Futo Maki Conversation

Annoy: -2

Listen carefully, [player]-san. You do not want to upset a man as big and fast as me.

Apologize: 2

I forgive you for... uh, for that thing you did.

Brag: 4

You can catch house-flies with your chopsticks? Wow! I've only known of one other person who could do that.

Call Name: 0

There is nothing wrong with smelling like a bouquet of fish and brine!

Cheer Up: 4

What? I am your most favorite sushi cook in all Miniopolis? Why thank you!

Complain: 0

Complaining about things won't make things better. It just makes you less interesting.

Compliment: 3

Oh, you flatter me! And why? Because you can see that I deserve such praise.

Cry: 1

Have you been slicing onions recently?

Entertain: 3

Ha ha! Now try that with the chainsaws

Flirt: 3

Oh my, oh my! You want to take ME out to dinner? What a bold concept!

Give Opinion: 3

Yes, yes. Pickled ginger is my favorite snack too! I could eat it for days!

Gossip: -3

I shut my ears at your spiteful rumor-mongering! You should be ashamed!

Insult: -3

I do NOT like being compared to a piece of pastry!

Intimidate: 1

Ah, you get so red and puffy when you do that. It's kind of charming, in a way.

Jibba Jabba: 3

Ah! You speak the secret language of the street! Well done.

Joke: 3

Oh, I see. What's Up B... Wasabi... yes, they sound exactly alike! Ha ha ha!

Rude Gesture: -6

Is that your age or your IQ?

Talk about Aliens: 1

Hmmm. A very interesting suggestion. I wonder what raw alien tastes like.

Talk about Art: 2

Preparing sushi is an art, but it doesn't get much respect because you can't keep it in a museum.

Talk about Books: 3

Believe it or not, I own a 500 page book on how to cook rice. That's it! It's a very complicated grain.

Talk about Cars: -1

I prefer walking, thank you.

Talk about Computers: 2

Have they made our lives better, [player]-san? Or just more complicated?

Talk about Construction: 2

Lifting and digging and hammering are just a few of the ways I stay... uh... in shape. In a pear shape, anyway.

Talk about Cooking: 2

One day, if you are patient, I will teach you my most secret... dishwashing techniques!

Talk about Crime: 1

Other than the occasional mad super genius, we don't seem to have much crime in this city.

Talk about Dancing: 0

No [player]-san. I am sorry. I simply cannot. All my moves are 10 years out of date.

Talk about Exercise: 1

I have been meaning to join the gym. Yes, that is what I will do... tomorrow.

Talk about Games: 2

The best games are those which have the smallest number of rules with the largest number of outcomes.

Talk about Graveyards: -1

That place makes me uncomfortable. They should really try to clean it up a bit... maybe plant some flowers?

Talk about Health: 4

Sushi is one of the healthiest foods in the world! In fact, you should try my chicken-fried steak roll.

Talk about Hobbies: 3

It may seem sinister, but I can usually be found sharpening my knives in my spare time.

Talk about Home: 2

Nearly two-thirds of my house is a kitchen. It's a bit like my laboratory, you see.

Talk about Home Decor: 2

I am a Go aficionado. Have you ever played the game Go? You should.

Talk about Hygiene: 1

I wash my knife after every single slice. It slows my service down, but ensures a safe meal.

Talk about Jail: -1

Why won't Detective Mann let me serve sushi to his inmates? Aren't they tired of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Talk about Jobs: 1

I'm always on the look out for help in the kitchen!

Talk about Miniopolis: 1

There is nothing there for me. I love Splicer Island for its seclusion, scenic beauty... and high tech savvy.

Talk about Movies: 2

They used to make films about the glamour of making and eating food with beautiful women... why don't we see more films like those?

Talk about Music: 2

I whistle quite a few television and film theme songs while I work. It helps calm the mind.

Talk about Nature: 2

Nature has always provided us with the best ingredients for sushi... It's true. I can't imagine a gelatin roll, can you?

Talk about Ninjas: -3

You know nothing of real ninjas. Nothing! Real ninjas are deadly... and by deadly, I mean totally sweet.

Talk about Politics: 0

If I could actually MEET or SEE one of the politicians in Miniopolis, I might have a better opinion of them.

Talk about Rep Groups: -1

From what I have seen, the people in those rep groups are full of anger and confusion.

Talk about Science: 2

I wish there were some scientific way to make salt less salty.

Talk about Shopping: 2

I shed a tear for those who cannot live a simple, unadorned life.

Talk about Simoleons: -1

Sadly, money is a thing I have very little of. Perhaps when my restaurant takes off.

Talk about Sleeping: 2

To tell you the truth, [player]-san, I am afraid of my own dreams.

Talk about Sports: 3

Don't tell anyone this but, tee hee, I used to be a Sumo wrestler. Bet you didn't know that! Shhh!

Talk about TV: 2

I wonder If I could get my own kitchen show? I already have my own kitchen. And a nice smile.

Talk about Theatre: 1

I auditioned for a Noh play once, but the director told me that my face was too expressive.

Talk about Travel: 0

It took me 10 years of wandering to find a place I wanted to live and work. Why would I leave it?

Talk about Work: 2

If you don't enjoy the work you do, you must do the work you enjoy.

Talk about the Bayou: 1

The fish in that bog taste like mud, so stay away from anyone selling catfish rolls.

Talk about the Carnival: 3

Don't you think the carnival would benefit from some kabuki theater? Popping balloons with darts gets old fast.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 2

For some reason I wield my knife with greater accuracy after a few iced coffees.

Talk about the Cosmos: 4

I would like to visit Saturn some day. I hear the snowboarding is excellent there.

Talk about the Law: 2

Miniopolis law requires all sushi cooks to get certified. Otherwise, any old nutcase could start serving raw fish!

Talk about the Lounge: -2

I can't stand in front of a counter that doesn't serve food. How insulting!

Talk about the Market: 1

You can find some quality food processors at the flea market. Keep looking.

Talk about the Museum: 3

If there is one piece of cutlery that should be on display for all to see, it is my 'deba' knife. So sharp! So successful!

Talk about the Newspaper: 0

No, [player]-san. If I used newspapers to roll the seaweed, the sushi it would taste like ink!

Talk about the River: 2

Do not eat anything you catch in that river... but feel free to feed it to your enemies.

Talk about the Supernatural: 2

I believe in the unbelievable. These sort of paradoxes keep my brain busy.

Talk about the University: 2

One cannot learn the precise art of making sushi from a school! It is too fine an art to leave to scholars!

Talk about the Weather: 2

Sunny and warm. Sunny and warm. Sunny and warm. Ah! I love the sound of that.

Talk about the World: 2

Is the world getting smaller, or are we getting larger?

Tease: -2

Pick on someone your own size.

Tell a Bad Pun: 0

That was awful. Just awful.

Tell a Secret: -1

That's not a secret. That's a rumor! And a darn mean one too!

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+2

Hug

Alas, I cannot allow you to hug me. Food safety regulations, I'm afraid.

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+2

Kiss

Augh! No! You smell like pizza grease and garlic!

Gift (Accept)

I thank you humbly and deeply from the bottom of my heart.

Gift (Reject)

Thank you for the offer, but I have no need of that.

Errand (Accept)

Yes, in fact, I need you to take this Sushi-To-Go Box to [Sim] quickly. Don't let it spoil!

Errand (Reject)

I'm so sorry, but I don't need any help right now. Thank you for asking.

Move In (Reject)

[player], you are too kind. But I don't have any reason to move out of my current abode.

Silent Treatment

It would be best if you kept your distance today. You really upset me.