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The Streeties

The indescribable quality of street.

Darius

Darius uses his size and cool composure to stop fights before they begin. A good guy to have in your corner.

Crystal

A fashionista from out of town. Crystal has come to Miniopolis to check out the scene and steal some good ideas.

Kris Thistle

Kris is a smart and sassy dreamer, currently working as King Tower's lead custodian.

Ewan Watahmee

Ewan is a builder for whom every project, no matter how minor, is an opportunity for artistic enlightenment.

The Artsies

It's about the performing arts.

Roxanna Moxie

You'd be hard pressed to find another person as talented, fearless, and crazy as this local carnie, Roxanna Moxie.

Cannonball Coleman

There is no sweeter sounds than Mr. Coleman's sax playing. He's an artist through and through.

Pritchard Locksley

Pritchard is an actor temporarily waiting tables at a restaurant outside Miniopolis. Or is it the other way around?

Theresa Bullhorn

Once an actor, now a part-time director and manager of the cinema, Theresa is 100 percent old-school class.

The Nerdies

The nerds.

Polly Nomial

Research Assistant and part time think-tank pundit, Polly Nomial is geeky, pretentious, and nauseatingly brilliant.

Maximillian Moore

Dr. Moore is the handsome hypochondriac in charge of Miniopolis University's medical center. Approach with gloves.

Sue Pirnova

Sue Pirnova is a college student struggling to find her path. This year she's majoring in physics. What will next year bring?

Lincoln Broadsheet

If there is a conspiracy to unearth, you can bet local journalist Lincoln Broadsheet with be there, shovel in hand.

The Richies

Wealthy assholes.

Luthor L. Bigbucks

Luthor is the handsome, talented, and arrogant son of Daddy Bigbucks. Easy to hate, but impossible to ignore.

Misty Waters

One-time lifeguard, Misty Waters is now a fitness guru and the manager of King Tower's state-of-the-art fitness center.

Lottie Cash

Lottie's move to the big city has shown her things her mother and step-father never taught her... like how to work.

Lily Gates

Lily is Daddy B's attorney and business partner. She means well, but is a terrible judge of character.

Independents

Characters who are not in any of the Rep groups. I'd call them normal as a jab to the Rep groups, but they're... really not.

Berkeley Clodd

If you think Berkeley is the model of human honesty and decency, he's got some swamp-land to sell you.

Daddy Bigbucks

Most people simply call him Daddy B. It's the only resistance possible against this miser and his money.

Det. Dan D. Mann

Detective Mann is a no-nonsense cop with a nose for facts and figures. He's kind but a little humorless.

Dusty Hogg

Dusty has a mean streak much longer than his patience, but if you can prove you're tough, he just might like you.

Giuseppi Mezzoalto

Since moving here from SimValley, Giuseppi has ditched his black-market dealings. Now he's just a shady guy.

Gramma Hattie

Outspoken firebrand and social activist, Gramma Hattie gets more done in a day than you could in three lives.

Harlan King

Kind, doddering Harlan King is your old boss. Just where he's disappeared to, no one can say.

Mambo Loa

Mystic sage Mambo Loa always has some wisdom to share with the aimless traveler in times of great confusion.

Olde Salty

Sunshine, open ocean, and briny saltwater have warped dear Olde Salty into a confused and crazy ex-captain.

Phoebe Twiddle

Erstwhile SimValley kick-nack maven Phoebe Twiddle has come to Miniopolis to ply her trade and sell her awesome junk.

Crawdad Clem

Clem is the more talkative of the two bayou brothers, though they share an insatiable thirst for invention.

Bayou Boo

Boo is one of your strong, silent types - a gentle man with a mind running riot with ideas.

Ephram Earl

Driven to near madness by almost two centuries of lonely wanderings, Ephram is a ghost looking for some rest.

DS Exclusive

These characters only appear in the Nintendo DS version of The Urbz. They all have a role in the extra bonus mission availible in that game, Mission S. None of them belong in a Rep group, and none of them are particularly well-developed as characters.

Mokey

'Mokey' has a strange way about him, a confidence you can't quite put your finger on. And he's pretty cool too.

Busta Cruz

Busta is from a strange land just across the pond from Miniopolis. He’s busy doing nothing much.

Sharona Faster

Sharona hasn't got time to waste, certainly not for you. So say what you have to say, and make it snappy.

Jack I. Deal

Is he Mister Right? Or Mister Not-Now-Not-Ever? Yes, okay, Jack is full of himself... but so is ice.

Futo Maki

Stern but affordable, the multi-talented Futo Maki is one of the city's legendary luminaries.

Gary Geezer

Gary's a kind old gentleman, but just a touch hard of hearing. Speak up when you talk to him or he'll miss the gist completely.

Cynthia Braintrust

Cynthia is one of the warmest and most soft-spoken people around, but she usually reserves this kindness for animals.