Ewan Watahmee Conversation

Annoy: 0

Your tiny voice reminds me of the chattering of a chipmunk. A cold, shivering chipmunk.

Apologize: 1

Your humility is appreciated for reasons you will never understand.

Brag: -4

You and your ego, [Player]. You disappointment me. Clearly I am the more interesting person here.

Call Name: -4

You are two seconds away from a well deserved pounding, [Player]. Just thought you should know.

Cheer Up: 2

A puzzling thought. It makes me think you are really on to something.

Complain: -6

You petty person. When I was your age I walked 18 miles to work every day, up hill both ways, in the snow.

Compliment: 2

No one has ever said such nice things to me without asking me for a favor later. Thank you.

Cry: 2

That's good, [Player]. Let it out.

Entertain: 2

That's a good skill you have, knowing how to make a person laugh and cry at the same time.

Flirt: 3

Talk like that might embarrass a less mature man. But I find it stimulating.

Give Opinion: 2

I hear you say what you are saying, and I understand what you mean. That is the best we can do.

Gossip: -3

I don't care how crazy Lily Gates is. I am not amused by your gossip and slander, [Player].

Insult: -2

I have been called far worse things with much more skill. Next time you insult me, it had better be funny.

Intimidate: -4

Your attempts to frighten me are sad and worthless. Would you like to speak with a doctor?

Jibba Jabba: 3

That's something near poetry, kid.

Joke: 0

That joke would have been funnier if you had used the word "pumpernickel" instead.

Rude Gesture: -6

Next time you do that, I may break off your finger.

Talk about Aliens: 0

They've got big eyes don't they? I mean, if they exist at all.

Talk about Art: 3

I approach construction as if it were an art. Hammers and bricks are my brushes and paints.

Talk about Books: 3

Life has a better plot than most fictional books, so I usually read histories.

Talk about Cars: 3

When I look at a fast, sleek car, something ignites inside me and I say to myself, "This is right."

Talk about Computers: -4

I stared at my computer for many hours last night thinking, "Dang, you cost a lot of money."

Talk about Construction: 2

I'm not simply a construction worker, my friend. I am a Socially Conscious Structural Artisan.

Talk about Cooking: 2

For a healthy dessert I usually mix lemons, apples, and strawberries together. Delicious and healthy.

Talk about Crime: -2

It is important to arrest people who wet themselves in Miniopolis. Very important, though I cannot say why.

Talk about Dancing: 0

I'm in good shape, I know. But believe it or not, there are some things I am not quite good at. Dancing is one.

Talk about Exercise: 2

Look at these arms. Look at this upper body. You see before you the result of many nails hammered and many protein smoothies ingested.

Talk about Games: 1

I take moderate delight in the pleasures of chess, cards, and checkers, but I prefer logic puzzles.

Talk about Graveyards: 0

When I walk by the graveyard, I often bow my head, give thanks, and think to myself, "My shoes are dirty."

Talk about Health: 1

Yes, we are all afraid of getting sick, but when it starts to bother me I tell myself, "Ewan, you are still alive."

Talk about Hobbies: 2

Motor bikes, dirt tracks, and engines that sing. These are a few of my favorite things.

Talk about Home: 2

I have a modest little house just outside Miniopolis. I call it Ewan's House. Well what would you call it?

Talk about Home Decor: 0

Sometimes I can't resist picking up old junk I find, like this traffic light I once had... whew, that's a weird story.

Talk about Hygiene: -3

It doesn't matter how much I clean myself. I will smell like cement for the rest of my life.

Talk about Jail: 1

I helped build the jail in town. It only occurred to me after it was finished that I should have built a secret exit.

Talk about Jobs: -2

If you ever get a chance to race motorbikes, don't pass it up.

Talk about Miniopolis: 2

I look at the city I helped build, brick by brick, floor by floor, and I think, "Yes, that is a thing of beauty."

Talk about Movies: -2

I approach movies with caution. On the one hand they are not real. On the other, I want them to be real.

Talk about Music: 1

When I hear the pounding of hammers it warms my heart, and a little voice inside me says, "That is something, all right."

