Lincoln Broadsheet Other Text
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Dictionary 
A combination dictionary, thesaurus, and doorstop.
Housewarming
Your place is alright... I'm just not feeling it.
Typewriter
Where do you plug this thing in? Where is the screen? Where is the disk drive? Why is it - But of course! It's manual typewriter! So grab a ream of paper and start writing your epic novel.
Food
Cocoa Apple Cake 
A strange and delightful new recipe imported from SimValley, take our word for it: this is the next big thing.
Gossip
Darius - Talk about the Newspaper
Lincoln wants to do an article on Club Xizzle, but that'd blow its cover.
Crystal - Talk about the Newspaper
I asked Lincoln for a job once and he was all like, "I need a journalist, not a marketer."
Roxanna Moxie - Talk about the Newspaper
Lincoln gives us good rates on advertising so long as we give him free game tokens.
Pritchard Locksley - Talk about the Newspaper
Lincoln is a very kind critic. His last review of a play I was in said "Pritchard... is... in... this... play." Nice eh?
Harlan King - Talk about the Newspaper
Before Lincoln set up his wonderful paper, this city got all its news through rumor and gossip.
Ewan Watahmee - Talk about the Newspaper
The guy who runs the paper, he's a good man. A little paranoid, but a good man.
Cannonball Coleman - Talk about the Newspaper
You won't meet a finer reporter than Mr. Broadsheet. Without him we'd be a bunch of ignorant fools.
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Talk about Pets
I have my pet rabbit to thank for my interest in journalism. Why? Well... isn't it obvious?
Hug Accept
Come here, you!
Kiss Accept
Oh!
Accept Roommate
Sure, I'll live with you, buddy. But be warned: I stay up late.