Det. Dan D. Mann Conversation

Annoy - Apologize - Brag - Call Name - Cheer Up - Complain - Compliment - Cry - Entertain - Give Opinion - Gossip - Insult - Intimidate - Joke - Rude Gesture - Talk about Aliens - Talk about Art - Talk about Books - Talk about Cars - Talk about Computers - Talk about Construction - Talk about Cooking - Talk about Crime - Talk about Dancing - Talk about Exercise - Talk about Games - Talk about Graveyards - Talk about Health - Talk about Hobbies - Talk about Home - Talk about Home Decor - Talk about Hygiene - Talk about Jail - Talk about Jobs - Talk about Miniopolis - Talk about Movies - Talk about Music - Talk about Nature - Talk about Ninjas - Talk about Politics - Talk about Rep Groups - Talk about Science - Talk about Shopping - Talk about Simoleons - Talk about Sleeping - Talk about Sports - Talk about TV - Talk about Travel - Talk about Work - Talk about the Bayou - Talk about the Carnival - Talk about the Coffee Shop - Talk about the Cosmos - Talk about the Law - Talk about the Lounge - Talk about the Market - Talk about the Museum - Talk about the Newspaper - Talk about the River - Talk about the Supernatural - Talk about the University - Talk about the Weather - Talk about the World - Tease - Tell a Bad Pun - Tell a Secret - theater - Hug - Kiss - Gift (Accept) - Gift (Reject) - Errand (Accept) - Errand (Reject) - Move In (Reject) - Silent Treatment -

Annoy: -2

Pipe down pipsqueak. You're getting on my nerves.

Apologize: 1

Aw shucks. It's okay. We all make mistakes.

Brag: -3

Yeah right! If you had half the talent you claim, you'd barely qualify to clean the jailhouse toilets.

Call Name: -5

Yeah? And you're the pigsty! So there!

Cheer Up: 2

You're right. The sun WILL come out tomorrow.

Complain: -4

Shut your trap or I'll throw you back in jail for boring me.

Compliment: 2

I really appreciate that [player]. I try to make everyone feel right at home in Miniopolis, even if that means following them around.

Cry: -2

Okay, Okay. Stop that. People are going to blame me for making you sad, so quiet down.

Entertain: 2

Hey, yeah... it really does look like you're walking down a set of stairs!

Give Opinion: 1

That's an interesting perspective on things, [player]. But how would prisoners breathe if jails were on the moon?

Gossip: 1

Keep an eye on Giusseppi Mezzoalto, [player]. He's not quite who he claims to be.

Insult: -4

Another reference to swine, eh? How original, chowder-head.

Intimidate: -4

Stand down, [player]! Your intimidations are powerless against me.

Joke: 3

Ha ha! I love it when you combine knock-knock jokes with farmer jokes!

Rude Gesture: -8

[player], if it were any other day, I'll haul you in for offending an officer.

Talk about Aliens: 1

I get some weird calls sometimes about people claiming they've seen aliens and UFOs, most times over in the graveyard.

Talk about Art: -2

I don't have much love for art, especially when I have to waste my time chasing down people who steal it. Pointless.

Talk about Books: 1

I think I should write a book called "Law Enforcement for Stupidheads." People think it's difficult, but it's not.

Talk about Cars: -2

I am so sick and tired of the city telling me I can't have a police car! Seriously, I'd rather have a car than a pair of shoes.

Talk about Computers: -2

I've got a computer. It's supposed to give me a new "Most Wanted" list each day, but all it does is show pictures of me.

Talk about Construction: -2

You should have seen the jail before they renovated it. Wall-to- wall carpeting, three big-screen TVs, two hammocks in every cell. It was awful!

Talk about Cooking: 2

I like a good old fashioned apple pie. Just 1 cup of flour, 1 cup of sugar, and 1 cup of apples. Yum, yum.

Talk about Crime: 3

Burglaries have dropped almost 90 percent since I came to Miniopolis. Mostly because the officer I replaced was the guy doing most of the stealing.

Talk about Dancing: -3

Darn it, [player]. I don't have time to "shake my thang!" I've got a city to keep safe.

Talk about Exercise: 2

I get plenty of exercise walking my beat, chasing down thieves, and looking for the keys to the jail. I always seem to misplace those keys.

