Moogoo Monkey (Working Title)

Lily Gates Conversation


Annoy: -2

That's quite enough of that, you young monster! I have work to do.


Apologize: 0

That didn't sound sincere. But legally I am obligated to accept your apology.


Brag: -1

Fascinating. But everybody is good at something. So unless you're a certified genius, I'm not impressed.


Call Name: -5

How terribly rude you petty, conniving dirt bag!


Cheer Up: 0

Life could be worse, you're right. I could be on jury duty for example.


Complain: -1

If you don't like the way we do things around here then you can find two other rich and powerful people to bother.


Compliment: 4

Thank you very kindly. Nobody has ever complimented me on my posture before.


Cry: -2

Oh dear. Could you... could you do that somewhere else?


Entertain: 2

Oh, that's cute. Where did you learn that trick?


Flirt: 3

Stop it, you're making me blush! On the other hand, I could really use some pink in my cheeks.


Give Opinion: -2

You THINK that's your opinion. But I could find ten witnesses who would tell me otherwise.


Gossip: 0

Kris has been secretly reading my law books at night. What does she think she's doing... learning!?


Insult: -6

I don't have to take insults from you! I get plenty from Daddy Bigbucks!


Intimidate: -2

Verbally or physically intimidating another person is in violation of Miniopolis code 122.3a section 4 paragraph C. Or is it section C paragraph 4?


Jibba Jabba: 3

I suppose we all have to have our jargon. I've got my legalese and you've got your jizzle bizzle bazzle wazzle whatever.


Joke: 1

Wait... tell me again. Why did the man throw the lawyer off the train?


Rude Gesture: -6

Oh, gosh. I don't know what to say exactly. Thank you for that oddly unsettling display of dexterity.


Talk about Aliens: -2

I don't think we should let aliens from another planet work here unless they have a work permit.


Talk about Art: 1

I have a confession to make... snow-globes are the only art form I like. That's it.


Talk about Books: -2

Sometimes I think my law books are the only real friends I have, and that depresses me.


Talk about Cars: -1

I parked my car somewhere around the building a few years ago... and I was never able to find it again.


Talk about Computers: 3

Thank heavens for computers! Now it takes me half as long to find twice as many reasons to sue people!


Talk about Construction: -2

Bigbucks is always building something around here. But all that noise is driving me batty.


Talk about Cooking: 2

You know, I've been so busy I haven't cooked my own meal in three or four years. I wonder if I still know how to boil water?


Talk about Crime: 2

If you're a victim, I'm tough on crime. But if you're the criminal, then I'm actually pretty easy on crime.


Talk about Dancing: -2

I wouldn't dream of going dancing! I'm so uptight I can barely tie my own shoes so what makes you think I could dance?


Talk about Exercise: 0

I carry very large books from my shelves to this desk forty or fifty times a day. Does that count?


Talk about Games: 2

Learning to play chess improved my logic skills considerably. And it helped me see the world in black and white too.


Talk about Graveyards: -1

You should stay away from that place, [player]. People go in there and they don't come out alive.


Talk about Health: -1

The university was a much better place when it was a law school. Now it's mostly a hospital! I mean, what good are hospitals?


Talk about Hobbies: -2

My only real hobby is filing my old cases in alphabetical order, but... Wait. That's really depressing isn't it?


Talk about Home: -1

Most nights my office is my home. I keep a sleeping bag in my desk and a pillow nearby at all times.


Talk about Home Decor: 0

I wish I hadn't sold my "justice" statue... sometimes I need a reminder of what it is I am supposed to be doing.


Talk about Hygiene: 0

Miniopolis civil code explicitly forbids any citizen from wetting themselves in public. You have been warned.


Talk about Jail: 3

I spent one night in jail back in my wild college days. Actually, it was for a fundraiser and it wasn't a real jail.


Talk about Jobs: 2

I would recommend attending university and studying as hard as possible.


Talk about Miniopolis: 2

If you want culture and local flair, you go to Urbania or the Sim Quarter. For anything else stay in Glasstown.


Talk about Movies: -2

Oh phooey! All those movies they make about lawyers yelling and screaming and fainting... It's all too tame!


Talk about Music: 1

I am a bit of a wild one when it comes to music. My friends can't believe I actually listen to Lite-Jazz and Barbershop. They aren't as adventurous as me!


