Ephram Earl Other Text
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Civil War Cap 
This cap is in remarkably fine condition, the three bullet holes notwithstanding.
Housewarming
Hmmm... your place is... well... interesting.
Angel Statue
Possibly inspired by the lyrics to the 1985 glam-rock hit "Angle Baby Doll". "Ooh my Angle Baby Doll / Flap those wings, don't ever fall / The sun so bright it looks like dark / Let's walk our dogs around the park."
Gossip
Busta Cruz - Talk about the Supernatural
I'm the only one who understands what's coming out of Ephram's mouth. He's a real poet.
Other Items
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Flirt
A piece of human interest seems to be the loving way.
Hug Accept
If arms were ribbons consider this my bow.
Kiss Accept
Ah!
Kiss Reject
I cannot kiss that which I cannot touch.
Accept Roommate
To haunt your house with your permission, this I will do.