Bayou Boo Conversation

Annoy: -3

Keep pestering me and I'll sic a rabid nutria on you.

Apologize: 3

Naw, listen. I owe you an apology for putting you through all that vampire business.

Brag: -3

You think you're cool, huh? You think so? Well you... you... you just ain't.

Call Name: -3

You sorry little turf toad. I'll get you for that.

Cheer Up: 3

You're right. The bayou may have its faults, but pavement isn't one of them.

Complain: -3

You should be complaining about your face, not your life. Heck, you can change your life.

Compliment: 3

Aw, shucks. That's sweeter than a "moss 'n snail" smoothie!

Cry: 0

You shouldn't be wasting your water like that. In the bayou it's hard to find clean liquids to drink.

Entertain: 3

Nice, kiddo. Last time I saw someone do that he was wearing a tutu.

Flirt: 3

You like teeth this color, huh? Come a little closer and I'll let you keep one.

Give Opinion: 3

You got an interesting way of complicating simple things.

Gossip: -3

I don't know who it is you're talking about, but you sound like you're picking on them.

Insult: -3

My poppa was nothing of the kind! He was a real and decent HUMAN!

Intimidate: -3

Maybe if you were bigger, and meaner, and... heck you'd never scare me.

Jibba Jabba: 3

Ah, nah... G'wan an git loss, ya heah?

Joke: 3

Dang, it's good to hear an old joke from the new world.

Rude Gesture: -6

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Talk about Aliens: 1

Aliens are the least of your worries in the bayou.

Talk about Art: -2

Now I sometimes draw little pictures in the mud with a stick, but I'd never try to sell it to you.

Talk about Books: 3

I'm going to write a cook book called "Bayou Booin' BBQing".

Talk about Cars: -2

What use would we have for cars out on the bayou? Furniture maybe, but that's about it.

Talk about Computers: 0

You mean my fingers? I can compute numbers with them, only not very big ones.

Talk about Construction: 3

Even though we built our house with our bare hands, next time we're going to use a couple hammers too.

Talk about Cooking: 1

I'll remember the sweet flavor of my mamma's chocolate cake for as long as I live. Flour, sugar, chocolate... a simple recipe with a rich reward.

Talk about Crime: -3

People in the city are always trying to pin blame on us for some crime. Even the nuclear waste.

Talk about Dancing: 0

Gosh. Only when no one is looking, I suppose. It's too embarrassing.

Talk about Exercise: -3

You got to consider what's wrong with you folks that you go INSIDE to go jogging.

Talk about Games: 3

Not many games out here. Mostly I just like throwing things to and fro.

Talk about Graveyards: -3

It's a big old waste of space if you ask me.

Talk about Health: 2

The one fine thing about being a vampire was never getting sick. It just didn't happen.

Talk about Hobbies: 3

Apart from brewing smoothies, I like going on walks through the muck and mud.

Talk about Home: 2

What a fine bit of talk we're having.

Talk about Home Decor: 2

I killed me a python once and had it stuffed, but then sort of lost track of it.

Talk about Hygiene: 1

Oh yes, I take a shower once a month whether I'm dirty or not.

Talk about Jail: 1

Neither one of us has been to jail since we both decided to be judges for the whole bayou precinct.

Talk about Jobs: 1

The Red Man may look intimidating, but if you can beat him at his own game he'll pay handsomely.

Talk about Miniopolis: -2

People that live at high altitudes have fewer brain cells. I know that to be true.

Talk about Movies: -3

There's lots of films out there that don't treat folks like us with respect.

Talk about Music: 2

I've been listening to organ music ever since I became a vampire, for some odd reason.

Talk about Nature: -2

Our smoothies are 100 percent natural, but the people who drink them aren't.

Talk about Ninjas: 3

That's a fine person there. The ninja is the only one selling me and my brother's smoothies.

Talk about Politics: 0

I got sick during a bayou election once so we had to call the whole thing off.

Talk about Rep Groups: 0

Never heard of any of those folks? Richies? Nerdies? Streeties? Sounds like types of candy.

Talk about Science: 1

Clem thinks science will help make the perfect smoothie. But the real secret ingredient is Love.

Talk about Shopping: 1

Maybe Boo and I could set up a special shop for tourists? "Bayou Outfitters" or something like that.

Talk about Simoleons: 2

If you just tack the word "Super" in front of a product like we did, you can charge twice as much for it.

Talk about Sleeping: 2

I'm so happy to be human again. As a vampire I found coffins real uncomfortable.

Talk about Sports: 3

Sometimes Clem and I play a game called "Tease the Gatorboy". That's a hoot.

Talk about TV: -3

Staring at one of those things is like seeing your brain melt from the outside.

Talk about Theatre: 0

No way in heck am I ever leaving the bayou. The world is outside is dangerous and mean.

Talk about Travel: -2

If Clem and me want a good show, we just make sock puppets and do funny voices.

Talk about Work: 0

I wanted to call our company Boo N' Clem's Super Shakes, but Clem didn't agree.

Talk about the Bayou: 3

My brother Boo and me, we been living here for most our lives.

Talk about the Carnival: -2

If I'd have stayed a vampire, the carnival might have tracked me down for their freak show. Phew!

Talk about the Coffee Shop: -3

I tell you what, I'd rather be dining like a vampire than drinking that yuppie swill.

Talk about the Cosmos: 3

Sometimes I philosophize and think, "Could there be a whole planet made of chocolate and hazelnut?"

Talk about the Law: 0

Sure, I can make up some bayou rules if you like. Let's see... gosh. Any requests?

Talk about the Lounge: -3

It'd be nicer if they used that boat for something like... golly, I don't know... BOATING?

Talk about the Market: 0

If people want to buy and sell their junk, well okay. I prefer to make my own junk.

Talk about the Museum: -3

I don't see a need for a museum in the bayou. Everything is already in the place it needs to be.

Talk about the Newspaper: -2

By the time we get newspapers here they're very old. So did you already know that men have been on the moon?

Talk about the River: -3

It's a pretty place, but gone are the days where you can swim in it.

Talk about the Supernatural: 1

Clem and I have seen some things out here that would make your brain quiver.

Talk about the University: 0

The college student is a species of person I don't understand... never works, never sleeps, always angry.

Talk about the Weather: -3

It's not the heat, but the way the heat makes everything stink so bad that gets to me.

Talk about the World: -1

If the whole world were one big stinky bog, there's be a lot less problems.

Tease: -3

Look here now, I am sick and tired of people telling me I got pretty teeth.

Tell a Bad Pun: 3

Heh. Very PUNNY. Heh heh.

Tell a Secret: -3

What good is a secret when there's only one person to keep it from?

Hug

I don't want your cooties!

Kiss

Keep your pucker to yourself, ya hear?

Gift (Accept)

Gosh, that's a better present than my brother's ever given me.

Gift (Reject)

What would I need that for?

Errand (Accept)

Heck yeah you can help me! I need you to get this mummified gator to @2 as soon as you can.

Errand (Reject)

Naw. Ain't got nothing for you right now. Check back later or something.

Move In (Reject)

Naw. I'm happy out on the old bayou, thanks.

Silent Treatment

I got nothing to say to you.