Talk about Nature: -2

Nature has gotten away with breaking too many laws: Building without a permit and trespassing on private property to name a few!


Talk about Ninjas: 0

What in heaven's name are you talking about? What is a ninja?


Talk about Politics: 2

When playing politics it doesn't matter what you say, so long as you say it well and with a smile.


Talk about Rep Groups: 0

There used to be so many more: The Beaties, the Dudies, The Punkies, the Prancies, the Gothies, the Jetties... they're all gone now, but my beloved Richies remain.


Talk about Science: -2

I hear scientists have made a serum that makes people tell the truth. What a terrible idea! I make a living out of lying!


Talk about Shopping: 3

I'm usually so busy researching that I like to buy something totally random, just for a fleeting sense of adventure!


Talk about Simoleons: 4

Originally I thought I wanted to be a lawyer because I loved arguing cases. Pretty soon however, I realized it was the money I liked.


Talk about Sleeping: 0

The only way I can get to sleep without feeling guilty is to work until I pass out at my desk.


Talk about Sports: -1

Studying law is like a professional sport and... no, they aren't anything alike, actually. Sorry. Just trying to relate.


Talk about TV: -2

Courtroom TV shows are the reason I became a lawyer. Now they're the reason I hate TV.


Talk about Theatre: 0

Theater? Do we have one in this town? I really need to get out a little more.


Talk about Travel: -1

I don't usually go too far from the office. There's always work to be done.


Talk about Work: 1

I love my desk and my office and my chair and my books and my boss and... do I sound like I'm overcompensating?


Talk about the Bayou: -1

Never been down there, but Daddy Bigbucks says it's wretched. So there's no reason to see for myself.


Talk about the Carnival: 2

Golly, I have always wanted to go to an exciting carnival. In fact, I'd settle for ANY carnival!


Talk about the Coffee Shop: 2

I'll admit I have a love for coffee. I must go through 4 or 5... maybe 6 pots a days.


Talk about the Cosmos: 2

I use the cosmos to keep me on schedule. When I see the sun it means work, and when I see the stars it means work with the lights on.


Talk about the Law: 4

I don't mean to be rude, but I am the legal expert here. So anything YOU say can't and won't be used in a court of law!


Talk about the Lounge: 3

It is illegal in this city to play games of any kind. That's why they moved Moogoo Monkey to the Riverboat.


Talk about the Market: -2

I don't know what you're talking about, but if there are real fleas there then NO THANKS. I don't need that right now.


Talk about the Museum: -1

Museums are not for me. There is nothing more depressing than hanging on to old junk after it has outlived its purpose.


Talk about the Newspaper: -2

That dratted newspaper! I'm tired of them publishing so many lies! And I'm tired of them publishing all those truths too!


Talk about the River: 0

I have no opinion of the river running through Miniopolis. How can I have an opinion of something I've never seen?


Talk about the Supernatural: 2

Whether it's belief in the supernatural or the color of the sky, what I believe depends on who is paying me.


Talk about the University: 2

Bigbucks donated one-billion Simoleons to the university to help drama, literature, and other useless programs because he doesn't want any business competition.


Talk about the Weather: -2

I wish it rained here. Then I wouldn't feel so bad about staying inside all day.


Talk about the World: 2

Daddy Bigbucks and I have a saying: The world is our oyster, so sharpen the knife.


Tease: -4

NO, I'm NOT making a face! This is how I always look!


Tell a Bad Pun: 1

Good gracious! You could be arrested for saying that in some cities.


Tell a Secret: 3

Hmmm. That IS interesting. Would you be willing to testify in a court of law?


Hug

Oh no you don't. I know thirty ways to sue you if you try that again.


Kiss

I don't think that sort of behavior is appropriate.


Gift (Accept)

What a nice surprise! And a tax write-off to boot!


Gift (Reject)

Legally, I am not allowed to accept that gift.


Errand (Accept)

Could you take these documents [Sim] right now. It's rather urgent.


Errand (Reject)

I don't really need your help right now.


Move In (Reject)

I'd rather not, [player]. I'm quite happy where I am.


Silent Treatment

I'm far too busy reviewing a case to be bothered by your trivia.