Daddy Bigbucks Conversation

Annoy: -2

Stop bothering me! I'm trying to mentally diversify my stock portfolio!

Apologize: -1

The more you apologize the easier it is for people like me to ignore you.

Brag: 1

I suppose if I had lived a life as useless as yours I'd brag about trivial matters too. Point taken.

Call Name: -5

You can't talk to me that way, you spineless pork-belly!

Cheer Up: 3

If you REALLY want to cheer me up, sell me any possessions you own for one-tenth of their worth.

Complain: 1

What use is there complaining, kid, when you're already at the lowest point in your life?

Compliment: 2

Thank you for the kind words, but I'm still not lending you any money. Not a Simoleon.

Cry: -2

Good heavens, I hate to see a grown person cry... so get out of my face before I call the police!

Entertain: -6

My oh my, [player]. What are you trying to do? Make me sick?!

Give Opinion: -1

Oh how very... (yawn)... fascinating.

Gossip: 2

For good or ill, there is no one in this town worth talking about but me.

Insult: -6

Insults are the weapons of the weak and cowardly... and I can hear the desperation in your every word, you little worm.

Intimidate: -5

You're actually trying to intimidate me when you MUST know that I have more than ten body guards secretly hiding within fifty feet of me at all times?

Jibba Jabba: -5

Speak a language humans can understand!

Joke: 0

You know what's even funnier? You believing that I'd find that funny!

Rude Gesture: -4

What is that, some kind of stupid secret-club sign?

Talk about Aliens: -2

Don't bother me with such nonsense!

Talk about Art: 2

I don't know much about art, but I know if it's expensive I should own it.

Talk about Books: -1

The last thing I read was my bank statement. Took three days to get to the good parts. Otherwise, I'm not interested in reading.

Talk about Cars: 1

Normally I'd be furious that Miniopolis passed a law banning cars from our streets. But since I don't ever drive any of the eighty cars I own, I don't much care.

Talk about Computers: 1

I used to own over one hundred of those things, each a different color and brand. Never booted up a single one though.

Talk about Construction: 3

Progress, my friend! Progress! I'd much rather hear the constant pounding of hammers than a kind word!

Talk about Cooking: -2

Hmmm. I did learn to bake biscotti when I was a youth. My recipe called for chocolate, nuts, and flour. But I shouldn't tell you that... I should sell it to you.

Talk about Crime: 0

I haven't really noticed much of a crime problem in Miniopolis, but then again I live on an island surrounded by sharks and thirty foot walls.

Talk about Dancing: -3

That causes sweating! I have no time for sappy, sloppy tom-foolery like that.

Talk about Exercise: 1

Most of the time I pay someone to exercise for me. How do I look?

Talk about Games: 2

Playing the stock market, investing in real-estate, hiring people just to fire them... those are the sort of games I like.

Talk about Graveyards: 0

Out of respect for the dearly departed, I am happy to announce that the graveyard will be the LAST piece of land I develop. I think I'll put in a swimming pool.

Talk about Health: 3

There is one reason I have a private physician: The other doctors in this town are about as skillful as a blindfolded three-year old swinging a chainsaw.

Talk about Hobbies: 0

Hobbies? Hmmm. Is making money a hobby? Or is it my job? Do I have an actual job? Not really. So it must be my hobby. Is that clear?

Talk about Home: 1

Soon, [player], all of Miniopolis will be my living room.

Talk about Home Decor: 2

When I was the Mayor of a large town, I gave out Keys to the City all the time. It's a nice way to get people to believe you care.

Talk about Hygiene: -3

Are you trying to tell me that I am stinky!? I'll have you know I take 4 showers a day!

Talk about Jail: 1

Don't quote me on this, but the Miniopolis Penitentiary is probably the most useful building in this town.

Talk about Jobs: 1

I don't have any career advice for you, [player]. Haven't I made it clear to you? I want to see you fail miserably!

Talk about Miniopolis: 3

Miniopolis! What a stunning sight to behold, don't you think? And once I own it all, every last street corner... a stunning sight I can charge people to admire!

