Kris Thistle Conversation

Annoy: -2

No, I DON'T want to see the trick you do with your squeegee again. Leave me alone.

Apologize: 1

No need to apologize. Just don't do whatever you did ever again.

Brag: -2

If anyone cared how many windows you wash in an hour, maybe they'd give you a prize. But I'm not that person.

Call Name: -4

Yeah? And you're a washed up drip!

Cheer Up: 2

Yeah, I guess I've got what you call that "Kris From The Block" look.

Complain: 0

Cool down, [Player]. There's not enough time in the world to stay angry.

Compliment: 2

Of course I've got great muscle tone! All I do every day is push this mop and lift trash cans.

Cry: 1

Hey there. Don't do that. You're nearly as talented as me.

Entertain: 3

Ha ha ha! I love it when you make that face!

Flirt: 3

Well well, big boy. Looks like I've got a date to next year's J3 conference... you know, the Junior Janitor's Jubilee.

Give Opinion: 2

I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect it. Or is it the other way around?

Gossip: 3

Don't repeat this, but I heard that Daddy Bigbucks sleeps in pajamas with pictures of fire trucks on them.

Insult: -5

Oh you think so, huh!? Well you won't be smiling when I stick this mop handle up your- no, wait. Calm down, Kris. Breathe.

Intimidate: -4

You wouldn't scare me if you were fifty feet tall and painted orange.

Jibba Jabba: 3

I tip my hat to you, homie.

Joke: 0

I've heard that one before, kid. I've heard them all working this dang job.

Rude Gesture: -8

YEAH?! Well here's one RIGHT BACK AT YA!

Talk about Aliens: 1

If aliens do visit this planet, I hope they come in peace and quiet. I don't want to have to kick their tentacles back to Mars.

Talk about Art: 2

I love street art. Chalk drawings on the sidewalk, murals on the sides of buildings. They give the city flavor.

Talk about Books: 0

I don't have much time to read anymore. Not since I got this job. Maybe a comic book here and there, but that's about it.

Talk about Cars: -2

I used to own a car. But when I realized I could walk faster than its top speed, I sold it for my mop and bucket.

Talk about Computers: -1

If I owned a computer, I'd probably use it to write emails to people telling them how much I hate computers.

Talk about Construction: 0

Progress ain't always progress, if you know what I mean.

Talk about Cooking: 3

Unfortunately, the most I can manage these days is a bowl of ramen noodles and a soda pop.

Talk about Crime: -1

Crime? I'll tell you what's criminal. My wages, that's what.

Talk about Dancing: 2

Sometimes I do a little dance through the building, late at night, when nobody is watching.

Talk about Exercise: -2

Are you trying to tell me I'm out of shape? That's silly! I push this mop 12 hours a day!

Talk about Games: -2

No way! Who told you I'm a game player? No way. I just tell it like it is... oh, you were talking about chess?

Talk about Graveyards: -1

Gross. You don't have to get all depressing and whatever!

Talk about Health: 0

Bad enough that Miniopolis only has one doctor... what's worse is that he's afraid of germs.

Talk about Hobbies: 3

Well, I collect antique buttons, sunglasses, vintage postcards, and old movie stubs.

Talk about Home: 1

I like to call my apartment "The Royal Castle", even though it's about as big as a royal closet.

Talk about Home Decor: -1

I won the Golden Mop award, sure. But it doesn't actually work.

Talk about Hygiene: 0

You've got to keep clean if you don't want people running from you in fear of their lives.

Talk about Jail: 1

From what I hear, the jail in Urbania is more comfortable than my apartment. That makes me furious.

Talk about Jobs: -3

Those dang pigeons will keep us in business for a long, long time.

Talk about Miniopolis: 2

This amazing jungle is nothing but concrete, exhaust grease, and precarious heights. Miniopolis is the city I love to hate.

Talk about Movies: 3

I love going to the movies at least once a week. It's nice to escape the Sim-world every once and a while.

Talk about Music: 3

I just learned how to turn a mop into a musical instrument! All you need is a piece of string and a bucket. Weird, huh?

