Gary Geezer Conversation

Annoy: 3

I do NOT look like that when I walk. You behave yourself!

Apologize: 2

There there, [player]. I know you done wrong. But it'll be all right.

Brag: 0

What do I care for looking at your biceps anyhow? Put those things down!

Call Name: -3

Eh? What in tarnation is an inflected scum bobble? Is that what you called me?

Cheer Up: 3

I didn't hear what you said there, but that look on your face sure makes me smile.

Complain: -2

Speak up, [player]. You're just humming nonsense in my ear.

Compliment: -3

What did you just say to me? Were you making fun of my trousers! Blast you!

Cry: -1

What's the matter there, [player]? You got something in your eye? Flush it with water. That'll do the trick.

Entertain: 2

Whee! That's wonderful. Just don't hurt yourself child.

Flirt: 3

Did you say you want to kiss me or you want to hit me? What?

Give Opinion: 1

Oh, uh. Yes... yes, whatever you just said, I certainly agree with you.

Gossip: 1

I didn't hear who you were talking about, but I'm definitely suspicious of him now.

Insult: 2

Eh? What's that? Oh, uh... thank you!

Intimidate: -1

What's the matter, [player]. Your face is turning all puffy and red. Can you breathe okay?

Jibba Jabba: 3

Oh, well let's see... I'd say for about 30 years now.

Joke: 3

Ha ha ha! I love that joke about the farmer's stutter.

Rude Gesture: -7

!!!

Talk about Aliens: -3

I don't know ANYONE named Aileen! Why do people keep asking me that?

Talk about Art: 2

Bart? I don't know anyone named Bart. I know a Rupert. He cleaned floors with me at the Xizzle Factory.

Talk about Books: 0

Eh? No I don't know if I have a favorite 'look', but I am partial to tweed jackets and polyester trousers.

Talk about Cars: -2

No, [player]. No bars in this town. And you should be ashamed for asking!

Talk about Computers: 0

Commuter? What do you mean? Everything in Miniopolis is within walking distance!

Talk about Construction: -1

'Compunction' is a pretty big word there... I'll bet you don't even know what it means!

Talk about Cooking: 1

Everybody likes cookies, of course. I don't see why you had to ask.

Talk about Crime: -1

Eeyuck! I know all about grime, yessir. Sometimes when I'm fixing my plumbing I get good and grimy with grease and dirt.

Talk about Dancing: -1

Eh? Lancing? Like knights used to do? Didn't that go out of style 700 years ago?

Talk about Exercise: 3

What's my size? My shoe size? Or My shirt size? Are you going to buy me a present?

Talk about Games: 0

Eh? My name? Didn't I tell you? It's Gary. Gary Geezer. And who are you?

Talk about Graveyards: -2

Is that what you kids say to each other nowadays at your terrible parties? Rave hard, dude! Keep dancing!

Talk about Health: 1

Let me give you this advice, [player]. Wealth just isn't that important. It can ruin you in the long run.

Talk about Hobbies: 0

Lobbies? Well sure...every tall building needs one. What's the big deal?

Talk about Home: 1

No I don't own any lawn gnomes. No leprechauns neither. But I think you can purchase some in the city.

Talk about Home Decor: -3

I'm no home-wrecker! It's the other way around... my home wrecked me. So I left!

Talk about Hygiene: -2

My name's not Gene. It's Gary. Don't you remember?

Talk about Jail: 0

What do you mean "shale"? Are you studying geology?

Talk about Jobs: 2

Cover my ears? What for? You're not going to shout at me are you?

Talk about Miniopolis: 2

What? Kitty? I have two cats, Mal's the boy and Inara's the girl.

Talk about Movies: -2

Don't you tell me to 'move it', [player]. I've been here longer than you have.

Talk about Music: -2

Eh? Use it? What do you mean? Use what? Are you toying with me, child? Stop it!

Talk about Nature: 1

Am I sure? Of course I'm sure... of something. Lot's of things actually. Give me a minute and I'll think of something.

