Crawdad Clem Conversation

Annoy: -1

Keep doing that and I'll feed you to a man-eating plant.

Apologize: 1

I forgive you kiddo, for whatever it was you done.

Brag: -1

Nah, come on. You're no braver than a turkey in December.

Call Name: -2

Listen bog-breath, you think I haven't heard that one a million times before?

Cheer Up: 3

You're right. The bayou may have its faults, but pavement isn't one of them.

Complain: -1

Take one look around the bayou and tell me again that life is difficult, you sad, city chicken.

Compliment: 2

You might not believe this, but I've been wearing this same shirt for over 2 years.

Cry: 2

Best not start crying out in the Bayou. That attracts the mosquitoes.

Entertain: 2

Nice one. Last time I saw a trick like that, an alligator was doing it.

Flirt: 3

You keep talking like that, Miss, and you'll have a new best friend.

Give Opinion: 0

You got an interesting way of making simple things complicated.

Gossip: -1

My brother Boo, well... he hasn't had much to say since our mamma passed away.

Insult: -5

I'm not a son-of-anything but my dear mamma! Now shush before I stuff your mouth with mud.

Intimidate: -2

You don't scare me, you little swamp rat.

Jibba Jabba: 3

Woo hoo! Now you're talking like you got a mouth full of mud!

Joke: 2

Dang, it's good to hear a new joke from the old world.

Rude Gesture: -6

Yeah? Well try this one on for size...

Talk about Aliens: 1

Oh sure, I seen an alien 'round here once. Some flesh eating plant gobbled it up.

Talk about Art: -2

Those artists, they think they're down to earth, but can't stand the sight of dirt.

Talk about Books: 2

I just finished writing a cookbook I call "A Crawdad Clem-Bake".

Talk about Cars: -1

I once heard someone say the more you drive the stupider you get.

Talk about Computers: 0

Com-whats?

Talk about Construction: 2

If you see something that's built out here, you can bet that was either me or my brother that done it.

Talk about Cooking: 4

We're gonna be brewing some new super smoothies soon, stuff with lots of vitamins and nutrients.

Talk about Crime: -2

No I don't pay taxes. I barely earn anything either. So arrest me, why don't you?

Talk about Dancing: 2

Sometimes I hear the singing of a distant fiddle and I just start dancing.

Talk about Exercise: -1

The only people who need exercise are the people who won't do it.

Talk about Games: 1

Not many games out here. Mostly I like putting things on top of other things.

Talk about Graveyards: -1

What do dead folks need all that land for anyway?

Talk about Health: 1

Most of the plants around here have some medicinal value, so I just munch on all of them a little.

Talk about Hobbies: 3

Apart from going on walks through the bayou, I sure enjoy brewing smoothies.

Talk about Home: 2

Boo and I built our shack with our bare hands... and wood too, obviously.

Talk about Home Decor: 1

I wrestled a gator to death and felt so bad I had him stuffed. Couldn't bring myself to keep it though.

Talk about Hygiene: -1

You city people just wash yourself too much. You're killing off the germs we need.

Talk about Jail: 1

I couldn't send my brother to jail if he broke the law. Who would I talk to?

Talk about Jobs: -2

If you're looking to make a little cash, find the Red Man. He's always up for a little competition.

Talk about Miniopolis: -3

Clem and I left the city after finding it a cruel and soulless place to live.

Talk about Movies: -2

Aw man, you aren't going to whistle that darn banjo tune are you? I'm sick of that.

Talk about Music: 1

I got an old banjo around here for when the Red Man comes a knocking.

Talk about Nature: 1

Nature provides everything a person could ever need for healthy living. All except glass bottles, I mean.

Talk about Ninjas: 3

That mysterious ninja... well that kid is our one and only smoothie distributor, so keep your eyes peeled.

Talk about Politics: -1

Last election we had out on the Bayou, only 50 percent of the population voted. Boo said he was sick.

Talk about Rep Groups: -2

Rep groups? Sounds like just another reason to stay out on the Bayou.

Talk about Science: 3

Without scientific knowledge we would never have perfected our super smoothies.

Talk about Shopping: -1

Last shopping I ever did was 20 years ago. For some reason I bought a wallet.

Talk about Simoleons: 1

Me and Boo get by just fine without it. We're self... self... we can take care of ourselves.

Talk about Sleeping: 3

It's real peaceful out here, falling asleep to the gurgles and burps of the bayou.

Talk about Sports: 2

Sometimes Boo and I play chase the dancing nutria. That's some fun, by gosh.

Talk about TV: -3

I don't have no desire to go anywhere. Maybe over to the dark tree, but that's about it.

Talk about Theatre: 2

I'd stay clear of those. They talk to you, telling you what to do, and how to think.

Talk about Travel: 0

Nah. If Boo and me want a good show, we just light a candle and do hand shadows.

Talk about Work: -2

I wanted to call our company Clem N' Boo's Super Shakes, but Boo didn't agree.

Talk about the Bayou: 3

My brother Boo and me, we been living in the bayou for most our lives.

Talk about the Carnival: -2

That Roxie, she interviewed us for a spot in the carnival, but turned us down. Too normal I guess.

Talk about the Coffee Shop: -1

Haven't had a sip of coffee in 20 years. If I did now, my heart would probably explode.

Talk about the Cosmos: 3

My brother's always thinking about the moon and what kind of food it reminds him of.

Talk about the Law: 2

We got our own rules out here. And for the most part we're pretty fair.

Talk about the Lounge: -2

Do you mean that big ugly eyesore floating there on the water?

Talk about the Market: 0

I got enough of those critters. I don't need anymore, thanks.

Talk about the Museum: -2

You built an entire house just for your stuff to live in? City folks are crazy.

Talk about the Newspaper: -2

Crazy to think a newspaper would write an article about too many trees getting cut down.

Talk about the River: 1

The river is our main source of food and energy, and sometimes both when we find glowing fish.

Talk about the Supernatural: -2

Boo and I have seen some things out here that would make your lungs freeze.

Talk about the University: -3

Those dang students are always coming out here, asking us if they can study our way of life!

Talk about the Weather: -1

Well it does get muggy out here. And that means sticky clothes. Yuck.

Talk about the World: -2

I think you city folk are doing a mighty fine job ruining this planet.

Tease: 0

Yeah I tore the sleeves off my shirt, so what. It's cooler that way.

Tell a Bad Pun: 1

Gosh kid. That's pretty clever, heh heh, for the likes of you.

Tell a Secret: -2

I don't want to hear any of your hush-hush plans. Don't get me involved.

Hug

I'd rather throw my arms 'round a flesh eating plant.

Kiss

I'd rather kiss a bloated toad.

Gift (Accept)

Thank you kindly! I've always wanted one of these.

Gift (Reject)

What would I do with a piece of junk like that?

Errand (Accept)

As a matter of fact... can you bring this dead snail to [Sim]? Thanks so much.

Errand (Reject)

Sorry kid. I don't have nothing for you today.

Move In (Reject)

Nah. I'm fine living where I'm living.

Silent Treatment

I got nothing to say to you.