Talk about Nature: 0

Funny isn't it... Our buildings have too much dirt, but the outdoors don't have enough. What's wrong with this city?

Talk about Ninjas: 1

There's a rumor floating around that someone in this town is actually a ninja. I don't believe it, but it could be true.

Talk about Politics: -2

These days, what Daddy Bigbucks says is what goes.

Talk about Rep Groups: 3

I hang with a chilled out crowd usually. Fast-talking, rough-walking Streeties are the most down to earth people I know.

Talk about Science: -2

Don't pester me with tech-talk. Talk about something relevant to everyday life, okay?

Talk about Shopping: 3

I DJ sometimes, so most of my funny-money is spent on vinyl records.

Talk about Simoleons: -1

I hate talking about money when I don't have any. Let's talk about something else.

Talk about Sleeping: 1

I knew this one guy, he fell asleep walking from the coffee shop to his house and woke up 10 hours later in jail.

Talk about Sports: 2

You know what I like best? Don't tell anyone, but my favorite sport is... ping-pong. Shhh!

Talk about TV: 3

Do you watch those Reality Shows? I love those things! My favorite has got to be "The Sim World". I think I'll sign up.

Talk about Theatre: 1

Every time I think about auditioning for a play, the local theater puts on a ballet or an opera. I think someone is trying to stop me.

Talk about Travel: -1

I've been on an airplane once and it was a miserable experience. Have you ever thrown up at 35,000 feet?

Talk about Work: 2

Until I'm a respected photographer I'll do what I can to get by. At least I don't have to deal with customers here.

Talk about the Bayou: -2

No way! I'm a city girl. This one time, I nearly drowned just thinking about the bayou.

Talk about the Carnival: 2

Sometimes it's fun to hang around a bunch of people wearing clown suits and top hats. They're a good distraction.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 1

If you want a delicious cup of Joe, look no further than the caf?owntown.

Talk about the Cosmos: 3

When it gets dark, sometimes I like to stand on the roof of King Tower and dream of my future career.

Talk about the Law: 0

Unless you can pay 500 Simoleons an hour, a lawyer won't even look you in the eyes.

Talk about the Lounge: -1

I have better things to do than waste my Simoleons staring at a bunch of rainbow colored cards.

Talk about the Market: 1

The flea market is a great place to buy fresh food and home made crafts. I visit at least once a week.

Talk about the Museum: 2

I think they're planning to have an exhibit called "Sanitation Through the Centuries" soon. Sounds cool.

Talk about the Newspaper: 1

I'd love to get a job snapping photos for the newspaper, but I don't think they're hiring. But I'll keep trying.

Talk about the River: 0

I don't make it down there much. Nothing to do, nothing to see so far as I know.

Talk about the Supernatural: 1

I don't believe in ghosts personally. But if you really want to find out if they exist, check around the cemetery.

Talk about the University: 3

Last year I took a class called "Introduction to the History of Bleach". Amazing stuff!

Talk about the Weather: 0

There's something strange about the climate here. It rains less than once a year.

Talk about the World: 3

This world is so big and amazing. Gosh, it must be like two or three thousand pixels across!

Tease: -2

Your parents ignored you as a child, am I right?

Tell a Bad Pun: 2

Whoa buddy! Not so loud, eh? Heh heh.

Tell a Secret: 3

Really? Is that a fact? And that happens EVERY time someone flushes their toilet?

Hug

I, uh... I'd rather not. I'm all covered in dirt, see.

Kiss

Come on, [Player]. Thanks not the kind of friendship we have!

Gift (Accept)

Thanks, [Player]. I know it's hard to give up some things.

Gift (Reject)

No, no. Keep that for yourself. You may need it.

Errand (Accept)

Here... could you take this baseball cap to [Sim]? I owe it to 'em.

Errand (Reject)

No, I can't think of anything I need you to do.

Move In (Reject)

No thanks, [Player]. I'm pretty happy with my current place.

Silent Treatment

No way, [Player], I'm not talking to you for the rest of the day. That's the penalty for getting me mad.