Crystal Conversation

Annoy: -2

Hey, turn your eye-lids right side out!

Apologize: 1

That's cool, [Player]. You made a mistake, that's all.

Brag: 2

You do! You know Daddy Bigbucks. Oh. My. Gosh! Can I shake your hand!

Call Name: -4

I've been called worse, just not by a two-faced, mush-for-brains.

Cheer Up: -2

It's no use, [Player]! I heard they discontinued my favorite lipstick, "Urban Dismay".

Complain: 1

Me too! But we totally know how to have a good time!

Compliment: 2

You're the 10th person to tell me that today! Thanks.

Cry: -4

Wow! I mean, what ARE you? Some kind of lame, five foot tall baby?

Entertain: 2

You should be on television or something. Do you need an agent?

Flirt: 3

You make me giddier than I was on the day I saw the new Melvin Kline spring line.

Give Opinion: -2

You think too much, [Player]. Seriously.

Gossip: 2

It reminds me of the time Lottie actually wore a striped shirt and polka-dot pants!

Insult: -6

It may LOOK like I made these clothes out of old socks, but they cost a LOT of money.

Intimidate: -2

If only you realized how ugly you are, you'd totally freak yourself out.

Jibba Jabba: 3

[Player] in the hizz-ouse!

Joke: 0

I don't get it... did the man walk into the bar, or was it the other way around?

Rude Gesture: 2

Is that a new Rep group gesture or what?

Talk about Aliens: 0

Fashion is getting so lame. We're going to need some hip aliens to save us.

Talk about Art: 3

Of COURSE I like Art! Artie Fischal is a buddy of mine.

Talk about Books: -3

Not worth the effort, okay? They're heavier than magazines, and rarely have pictures.

Talk about Cars: 2

I want a red car with chrome hubcaps and big fins. And it has to fly.

Talk about Computers: 1

What's up with computers? Oh snap! Are they too wild or what?

Talk about Construction: 2

Have you SEEN that hot construction worker guy? Three words: Oh. My. Gosh!

Talk about Cooking: 2

When it comes to dessert, I'm pretty old fashioned. When I have strawberries, some flour, and a bit of sugar, I usually make a batch of strawberry shortcake.

Talk about Crime: -2

Real cities have crime, so where are all the thugs? Weird.

Talk about Dancing: 2

People don't know this, but I invented the "running man" dance.

Talk about Exercise: 1

Two hours a day, baby. But I was born beautiful, so don't think you can catch up.

Talk about Games: -2

Lame! I won't play them or talk about them, not even if someone paid me.

Talk about Graveyards: -3

Are you demented? I'm here to write an article, not an obituary!

Talk about Health: -2

Doctors are for squares and old people, aren't they? Or am I thinking of something else?

Talk about Hobbies: 2

All I need from life is the freedom to live it. And to party.

Talk about Home: 2

I have a sweet place back in SimCity™. 20 feet by 10 feet, $1,400 a month, and cozy!

Talk about Home Decor: 1

I decorate my house with whatever free gifts designers send me.

Talk about Hygiene: 1

You have to shower twice a day if you want people to ask you for your phone number.

Talk about Jail: 1

I don't want to go down to the jail, unless they throw a rave there.

Talk about Jobs: -1

I'm good at darts! Have you ever played darts?

Talk about Miniopolis: 2

Miniopolis is where the coolest trends are born, and SimCity?¸ is where they go to die.

Talk about Movies: 1

Before I was a fashion writer I wrote movie reviews, which are basically the same thing.

Talk about Music: 1

I like every kind of music except country! Wait, no, I like country too.

Talk about Nature: -2

Eh? Nature is a little too gross. A little unnatural, you know what I mean?

Talk about Ninjas: 2

You just gave me an idea for a fashion show! "Ninjas, Knights, and Nerds."

Talk about Politics: -3

Dude! Don't you just want to turn your brain off once in a while?

Talk about Rep Groups: 2

Being a Streetie is all about standing around, leaning to one side, and pretending that wherever you are has the best view in the city.

Talk about Science: 0

Science is okay. At least we have machines that instantly turn our hair different colors.

Talk about Shopping: 3

I love shopping. I even have a shirt that says "I Love Shopping" to prove it.

Talk about Simoleons: 2

It's wild that I get PAID to give my opinion. I mean, I don't have many.

Talk about Sleeping: 0

Sleeping is like admitting you don't have a party to go to... That's lame.

Talk about Sports: 1

It's been my dream to design a funkier baseball outfit.

Talk about TV: 2

I watch TV with dance music playing so every show is a fashion show!

Talk about Theatre: -1

Isn't the theater, like, a dead art form or something?

Talk about Travel: 1

I love flying and riding trains and driving cars... I love everything but walking.

Talk about Work: 2

I write a fashion column for a young adult fashion magazine called "Vague". Check it out!

Talk about the Bayou: -1

That stinky place needs a make-over, for real.

Talk about the Carnival: 2

Listen, 2005 is going to be the year of clown fashion. I'm serious.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: 2

I stopped drinking coffee for a while, but now that it's cool again I'm ready to start sipping.

Talk about the Cosmos: 1

Is it just me or does the moon look bigger here? I'm telling you, everything is cooler here.

Talk about the Law: 0

The what?

Talk about the Lounge: 3

I saw a movie star there, for real! I can't remember her name, but she was totally famous!

Talk about the Market: -2

I was all like, "Wow, there's this place here that sells fleas?" But I haven't seen any.

Talk about the Museum: 0

Is that what it is? I thought it was a warehouse.

Talk about the Newspaper: -3

I asked Lincoln for a job once and he was all like, "I need a journalist, not a marketer."

Talk about the River: -1

It doesn't sound very hip to me. I mean, it ain't the streets, you know?

Talk about the Supernatural: 1

I want to believe!

Talk about the University: -2

I don't need to go there. Hello! I already have a job!

Talk about the Weather: -3

Why are we discussing the weather in a city that doesn't have any?

Talk about the World: 2

It's a full time job telling people how to look and act.

Tease: -6

My hair is SUPPOSED to be this color!

Tell a Bad Pun: 0

Raunchy, dude!

Tell a Secret: 2

Wicked! I will carry that secret to my grave. Or at least until tomorrow.

Hug

Please. I'd rather wrestle a rabid hippo.

Kiss

What makes you think I'd want to do that sort of thing?

Gift (Accept)

What a nice surprise! Is it worth any money?

Gift (Reject)

Ew! No thanks. If people knew I owned that, I'd lose my job.

Errand (Accept)

Here. I have an article in this magazine. Deliver it to [Sim].

Errand (Reject)

I don't have anything I need to give anyone.

Move In (Reject)

I'm not in town long enough to rent a place, sorry.

Silent Treatment

Talk to the hand, dork.