss

Ew! Not even my dog is that desperate.


Gift (Accept)

For me? Wow! I don't deserve th- Oh who am I kidding. Of course I deserve this.


Gift (Reject)

What on earth would I do with a silly thing like that?


Errand (Accept)

Oh my gosh, yes. Can you take this picture to [Sim]? Don't mention whom it's from.


Errand (Reject)

Mmmm, nope. Can't think of anything.


moveinacc

Okay! That'd be killer! We're going to have such an awesome time.


Move In (Reject)

Sorry, [player], but your pad is way too cramped.


Silent Treatment

Talk to the hand, creep!