Talk about Nature: 1

I often approve of Nature. I think it has produced some worthwhile things. I'm sure you would agree.

Talk about Ninjas: 0

If you find out more about this Ninja character, tell her to talk to me. I would like to learn her secrets.

Talk about Politics: -4

When politicians talk, nothing gets done. When they act, they break things. So I think they should do less of both.

Talk about Rep Groups: 1

You won't find a more genuine bunch of scrappers than the Streeties. I'm proud to be a part of the group... most days.

Talk about Science: 0

My second cousin, Sue Pirnova, is the person to talk to about science. I stay out of those debates for fear of losing them.

Talk about Shopping: -4

Shopping has deadened our senses to life's finer qualities. Things like bull riding and motorcycle racing.

Talk about Simoleons: 0

I have never given much thought to money, except when I didn't have any. But those days are almost over.

Talk about Sleeping: -2

I would rather work than sleep. But I would rather sleep than LOOK for work.

Talk about Sports: 2

I'm the guy who started the Miniopolis motorbike club, but my business partner Dusty is the guy who handles the money.

Talk about TV: 0

Television is very educational. Every time someone turns one on, I go somewhere else and read a book.

Talk about Theatre: 1

When I am on the road, often wandering, often alone, I wonder to myself, "Am I leaving or arriving?"

Talk about Travel: 1

I have not seen a play or musical in my life, but I do enjoy it when people describe them to me.

Talk about Work: 2

You say work is a burden? I say, let us cultivate our garden. Well, it makes sense to me.

Talk about the Bayou: 2

The bayou could be many things to many people. Personally, I'd like to build a skate park there.

Talk about the Carnival: 0

My friends are far stranger and far more entertaining than any carnival. And they are free.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 0

Sometimes when I drink coffee I have clearer thoughts, and other times I have thoughts that are not mine at all.

Talk about the Cosmos: 2

Last year while looking to the stars a feeling of happiness overcame me and I thought to myself, "Ah, there's the Big Dipper."

Talk about the Law: -4

The law is a lot like a game of water polo. Everybody is confused and screaming and waving their arms.

Talk about the Lounge: 1

You know Salty's Riverboat, where the card games are located? I'm the guy who remodeled it.

Talk about the Market: 2

People at the flea market do business like our ancestors did 3000 years ago, but without the trucks and tents.

Talk about the Museum: 2

People who visit the past in museums seem like decent folks to me. But who is visiting the future?

Talk about the Newspaper: 1

The guy who runs the paper, he's a good man. A little paranoid, but a good man.

Talk about the River: 0

On my lunch breaks I like to skip rocks on the river, clear my mind, and balance my checkbook.

Talk about the Supernatural: 2

There are things in this world we cannot explain, and there are some things we do not know. Harder still is to explain the things we do not know.

Talk about the University: 2

There was a time when I thought I might attend the university one day. That time was last week.

Talk about the Weather: 2

If the sun is shining, I say, "So it is shining." If it is raining, I say, "so it is raining." And if it is snowing, I say, "This is going to mess up traffic."

Talk about the World: 0

As I walk this earth day and night, I look to my left and to my right and ask myself, "Did I leave the oven on?"

Tease: -2

True [Player], but you are ugly, and I can always get a haircut.

Tell a Bad Pun: 2

I hear a joke like that and think, "Was that funny enough to enjoy?"

Tell a Secret: 0

I am not good at keeping secrets, nor am I bad at keeping secrets, but that is only because I never remember them.

Hug

I cannot be embraced by you. My boredom prevents it.

Kiss

Keep your lips to yourself before I peel them off.

Gift (Accept)

Thanks my friend. You are too kind.

Gift (Reject)

That is not something I really need.

Errand (Accept)

Yeah, could you deliver this wrench to [Sim]?

Errand (Reject)

Haven't got any chores for you today, sorry.

moveinacc

Great idea. I'm packing my bags tonight.

Move In (Reject)

I prefer living alone right now. Sorry.

Silent Treatment

I have nothing to say to you, [Player].