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Darius:
There you are, dawg. I got word one of the @3 was in the slammer. What's up?
Player:
@3? Who are they?
Darius:
They're your people, dawg! Your rep group! The group you run with. Didn't you know?
Player:
Kris mentioned it but... no.
Darius:
Ah, that girl's a Streetie just like me. She's part of my crew. Know what I'm sayin'?
Player:
Yeah, but what if I don't like my fellow @3?
Darius:
No sweat. You can always find the head of another group and kiss up to them. It takes a while but it can be done.
Player:
Thanks for the info.
Darius:
Keep your feet pounding the street. I'll see you around.
3-3 None Shall Pass
Darius:
Hey.
Player:
Hi.
Darius:
What's up?
Player:
Hey squared.
Darius:
What's up?
Player:
What's up?
Darius:
What's up with you?
Player:
Nothing.
Darius:
You think you own this spot, huh?
Player:
My fists!
Darius:
You think you're bad, huh?
Player:
The moon.
Darius:
You think you're clever, huh?
Player:
Yeah.
Darius:
Punk, I'm going to pound you into bread dough if you don't step aside.
Player:
No.
Darius:
Then why are you still standing here? I'm going to pound you into dust if you don't step aside.
Player:
What's it to you?
Darius:
What did you say? Dang, I'm going to pound you into ground beef if you don't step aside.
Player:
Sorry, but I'm not supposed to let anyone through.
Darius:
Kid, you don't want to be messing with me. I'm so strong I can turn water into steam with one punch!
Player:
Okay. My bad. Go right on in
Darius:
That's what I'm talking about.
Player:
And I'm so strong I can melt ice with my mouth!
Darius:
Ha ha! Playa please! You're no tougher than a marshmallow in the desert. Now step aside!
Player:
I'm so strong I can snap dry spaghetti with two fingers!
Darius:
Ha ha! Playa please! You're no tougher than a candle in the wind. Now step aside!
Player:
I'm so strong I can deflect sunlight with my breath!
Darius:
Say what? Dang! But check this out... I'm so tough people call me the D-Bomb!
Player:
And I'm so tough people call me "Old School Scrub"!
Darius:
Ha ha ha! For real? Then they must not think much of you, kid. Now step off!
Player:
And I'm so tough people call me "@2"!
Darius:
Serious? Man... well check this out. I'm so crazy I wore a red track suit to a bullfight!
Player:
And I'm so tough people call me "The Flunky Foo".
Darius:
Ha ha ha! For real? Then they must not think much of you, kid. Now step off!
Player:
And I'm so crazy I eat pizza for breakfast!
Darius:
Ooh, now you got me scared kid. Here, why don't you have a bite of my knuckle sandwich?
Player:
And I'm so crazy sometimes I wet myself!
Darius:
Aw you poor crazy baby. Maybe you should buy yourself a diaper. Now step aside punk.
Player:
And I'm so crazy Detective Dan kicked me out of jail!
Darius:
You what? Oh snap! Forget this... messing with you ain't worth ten times what Daddy B paid me to rough you up. I'm outta here!
5-1 Reality Show
Darius:
Hey @1, peep this. I hear a new Reality TV show is being filmed up on Paradise Island.
Player:
I don't watch much TV.
Darius:
No but I do, sucker. Why don't you go on over to Paradise Island and sign up, huh? Make your fellow Streeties proud! Oh... and make sure you empty your pockets before you go!
Player:
Really? Are they still signing people up?
Darius:
As far as I know, yeah. Head up to Paradise Island and throw yourself at the prize baby. Make your fellow Streeties proud! Oh... and make sure you empty your pockets before you go!
5-5 Atlantis Premiere Party
Darius:
Looking good, @1. Go right on in and grab a seat.
Darius:
Can't you read instructions? There's a strict dress code for this premiere. Take a look at the ticket and come back when you're ready to play fair.
Rep Group
Silver Plaque
You're doing all right for a fresh Streetie. Take this silver plaque and show it off.
Magazine Subscription
What's up, @1. I just signed you up for a subscription to "Streetie Smart", our Rep Group magazine. Keep up the good work, yo.
Rep Goals
Are you for real or just another busta? If you're REALLY one of us, do this: Annoy Daddy B like mad, convince Ewan to join us, and perfect your hoop skills. You feel me?
Bumper Boat (GBA)
'Case you didn't know, the Streeties got their own souped up bumper boat. Next time you go play Bombard, take a spin in our machine.
Rep Object
Time to give you some Rep Group props, @1. Here's a souped-up boom box for your house to remind you of us.
Gold Plaque
I'm upgrading you to the gold plaque, yo. This will get you in good with all of our peeps.
Exclusive Xizzle
Check out "Street Signs", yo. This is one Xizzle exclusive to Streeties only. And it's all yours.
Clubhouse Keys
Congrats, yo. You clawed your way to the top of the Streeties. Here's a key to our clubhouse for your efforts.
Inviting
Hey @1. Word around town is that you're a tough talker and rough walker. How'd you like to join the Streeties?
Errand
"Bling" Ring 
The bling ring. Say it loud, you're blinging and you're... loud.
Housewarming
Your house is cool. Not quite my thing, but decent.
Uncle Suede Shizzle's Cane
Uncle Suede always had a flair for flair and his heavy, gold plated, diamond encrusted shizzle's cane proves it. Unfortunately, this thing is worth a lot less than you might think, and has no practical uses.
Gossip
Mambo Loa - Talk about Dancing
Look to he of large build who guards the secret entrance to the disco for tips on how to walk, talk, and act tough.
Harlan King - Talk about Dancing
I don't know Crystal very well, but Darius says she's the one he kicks out of Club Xizzle most often.
Other Items
Ultimate MP-DEE Stereo System 
The ultimate MP-DEE stereo system is the worlds greatest music box, streaming all - and we mean ALL - your favorite tunes with crisp, clear treble and big, booming bass.
Streetie Clubhouse Keys 
This key gives you permanent access to the Streetie clubhouse located in Glasstown.
Streetie Trade Magazine 
The latest issue of "Streetie Smart".
Streetie Trophy 
The revered Streetie trophy. And YOU snagged it for yourself! But should you keep it or deliver it to the Streetie leader? Chew on that for a while.
Corny Dawg 
Dipped in batter and baked until it's brown and crispy, the corny dawg is a classic.
Other Sources
From the Urbz GBA Game Manual
King of the Streeties, Darius has moves on the court and is a straight shooter when it comes to darts. He can usually be found at his hangout, Club Xizzle. Remember to stay away from his hotdogs.
From the Urbz NDS Game Manual
King of the Streeties, Darius can usually be found at his hangout, Club Xizzle. Remember to stay away from his corndogs.
From the Miniopolis City Guide
Urbania, the heart of Miniopolis, is where some of the coolest streeties got their start--including Darius himself, the absolute biggest player in the city.
From the Miniopolis City Guide
Since the streeties call Urbania home, don't be surprised if you run into Darius, the king of the streeties, from time to time.
Unused Text
Kicking Out of Streeties
Hey, @1. Check yourself before you wreck your Rep. The Streeties are getting sick of you hanging around.
Talk about Pets
I like goldfish. What?
Hug Accept
Aw!
Kiss Accept
Aw!
Accept Roommate
Heck yeah, dawg. We can kick it together.