Talk about Ninjas: -3

Knee-jerk? What are you implying, kid? That I jump to conclusions! Well you're wrong! And I'll bet you're a criminal too!

Talk about Politics: 0

No kid. It ain't "ball of tricks." The correct expression is "bag of tricks." Got it?

Talk about Rep Groups: -2

"Hep Groove?" What's that, some kind of crazy dance-move you kids do? Well stop it. It's wrong and you know it is!

Talk about Science: -2

Signs? Signs of what? Of your mental incompetence! Stop pestering me!

Talk about Shopping: 2

Oh yes, hopping was big when I was a child. For fun we used to hop around like three-eyed frogs.

Talk about Simoleons: -1

It IS rather muggy out isn't it? Ah, I suppose it's better than being cold.

Talk about Sleeping: 2

No, you won't find any sleet falling on this town. Nothing ever falls from the sky in Miniopolis. Well, but for pigeon poo.

Talk about Sports: 0

Eh? Well, of course, ports are where you moor, ah, that is, tie up boats. Didn't you know that?

Talk about TV: -1

Eh? How's my vision? It's fine, I told you! It's my hearing that ain't so hot! Why don't you listen for a change?

Talk about Theatre: -2

The heater is broken? Eh? What do you mean? Why do you need a heater in this weather, you crazy kid!

Talk about Travel: -3

I know what you mean. Sometimes my life feels like it's about to unravel too.

Talk about Work: 1

Who did you say was a jerk? I think quite a few people in this city should work on their manners.

Talk about the Bayou: 3

And I'll bet nothing gets by you either. You're such a smart kid.

Talk about the Carnival: 1

Sure I'm a carnivore! I don't take no truck with them vegetarians. It ain't natural!

Talk about the Coffee Shop: -2

Hey now! If you've got a cough, don't be coming near me, you hear?

Talk about the Cosmos: 2

Yeah the word 'gizmos' is one of my favorites. I also like ‘Doo-Dad' and ‘Thingamajig'. Oh, and ‘doohickey's' is good too.

Talk about the Law: 3

Eh? Why sure I remember that song! La-la-la, La-dee-day, Toora-loom, Toora-lay.

Talk about the Lounge: -1

Can I see no what? No evil? No... and I don't hear no evil or smell no evil either. I'm just like that, I guess.

Talk about the Market: -1

What do you want a "plea-bargain" for, eh? You didn't break the law did you?

Talk about the Museum: 1

No I don't see 'em. Who? Who are you talking about? Is it the Ninja?

Talk about the Newspaper: 2

Gee, I don't know why there are no "new bakers" in this city. No garbage men either.

Talk about the River: -2

What are you accusing me of, eh? My liver is fine! And so's my pancreas.

Talk about the Supernatural: 1

What do you mean 'Soup or Salad', [player]? Frankly, I think you're just being silly.

Talk about the University: 1

Eh? Adversity? What do you mean? Are you in trouble, [player]? What's wrong?

Talk about the Weather: 1

Oh sure... leather is a fine material. Natural. Much nicer than polyester.

Talk about the World: -2

Girls? Eh? What do I think about the Girls? That's none of your business!

Tease: -2

Yes, geezer is my name. Eh? Wait a minute. You're teasing me, ain't you?

Tell a Bad Pun: -2

What're you making that ridiculous face for. Speak up!

Tell a Secret: 1

Tee hee hee! That tickles my ear!

Hug

Get your dirty paws off'n me you filthy creature.

Kiss

Whaaa? What are you doing? Get away. I hate the sight of teeth!

Gift (Accept)

You're breaking my heart, [player]. Thank you.

Gift (Reject)

No I didn't steal that! How dare you accuse-! Eh? Oh I see. No I don't need that.

Errand (Accept)

You're darn tootin! I got a job for ya, let's see. Give this old roll of film to [Sim].

Errand (Reject)

Naw... I got nothing for you. Absolutely nothing, kid.

Move In (Reject)

What? You're offering me a broom? I'm not a janitor kid, never was!

Silent Treatment

Talking to you is hard on my hearing. Get out of here!