Dusty Hogg Conversation

Annoy: -5

Hey chump. You're worse than a sunburn in Death Valley. Go away.

Apologize: -2

Don't ever apologize, wimp! Don't let anyone know you have emotions.

Brag: 2

You're starting to stand up for yourself, that's good. Now you need to put on some muscle!

Call Name: 2

I like this name game. Let's see, how about, Go dunk your head in a bog, mosquito nose!

Cheer Up: 2

You have a good point, [Player]. Bikers probably do have more fun.

Complain: 0

Either stop whining or quit breathing. Got it?

Compliment: 2

Thanks. I always have something to say, you know. Guess I'm kind of lucky that way.

Cry: -6

Aw! Look at the little baby! Boo hoo you little baby... wimp.

Entertain: 3

Wow! How many times can you do that move before you pass out?

Flirt: 3

Well hello to you too, sugar cake.

Give Opinion: -4

I couldn't care less about whatever it is you care about, sucker.

Gossip: 2

Kris Thistle? She said what? Dang. Maybe I should call her or something.

Insult: 3

Okay, my turn... You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed! This is fun.

Intimidate: 4

That's right, [Player]! Get some backbone! Now show me your war- face! Arrrg!

Jibba Jabba: 3

That's some smooth talking, man. You ain't half as square as I thought.

Joke: -5

Hey man, that joke was squeaky clean. Boring.

Rude Gesture: 2

Dang man! That's cold! Do mind if I borrow that one?

Talk about Aliens: 2

Bring on the aliens, man! I'm sick of the people on this puny planet.

Talk about Art: -2

You're boring the sweat out me. The only kind of artists I give a rip about are tattoo artists.

Talk about Books: -2

What? Like a phone book? Why would I want to read one of those? Why would I want to read at all?

Talk about Cars: 0

Don't give me that sob story about missing cars! The future is in motorbikes, baby!

Talk about Computers: -2

I don't touch them. Computers can take over your brain and turn you into a transistor.

Talk about Construction: 3

Talk to Ewan if you got any construction questions. He and I are old buddies.

Talk about Cooking: 0

Best I can do is poke a couple holes in a can of beans and throw it into a fire.

Talk about Crime: -4

Why don't you just come out and say it huh, buddy? You think I'm a crook!

Talk about Dancing: -2

Get outta my face with that! Dancing! No way

Talk about Exercise: 2

Never exercised in my life. But you'd never know that by the look of me... what?

Talk about Games: 2

I dig motorbike racing. Anything potentially dangerous is okay by me.

Talk about Graveyards: 1

Graveyard? Isn't a graveyard when you mix 5 different kinds of soda pop together?

Talk about Health: 0

Sickness is all in your mind, man. Ignore it and eventually it (cough!) goes away.

Talk about Hobbies: 2

I have hobbies: Riding my bike, fixing my bike, painting my bike, washing my bike, thinking about my bike.

Talk about Home: 1

My home is the open road friend. Or... it is when I can't find a couch to sleep on.

Talk about Home Decor: 0

I loved my old SimValley hangout so much that when I left there I, uh, borrowed their sign.

Talk about Hygiene: -2

I hate showers! I'd rather smell like sweat than a basket of fruit or a bunch of rose petals!

Talk about Jail: 1

Next time you're in jail, check around for the story I've been writing on the wall for the past 10 years.

Talk about Jobs: 2

Ain't no better way to make a living than riding motor bikes and winning the lottery.

Talk about Miniopolis: -2

The city's full of upper-crust twits and wimps. I prefer grit and grime.

Talk about Movies: -1

I dig the one where those two dudes drive around on motorcycles, but not much else.

Talk about Music: 1

Loud, fast, angry. That's how I like my friends. Oh, you said MUSIC? Well, same thing.

Talk about Nature: -1

The way I see it, nature is always getting in the way of our asphalt highways.

Talk about Ninjas: -1

I could have been a ninja, man... I should have stuck with my training.

Talk about Politics: -1

There's something I don't trust about pressed suits and smiles.

Talk about Rep Groups: 2

I'm new in town so I don't know much about these Rep Groups. I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Talk about Science: 3

It's a shame science can send people to the moon, but it can't give hair back to a bald man.

Talk about Shopping: -1

Real leather comes straight off the cow, not from a shopping mall!

Talk about Simoleons: 0

I earn my keep doing odd jobs. One time I had to dress up like a rabbit and... nah, forget it.

Talk about Sleeping: 3

I'm slowly learning how to drive in my sleep. That should cut down on cross country trips.

Talk about Sports: 3

I used to be a wrestler, man. My stage name was The Big Pig! Get it?

Talk about TV: 3

Only things I watch on television are bike-racing, pro-wrestling, and infomercials.

Talk about Theatre: 1

I can hang out at the gym to see a bunch of idiots dressed in tights making fools of themselves.

Talk about Travel: 2

I'm going to drive around the world on my bike as soon as I figure out which way is West.

Talk about Work: -1

The only kind of work I'm any good at is illegal in most places.

Talk about the Bayou: 2

Me and my boys like to hang out with the two Bayou brothers. Those guys are off their heads.

Talk about the Carnival: 1

Some of my best buddies are working there! The Headless Wonder, Doug the Pug, Six-Thumb Sabrina.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: -2

I'd sooner drink motor-oil than choke down a grande, half-caff, soy latte with vanilla syrup.

Talk about the Cosmos: 0

The only thing I like about the sun is that it gives me a reason to wear sunglasses.

Talk about the Law: -1

I don't know nothing about the law except that I always seem to be on the wrong side of it.

Talk about the Lounge: 3

Hands down, I'm one of the best Moogoo Monkey players around.

Talk about the Market: -1

Forget those grubby freaks over at the market... real stores have doors.

Talk about the Museum: -3

The museum is duller than a wooden spoon. Don't make me pound you for boring me!

Talk about the Newspaper: 0

I thought everybody moved to that internet thing.

Talk about the River: 3

The bumper-boat ride was the best thing to happen to the river since dams were invented.

Talk about the Supernatural: 3

Of course I believe in ghosts! Life wouldn't be scary enough otherwise.

Talk about the University: -2

I don't need no education, man! I don't need no thought control.

Talk about the Weather: 2

Through rain or shine, sleet or snow, my motorcycle must get through!

Talk about the World: 3

I've seen lots of things and been lots of places and loved every minute.

Tease: 2

Hey, you're right! I do look like a sideshow freak!

Tell a Bad Pun: 2

Ouch! That's raw man. Ha! You got any more?

Tell a Secret: 1

The more secrets you tell me today, the better I'll be able to blackmail you tomorrow!

Hug

Who do you think I am, man? A guidance counselor?

Kiss

I'd rather kiss an elephant's foot, punk.

Gift (Accept)

For me? I'm sure I can find something useful to do with this.

Gift (Reject)

Keep it, man. I don't have any use for it.

Errand (Accept)

Funny you should ask. I need to get this helmet to [Sim]. Why don't you bring it instead? Thanks.

Errand (Reject)

I don't need your help.

moveinacc

Heck yeah! I've been living on the road so long, it'll be nice to have a couple walls.

Move In (Reject)

Sorry man, but my home is the road.

Silent Treatment

Get out of my face, punk.