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Business Card 
Maybe if you took this card to that great teriyaki restaurant in SimCity¸ and put it in the glass jar by the register, this person would win a free lunch.
Housewarming
Hmmm... your place is... well... interesting.
Throne
A precise replica of a 14th century throne used by King Litmus the Ninth. Note the superior craftsmanship of the carvings and fabrics. And no, it isn't a toilet.
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Flirt
Eh? Does that have a saucy secondary meaning I am not aware of?
Hug Accept
Aw!
Kiss Accept
Aw!
Kiss Reject
Ugh! No! Your breath smells like everything but fresh!
Accept Roommate
Of course I will. How wonderful!