Talk about Movies: -1

Movies? Films? I don't have time for such silly escapes. I do own two production companies, but that doesn't mean I care.

Talk about Music: 3

The sweetest sound I know is the steely ringing of coins, and the soft flap of cash. What a symphony!

Talk about Nature: -2

Nature? Bah! Highly overrated. I plan to make some serious improvements.

Talk about Ninjas: -2

What on earth are you talking about?! Ninjas? Here? That sounds like folk-tale hogwash to me!

Talk about Politics: 0

Politics-Shmolatics. Why run for one office when you can buy ten of them?

Talk about Rep Groups: -2

My son would know more about those silly groups than me. Ask him.

Talk about Science: 1

Science has its uses, yes. But it's a pity nobody could ever figure out that "iron-into-gold" thing.

Talk about Shopping: 2

Some prefer to shop for luxury items in expensive stores. I prefer to shop for expensive stores.

Talk about Simoleons: 3

I love the sight, the smell, the feel, and the taste of money! But I don't recommend putting Simoleons in your mouth. Who knows where they've been?

Talk about Sleeping: -1

I don't have much time for sleeping. The sun is always up somewhere in the world, and where there is sun, people are spending money.

Talk about Sports: -2

How is running around in tacky clothing and chasing a little ball around beneficial in any way? I think sports are disgusting.

Talk about TV: 2

I don't have time to watch television these days, but I hope you do, because I own most of the stations.

Talk about Theatre: -1

When I realized the play "As You Like It" had nothing to do with me or what I liked, I decided to stop going to theater all together.

Talk about Travel: 2

As soon as I am able to buy the university, I'm demolishing it and building a landing strip for my private jets.

Talk about Work: 0

I have never worked a day in my life, so... no wait, there was that one time. But that was a publicity stunt so it doesn't count.

Talk about the Bayou: 2

I have a crack team of geologists surveying that stinky old bog. Once they figure out how to drain it, I'm turning it into a parking lot.

Talk about the Carnival: -2

Ugh! I rent the fairgrounds to the carnival whenever they come to town. What a mess they leave!

Talk about the Coffee Shop: -1

Bleah! I'd sooner drink water from the bayou than drink the coffee in this city.

Talk about the Cosmos: 0

I try not to look up into the night sky very often. I hate seeing unclaimed real-estate I can't buy or develop!

Talk about the Law: 2

I like to think of the law as a constantly evolving system of rules made to benefit people like me.

Talk about the Lounge: 2

The Casino is one of my preferred hangouts. If you ever need to find me for some reason, to grovel at my feet for example, look there.

Talk about the Market: -2

Bah! A proper store has walls, a ceiling, and people wearing red and blue uniforms.

Talk about the Museum: -2

Oh stop gushing! Of course the museum is a beautiful building. That's why I plan to tear it down and build another one exactly like it.

Talk about the Newspaper: 1

I don't own the Miniopolis Chronicle yet, so for now I buy up all the ad space.

Talk about the River: -2

It saddens me to see a river like ours flowing so quickly. It needs a few dams to slow it down.

Talk about the Supernatural: 1

What a great marketing gimmick, that voodoo stuff! When I own the Sim Quarter, I'll have to set up a Voodoo gift shop.

Talk about the University: -2

Humbug! The only thing universities are good for is keeping young people in debt and out of my business!

Talk about the Weather: 2

Who cares what the weather outside looks like? I know for a fact the sun shines out of my... wallet!

Talk about the World: 3

Sometimes I wonder if the earth isn't big enough. So that's when I consider building an extra wing on the planet.

Tease: -1

Don't tease me.

Tell a Bad Pun: -2

Revolting. I knew you had no class.

Tell a Secret: 2

A secret? Yes, my friend. Excellent. Tell me everything you know about everyone in this town.

Gift (Accept)

Why, thank you. I could use another one of those for my collection.

Gift (Reject)

Why would I need that? I'm "The Man Who Has Everything," remember?

Errand (Accept)

Help, sure.

Errand (Reject)

Help, no.

Move In (Reject)

Move in with you? No way. Not if you lived in one of the pyramids!

Silent Treatment

We're not on speaking terms today, remember?