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Bottle of Snake Oil 
A bottle of pure snake oil. Guaranteed to do nothing at all.
Housewarming
Hmmm... your place is... well... interesting.
3-Card Monte Table
Tired of standing on the wrong side of this tricky deal? Weep no more! Now's your chance to get in the game, attract tourists, and make fools of all of them! Just make sure you keep it fun, OK?
Food
Apple Strudel 
A dense, rich strudel with hefty chunks of apple and handfuls of cinnamon and sugar.
Gossip
Harlan King - Talk about Jail
It's true Berkeley has seen more jail time than anybody in town. That's what gives him his charm.
Other Items
Mysterious Briefcase
This is an ordinary executive style briefcase with very little room for improvement or additional features.
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Talk about Pets
I looked into buying a talented chimpanzee, but very few know how to pick pock- er, pick their nose.
Hug Accept
Come hither and embrace me, [player]!
Kiss Accept
Ah!
Accept Roommate
Sure I'll move in with you. What a splendid way to meet a whole new set of clients.