Talk about Games: 3

I usually play question and answer games with people. Like when I'm on the beat I ask things like "Where's your boss?" and "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Talk about Graveyards: -2

I have to check the graveyard every so often to make sure kids don't vandalize it. That upsets me because, frankly, I'm scared of that place.

Talk about Health: 3

We've got top notch health care in Miniopolis. Take it from me! They stitched me right up after some crazy man at the pizza joint stabbed me with a plastic straw.

Talk about Hobbies: 2

A hobby? Hmmm. Mostly I just like to polish things. My hand-cuffs, my badge, my phone, my shoes... my moustache.

Talk about Home: 2

I'm so busy, sometimes it's easier for me to take a little nap here in one of my cells.

Talk about Home Decor: 2

I'd like to decorate the jail with some nice things to cheer the prisoners up... maybe a nice water fountain and a couple ferns.

Talk about Hygiene: 2

I need to keep myself absolutely clean and stylish. Criminals don't respect cops who smell or look bad.

Talk about Jail: 1

It's ironic that I spend more time at this jail than most criminals do. But that's the price of safety, I guess.

Talk about Jobs: 1

We've got a basketball court up on the roof where we hold contests for cash prizes.

Talk about Miniopolis: 1

Urbania used to be the diamond-jewel of Miniopolis, but these days it's more like one of those plastic rings you find in cereal boxes.

Talk about Movies: -2

Every dang film I see, some police officer is wearing a trench coat like this, so I decided to get one. But you know something? I'm burning up in this heat!

Talk about Music: 0

I don't listen to music these days. I have to keep my ears open for screaming and yelling and shouting.

Talk about Nature: 1

I like to get outdoors every now and then. It beats sitting in a jailhouse staring at four stone walls and sleeping criminals.

Talk about Ninjas: 0

I have been getting a number of calls about someone dressed in black sneaking around the Carnival.

Talk about Politics: -3

Politics in Miniopolis are being corrupted by everything these days: money, greed, popularity. Even politics are corrupting politics.

Talk about Rep Groups: -1

I try to keep an eye on all the groups, but generally they're pretty tame... well, those Nerdies can get a little out of control sometimes.

Talk about Science: 0

Science is a big help. I dust for fingerprints, test for DNA, and detect big fat lies from 100 feet away.

Talk about Shopping: 1

I try to look nice for my job. But someday I'll need to buy a real tie and not one of those clip -on ones.

Talk about Simoleons: 0

Money?! What do you know about money?! Do you know where they hid it?! Do you know how much they took?! Do you... oh, sorry. Wrong case.

Talk about Sleeping: 2

I love sleeping. But I hate having those dreams where my arms are missing.

Talk about Sports: 1

When I have some spare time I love going to the dirt-bike races south of here. They're loud, they're crazy, and because I'm an officer, they're free.

Talk about TV: 1

I was on one of those live cop shows once. It was the only time I've ever been on television. I wish I'd been awake when they were filming.

Talk about Travel: 1

I used to have a summer place back in SimValley. You ever been to SimValley? Beautiful beaches down there.

Talk about Work: 2

Some cops solve crimes with a kind of sixth sense, like a tingling in their knee when a clue is near.

Talk about the Bayou: 0

That bayou out there, that's where most bank robbers like to hide their cash when they're on the run.

Talk about the Carnival: -1

I have to beef-up security when the carnival's in town. You never know what kind of stunts the petting-zoo animals are going to pull.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 2

I heard the coffee in the city's pretty good, only I wouldn't know. I quit drinking it last year and switched to honey.

Talk about the Cosmos: -2

What kind of a world is it when we're dreaming about the moon and spinning around the earth and there's no attention paid to earthly law and order!

Talk about the Law: 2

I just uphold the laws, I don't make them, though there are certain laws I tend to overlook... like the no whistling on Sundays rule. That's plain silly.

Talk about the Lounge: 0

I have to keep a close eye on the Casino. For years there was an underground scratch and sniff sticker gang working out of there.

Talk about the Market: 1

The Sim Quarter Flea Market is a great place to visit. I wish we could have the same thing in Urbania, but the rats keep most people away.

Talk about the Museum: 2

That museum used to get robbed all the time, when they had the Persian artifacts exhibit. But the day the ancient cheeses exhibit went in, break-ins dropped to almost nothing.