Moogoo Monkey (Working Title)

Darius Conversation


Annoy: -2

Buzz off, gnat.


Apologize: 2

No worries, yo.


Brag: -2

If wishes were Simoleons you'd have a million bounced checks.


Call Name: -5

The last person to call me that is still looking for his teeth.


Cheer Up: 2

You're all right.


Complain: -2

Want an elbow in your mouth?


Compliment: 3

That's kind of you.


Cry: -2

That a crying crocodile I see?


Entertain: 2

You should go on tour.


Flirt: 3

Are you gaming on me girl? Dang!


Give Opinion: 2

For real? Dang.


Gossip: 2

Crystal is one crazy chick.


Insult: -4

Now say that to my face.


Intimidate: -4

How 'bout I pound your face in?


Jibba Jabba: 3

There you go, dawg. Now you're talking the talk.


Joke: 0

Ha. That's funny.


Rude Gesture: -8

Dang, dawg. You're running out of clever ideas.


Talk about Aliens: 0

Bring 'em on.


Talk about Art: 2

Spray-cans baby. That's all I'm sayin'.


Talk about Books: 0

Not my thing, dawg.


Talk about Cars: 2

You seen my fly ride?


Talk about Computers: 0

I click and scroll when I can.


Talk about Construction: 2

Sometimes, yeah, for a couple extra simoleys.


Talk about Cooking: -1

Makes my head swim.


Talk about Crime: -3

Don't even think about it, dawg.


Talk about Dancing: 2

You ain't seen moves like mine.


Talk about Exercise: 2

I'm all muscle and big bones.


Talk about Games: 2

No snake eyes, lucky seven baby... Yeah.


Talk about Graveyards: -2

Why you gotta be so negative?


Talk about Health: 0

I got a little cough maybe. So?


Talk about Hobbies: 3

Carving trails into the snow with my board. Aw yeah.


Talk about Home: 2

Where I lay my head.


Talk about Home Decor: 0

I keep a clean crib.


Talk about Hygiene: -3

You saying I smell funky?


Talk about Jail: 1

Nothing to do with me.


Talk about Jobs: 0

Only two things you need to know when shooting hoops, get it? How to aim, and how to throw. Perfect that and you'll be dropping bombs all day.


Talk about Miniopolis: 2

Where it all goes down.


Talk about Movies: 2

I could be in movies. I got the face and the bod.


Talk about Music: 2

A heavy beat chills me out.


Talk about Nature: 0

It's out there, taking up space.


Talk about Ninjas: 1

Sure I know her... or him... can't remember which.


Talk about Politics: -2

It's all noise, yo.


Talk about Rep Groups: 2

You can call me King Streetie.


Talk about Science: -1

Why can't they make gold weigh less? Tell me that.


Talk about Shopping: 1

I just buy tracksuits. Got 64 of 'em.


Talk about Simoleons: 2

Weighing down my pockets, baby.


Talk about Sleeping: 1

I get my best ideas when I'm sleeping.


Talk about Sports: 3

I pick and roll like an old pro.


Talk about TV: 1

Only the biggest, only the best.


Talk about Theatre: -1

Much rather go to a funeral.


Talk about Travel: -2

I don't got anywhere to go.


Talk about Work: 2

You need a personal bodyguard? Only one million an hour.


Talk about the Bayou: -2

Phew... stanky.


Talk about the Carnival: 1

Craziness, yo.


Talk about the Coffee Shop: -2

Java makes me puke, dawg.


Talk about the Cosmos: -1

I mix a mean mac n' cheese.


Talk about the Law: 2

I'm Club Xizzle's law man. Don't cross me.


Talk about the Lounge: 3

I Moogoo like a mad man, know what I'm sayin'?


Talk about the Market: -2

If you like people's trash, sure.


Talk about the Museum: -1

Never been. Don't plan to.


Talk about the Newspaper: -2

Lincoln wants to do an article on Club Xizzle, but that'd blow its cover.


Talk about the River: 2

The bumper boat park is the shizzle, for real.


Talk about the Supernatural: 1

Do ghosts tell people stories?


Talk about the University: -3

I deal with whiny college kids every dang night.


Talk about the Weather: -2

Heat? Humidity? Whatever it is, it sucks.


Talk about the World: 2

It's a good place to be these days.


Tease: -4

Yo, I've chewed on gum tougher than you, so shut your face.


Tell a Bad Pun: 3

Daaaang!


Tell a Secret: 2

It's safe with me.


Hug

You're going to crease my threads, fool!


Kiss

Aw heck no, girl!


Gift (Accept)

For lizzle old mizzle? Thanks.


Gift (Reject)

Keep it for your dang self, fool.


Errand (Accept)

Hey, [Player]. Take this brass ring to [Sim]. I owe them.


Errand (Reject)

I got nothing for you.


Move In (Reject)

Naw man. My crib's okay.


Silent Treatment

Step off, punk.