Moogoo Monkey (Working Title)

Giuseppi Mezzoalto Other Text

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Errand

Sealed Envelope

If you hold this sealed envelope up to the light you can just... see... an outline.

Housewarming

Your house is cool. Not quite my thing, but decent.

Orange Pedestal

Similar to a still-life painting, but in THREE dimensions! Delight your friends and relatives with this juicy item. Aesthetic fun from any angle!

Food

Strawberry Tiramisu

An exciting update of a classic recipe, this strawberry tiramisu is five times sweeter and ten times more decadent than the legally allowed limit.

Gossip

Det. Dan D. Mann - Gossip

Keep an eye on Giusseppi Mezzoalto, @1. He's not quite who he claims to be.

Other Items

Potted Jade House Plant

Nothing crass about the Crassula Arborescens here. Originally smuggled into SimValley by a man driving a dark van, the Jade Plant is now the Valley's most popular, if somewhat needy, decorative flora.

Mysterious Briefcase

This is an ordinary executive style briefcase with very little room for improvement or additional features.

Mysterious Rigged Briefcase

Maybe we were wrong about the additions and improvements, because Detective Dan has just added a secret microphone and tape recorder. Shhh! Don't say a word!

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Talk about Pets

If I tell you I like snakes, you'd better not make any jokes. Got it?

Hug Accept

Aw!

Kiss Accept

Aw!

Accept Roommate

Why not, right? It'll be loads of fun. I'm moving in today!