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Fashion Magazine

A copy of "Glitter" magazine, research tool of the terminally cool.

Housewarming

You actually live in this dump? Ugh! I'm outta here.

Magic Lamp

A beautiful Persian lamp, this 700 year old treasure is made of durable brass and decorated with exquisite detail. But neither fact has saved it from gathering dust over the years. Why not give it a good rub-down?

Food

Strawberry Shortcake

Moist sponge-cake, sweet cream, and juicy strawberries combine miraculously to make this summertime favorite.

Gossip

Darius - Gossip

Crystal is one crazy chick.

Lottie Cash - Talk about Dancing

Of course I go dancing! Crystal and I like to shake our booties to the bump of bass every other night at Club Xizzle!

Lottie Cash - Talk about Construction

Crystal wants to meet that totally cute construction guy, but I think he's more my type.

Harlan King - Talk about Dancing

I don't know Crystal very well, but Darius says she's the one he kicks out of Club Xizzle most often.

Other Items

Electro Lamp

Yet another amusing artifact from the recent past. The electro lamp is perhaps the best example of the late 90's trend to make harmless decorative objects appear downright deadly.

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From the Miniopolis City Guide

Another streetie, Crystal, can be found in the comedy club working the dance machine from time to time.

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Talk about Pets

I totally want a pet dolphin so it can protect me from sharks.

Hug Accept

Gee, thanks. You're sweet.

Kiss Accept

Oh!

Accept Roommate

Okay! I can't wait to redecorate your dumpy pad.